lovecraft68 & sr71plt Please bicker here.

[sr71plt]

Hey, I'll show up. Ready to have your ass kicked, oh wait someone beat me to it.

Yeah, you're another one of those big-talking wimps on the Internet.

What a bunch of cartoon characters.

 

[lance gt]

And that's all just your opinion, Lance. and yet you just keep on insulting me month in and month out when I don't mention it at all. So what's your point.

You and Lovecraft need to get over yourselves. The truth of the matter is that not all opinion is equal--and no matter what you two do, say, or lie about, it's never going to be equal. You can't buy an easy button; they don't exist except in commercials. Pretending it's so is perhaps the greatest fallacy of the Internet world.

You two can marshal all of the hate and shit and lies you want in this campaign, but the energy and rottenness of your abusive behavior here remains your problem and obsession, not mine. That pea brains like Zeb and Trysail drop in to pile on just add to the amusement factor.

How many times? Get help for your problem.

For someone who professes to write so well, you certainly have a poor grasp of reading properly. I never offered opinions, just facts. You jumped into a conversation between Suzie and myself and began spouting off. You couldn't take the hint you weren't wanted there, but you insisted on continuing your brand of insults, until it came to both of us telling you to fuck off. You immediately go on the defensive and state you have every right to post what you want to and neither of us can do anything about it. You then proceeded to insult us and create a great deal of animosity out of nothing. I publically apologized for my part, but you don't even know what a poofter is and demand an apology from me. Fuck you, you're a poofter.
You're neither bi or gay and I can guarantee the next cock you suck will be your first.

As for things you say you've done and been, I now know they're true.

Being a pilot, true. You made a cardboard plane out of the appliance carton, added wings and flew it around the yard. It wasn't that you were stealthy and no one could see you, they were embarassed and ignored you. Imagine, a 17 yr old boy doing that.

A spy, true. Many a time, did you stand on a street corner, with a candy cigarette in your mouth, your grandfather's old fedora on and pretended to be Bogie. You sucked at it, but you were a spy.

A diplomat, true. You avoided an all-out war on yourself when you agreed to do everyone's homework and projects. Should have learned then not to me a mouthy little fuck, oh well.

As for being a writer, false. Putting several thousand words together, doesn't make you a writer, when the combined total of them amounts to toilet paper.

Go get a life somewhere else, you don't have one here.

 

[lovecraft68]

Except you wouldn't show up. All of your macho Internet blather about that is classic wimp. It's even clear here from your purported wife's postings that you're not the one wearing the pants even in your family.

(And I take it you are e-mailing from work and stealing time from your employer. Easy to be the big man on the Internet, especially when someone else is paying for it. )

I'm on my time sweetie, and where does my wife wear the pants?Her quote is she doesn't interfere with my time here. She hates that I lower myself to your level, but oh well, none of us are perfect.

On the subject of stealing time, you post all day every day, so either you're stealing time or your claim to have ten different jobs is another lie.

And you have stones saying I'm an internet tough guy, you've been bullying here for years, a classic cuckold momma's boy, pussy whipped, little man typing big words.

hell I've posted my cell number here and dared you to call. And there are people here who know that is really my number, want to go for it again? Or afraid I would track you down? Trust me you have no fears, I would never put my hands on anyone unless they did it first, and we both know you've never been in a fight in your life.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah, you're another one of those big-talking wimps on the Internet.

What a bunch of cartoon characters.

Prime example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Hey TE! Where the hell are my snow caps?

 

[sr71plt]

Prime example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Oh? Point to where I've ever invited anyone into a back alley for a punch out.

I leave such silliness to insecure guys like you and Zeb.

Just more of your swiftboating.

 

[sr71plt]

On the subject of stealing time, you post all day every day, so either you're stealing time or your claim to have ten different jobs is another lie.

And you have stones saying I'm an internet tough guy, you've been bullying here for years, a classic cuckold momma's boy, pussy whipped, little man typing big words.

hell I've posted my cell number here and dared you to call. And there are people here who know that is really my number, want to go for it again? Or afraid I would track you down? Trust me you have no fears, I would never put my hands on anyone unless they did it first, and we both know you've never been in a fight in your life.

I work for myself. And you can see enough of my output for yourself to know I don't have any trouble balancing my time and still producing.

I'm sure you think all your swagger is cute--and impresses anyone. (I expect John Wayne to pop out of the wall at any moment croaking out "I'm Proud to Be an Merican." ) Well, maybe that wife you claim to have in a cage.

 

[sr71plt]

Think you are going to need a whole helluva lot of popcorn, TE--and maybe a three-day pass. I can hear the vibrations of Lovecraft's and Lance's heads exploding already. I think the board is in for a weekend hissy fit.

I've got weekend guests and wineries, art festivals, and concerts to go to, so I guess they'll have to run on their own gas for a while. But they are so good at it, I'm sure that won't be a problem. (for me, at least.)

 

[lance gt]

As I stated before, I can avoid posting against you, you have nothing of note to read anyway, but I'll shit on your parade each and every time, if I see you offering your bullshit opinion and then attack someone because they disagree.

