lovecraft68 & sr71plt Please bicker here.

[Zeb_Carter]

It seems obvious from this thread that ... blah, blah, blah, blah...I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread... blah, blah, blah...I'm better than everyone on this piddlin' forum...blah, blah, blah...and none of you are as smart as me, fuckheads.

 

[sr71plt]

As much as you like to think that, I've never said it. You all can be just as smart as you can be (a little difficult for you, though, Zeb) and have all of the writing success that satisfies you. Your problem is that you can't stand that I've done what I've done/am doing what I'm doing. You have this burning need to bring me down to below you. Sorry, Zeb, in your case I couldn't get that low. That's your problem, though--and the problem of anyone else who is obsessed over this.

You're just like Lovecraft and Lance. You can't whip me on what I actually post--you've got to make it up.

 

[lance gt]

That's just what I read too.

 

[lance gt]

As much as you like to think that, I've never said I can be just as smart as you can be (a little difficult for me, though, Zeb) and have all of the writing success that satisfies you. Your problem is that you can't stand what I've done what I've done/am doing what I'm doing. See, I can't even type, I'm so useless. I have this burning need to be below you. Sorry, Zeb,I couldn't get that low. That's your problem, though--and the problem of anyone else who is obsessed over this.I'm a slug and can't get any higher than ground level.

You're just like Lovecraft and Lance. You can't whip me on what I actually post--you've got to make it up.

Make what up dicksnot? It's there in black and white what you said to him and tell me how I made it up. You're a fucking posing, wannabe and no one gives a shit what you think. Your 'advice' sucked and so do you, so fuck off.

 

[sr71plt]

Although that's a bunch of bull, Lance, it obviously is just eating you up. That's your obsession--and your problem, not mine.

 

[lance gt]

Although that's a bunch of bull, Lance, it obviously is just eating you up. That's your obsession--and your problem, not mine.

Can't even admit to something you wrote and posted for everyone to see? My problem, is everyone else's problem, your shitfloating and narcissitic opinions. Go run and shout how mean and rotten we are to you, no one backs you in any way, shape or form. Time to pay the piper for your song and dance.

I can avoid posting against you any time, except when your BS starts showing.

 

[sr71plt]

It's your purposeful misintrepretation of what I post that is bull, Lance. Such a hater.

Again, your inability to control your pettiness and nastiness is your problem, not mine.

An e-book self-publisher paying $100 for the cover of his first e-book remains stupid and advising against doing so remains sound. It's a clear signal that you've lost touch with reality on expectations (And if you'll read that thread, you'll see that Lovecraft changed expectations from making a killing to not caring what it cost simply because he was too pigheaded to admit he was in over his head). Selena charging Lovecraft $100 for a cover under this circumstance just shows that Selena is a good businesswoman and as ready to take advantage of a sucker as any other good entrepreneur would be. I certainly didn't pay her that for the 60-some titles I published through her. (I paid her nothing, because I didn't have to self-publish--she didn't charge me anything to handle it all.)

And it's fine with me if Royce left in a snit. And I don't believe anything you post about his success from his book. You have shown that you would do anything at all, including lying through your teeth, to needle me. He was as abusive and wallowing in ignorance about publishing--and as pigheaded about it--as you and Lovecraft are. Trying to pull me down isn't going to lift either one of you up an inch in anything but your dreams. Of course this is the Internet; you can knock yourself out here constructing your own false worlds.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

As much as you like to think that, I've never said it. You all can be just as smart as you can be (a little difficult for you, though, Zeb) and have all of the writing success that satisfies you. Your problem is that you can't stand that I've done what I've done/am doing what I'm doing. You have this burning need to bring me down to below you. Sorry, Zeb, in your case I couldn't get that low. That's your problem, though--and the problem of anyone else who is obsessed over this.

You're just like Lovecraft and Lance. You can't whip me on what I actually post--you've got to make it up.

And as much and as vehemently as you deny it, it just goes to show everyone that it's true.

I really, truly don't care what you think you have accomplished. In my life it doesn't matter, you don't matter, ever.

You are a puffed up blowhard with delusions of grandeur picking fights with people on a smut forum. How low can you get?

You are a nobody. You mean nothing, you are nothing.

Your only claim to fame is that you always have to have the last word.

Want to prove me wrong, then don't respond to this post, dickhead.

 

[PayDay]

I can't buy entertainment like this.

Vouch. Seconded.

 

[lance gt]

It's your purposeful misintrepretation of what I post that is bull, Lance. Such a hater.

Again, your inability to control your pettiness and nastiness is your problem, not mine.

An e-book self-publisher paying $100 for the cover of his first e-book remains stupid and advising against doing so remains sound. It's a clear signal that you've lost touch with reality on expectations (And if you'll read that thread