You wallow in all this attention, posting like you're a victim and suffering at our hands, but the truth is clear and evident and nothing you post will change that. You have been shown, without doubt, how you instigate conflict between people and misquote almost everything you've read, causing a needless debate to prove you're right and everyone else is wrong.

Blow this off as best you can, but the fan is facing in your direction and the shit's being shovelled in. Sooner or later, you'll bury yourself, with no help from anyone.

 

[lance gt]

I work for myself. And you can see enough of my output for yourself to know I don't have any trouble balancing my time and still producing.I'm sure you think all your swagger is cute--and impresses anyone. (I expect John Wayne to pop out of the wall at any moment croaking out "I'm Proud to Be an Merican." ) Well, maybe that wife you claim to have in a cage.

Excuse me, Mr. Writer Extraoridinaire, exactly when, do you ever start a sentence with a conjunction? Please explain how it doesn't matter, because this place doesn't count.

 

[sr71plt]

Why, yes, Lance, in the adult commercial publishing world you can start a sentence with a conjunction. I'm happy to help with your writing development beyond grade school.

 

[_Lynn_]

Excuse me, Mr. Writer Extraoridinaire, exactly when, do you ever start a sentence with a conjunction? Please explain how it doesn't matter, because this place doesn't count.

Check the CMS. In fact, 5.191 (from the 15th edition) covers beginning a sentence with a conjunction. And says it's allowed.

 

[sr71plt]

So, Throbbs, now you have your answer on whether Lovecraft and Lance are going to continue their bullying tactics just to have AH decorated to their demands. (Of course, you seem to want it to be decorated to please you as well.)

 

[sr71plt]

Check the CMS. In fact, 5.191 (from the 15th edition) covers beginning a sentence with a conjunction. And says it's allowed.

Thanks. The cited guidance starts off, by the way, with this statement:

There is a widespread belief--one with no historical or grammatical foundation--that it is an error to begin a sentence with a conjunction such as and, but, or so. In fact, a substantial percentage (often as many as 10 percent) of the sentences in first-rate writing begin with conjunctions. It has been so for centuries, and even the most conservative grammarians have followed this practice.

So, see what you can learn by making an ass of yourself, Lance (not to mention putting the horse laugh to the "righteousness" of your ragging on me about my writing or writing/publishing advice)? (Oh, look, another sentence starting with a conjunction.)

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Yeah, you're another one of those big-talking wimps on the Internet.

What a bunch of cartoon characters.

Oh? Point to where I've ever invited anyone into a back alley for a punch out.

I leave such silliness to insecure guys like you and Zeb.

Just more of your swiftboating.

Well a cartoon character is better than having no character.

But just to prove you wrong...a week from tonight, I figure it will take you that long to, first get out of your mothers basement, second to get your hoverround to Houston, corner of FM1960 and Veterans Memorial Dr., 8:00pm. I'll be the one in the red t-shirt. Chickenshit.

 

[TE999]

Oh, hey! Grab me some snow caps will you?

Alas no butter--or salt--please.

Let's see ... Snow Caps ... no salt or butter ... I'm gettin' butter on mine, so there ... a hot dog too ... oh hell, there's a line ... I'm gonna miss something I know it ... *mutter* *grumble*

 

[sr71plt]

But just to prove you wrong...a week from tonight, I figure it will take you that long to, first get out of your mothers basement, second to get your hoverround to Houston, corner of FM1960 and Veterans Memorial Dr., 8:00pm. I'll be the one in the red t-shirt. Chickenshit.

Sure you will--in your big-boy pants and holding a lollipop. Talk about making things up and being a "Captain American" wannabe.

 

[sr71plt]

Let's see ... Snow Caps ... no salt or butter ... I'm gettin' butter on mine, so there ... a hot dog too ... oh hell, there's a line ... I'm gonna miss something I know it ... *mutter* *grumble*

Any chance of stepping it up with Yellowtail Shiraz?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Sure you will--in your big-boy pants and holding a lollipop. Talk about making things up and being a "Captain American" wannabe.

If you can get your hoverround there, I'll be...waiting, for you pipsqueak.

I knew a guy just like you, the guy next door's father. He was an 'I' person too. I did this. I did that. I invented microwaves. I first noticed that... I. I. I. I. Just like you piss-ant. You are a legend in your own mind, what little of it you still have. Because according to you, you have generously given most of it away.

 

[TE999]

Any chance of stepping it up with Yellowtail Shiraz?

Huh? They sell beer and wine here too? Nobody tells me nothin'. *sigh*

 

[lance gt]

Thanks. The cited guidance starts off, by the way, with this statement:

There is a widespread belief--one with no historical or grammatical foundation--that it is an error to begin a sentence with a conjunction such as and, but, or so. In fact, a substantial percentage (often as many as 10 percent) of the sentences in first-rate writing begin with conjunctions. It has been so for centuries, and even the most conservative grammarians have followed this practice.

So, see what you can learn by making an ass of yourself, Lance (not to mention putting the horse laugh to the "righteousness" of your ragging on me about my writing or writing/publishing advice)? (Oh, look, another sentence starting with a conjunction.)

I have no problems with standing corrected, as I have never professed to know shit about writing, according to standardized texts. I have never read the CMS, or taken any lessons. I write from the gut and what inspires me, nothing more.

In your disappointment, I don't feel like an ass in any way. Mock my stories and 1 bomb them like the snivelling coward that you are, but I seem to have written a fair number of H worthy stories and made numerous faved author lists, despite any kind of formal training outside of high school. AND you can suck that up as well, dicksnot.

 

[sr71plt]

Translation for that: "Yeah, I blow it out of my ass and make it up as I go along."

 

[sr71plt]

Huh? They sell beer and wine here too? Nobody tells me nothin'. *sigh*

Yep, they do. And I'm sure that Lovecraft would be happy to cover the cost from the profits from his first e-book--seeing as how this is one of his favorite type of threads. (Oh, look, another one of them thar sentences starting with a conjunction)

Our next lesson? Maybe that adult writers don't always have to use full sentences all the time.

 

[lance gt]

Translation for that: "Yeah, I blow it out of my ass and make it up as I go along."

Only in your mind, as small and feeble as it is. I hope you didn't overload your depends, thinking you came out looking so smart. I'd hate to go to your Phraseology thread and point out how many times you have been corrected, know it all.

Funny, for making it up as I go along, I seem to be getting it right, most of the time, what's your excuse? Read as much as you could and still don't understand what writing is about? Re-write those masterpieces of yours as many times as you like, they'll continue to suck each and every time. Maybe there's something outside of the CMS you're missing? oh yeah, there is....talent.

 

[TxRad]

Well a cartoon character is better than having no character.

But just to prove you wrong...a week from tonight, I figure it will take you that long to, first get out of your mothers basement, second to get your hoverround to Houston, corner of FM1960 and Veterans Memorial Dr., 8:00pm. I'll be the one in the red t-shirt. Chickenshit.

Lets see next Friday night at 8pm. About an hour and twenty minutes on the bike. And, Zeb, I don't need to know what you are wearing, I know what you look like remember. You were an asshole at the first Texas Litogether, which is why you didn't get invited to the second.

You're still a dumb asshole which is why no one still corresponds with you and never did. I'll meet you on a street corner. Why I don't know, all you'll do is puff up and go the other way as fast as your feet will carry you.

This whole thing with the three idiots and a few hangers-on and SR is a crook of shit. It all boils down to two things. He knows stuff they don't but won't admit they don't know and two, they don't like his attitude. I don't like his attitude sometimes but that does not make him wrong.

Personally, I think the three dummies are hilarious. They are even funnier than scouries and Freddie. Dumber also.

As for you Zeb, you're not worth the time or the trouble to go a few miles out of my way., So hang around on your street corner and puff out your chest. I'm sure some drunk in that area will be willing to whip your ass for you.

 

[lovecraft68]

I haven't even bothered to read the last few posts here, and I am going to do the forum a favor and wander off of this thread.

Before, I do however I am going to make a point.

Unless I missed it running through this thread today, except for Colddiesel who insulted both of of us, there is no one here attacking me.

More likely than not its because I really don't attack anyone here. That is not to say I have not had some less than pleasant exchanges with some other posters here, but for the most part it's a couple of snotty posts and its forgotten by the next thread. I have no ill will or feuds going with anyone other than Pilot and even this is for fun not angst.

On the other hand I see Pilot's fan club has arrived and he is bickering with all of them. This should prove something to anyone who has a train wreck fascination with this thread, and that is which of us is the true tool here.

If it were simply Pilot and I 24/7 it could be either of us, it always takes two to tango. And Pilot could call me out for being an asshole and jealous and stupid and whatever else he says.

But although I never judge by what others think and try to make up my own mind about people, there is something to be said for the expression where there is smoke there's fire.

So I guess Zeb Carter is an idiot, as is Lance GT. As is Elfin, and snooper and JBJ and cruel and the others Pilot fights with.

All of us must be wrong, because he could never be. And I listed just people who openly argue with him. He is on a boatload of ignore pages.

And whether Pilot would want to believe it (and he believes nothing if he doesn't say it) I have it on authority from two members here who even he would have to admit are respectable that people have gone to Laurel looking to toss him from these forums. Guess they're all wrong as well.

I will never claim to be beloved here, but many reading this have dealt with me "behind the scenes" here and have found me to be quite different than I am when I deal with him.

If I were Pilot I would run to them and ask them to stick up for me, to defend me, to say "Pilot stop it!" But I won't because I don't care. Unlike Pilot who obviously does.

If I were to put all jokes and ball busting aside and had to say one serious thing about Pilot it would be that I feel bad for him.

It must be tough to be so insecure and unhappy with yourself that you need to constantly tout yourself as better than. Bitterness only hurts the one that harbors it. Pilot is a sad little man who should be deserving of pity, but is too damn annoying to ever get any.

But that is just my take on what I see here, people can choose to take what they want from it.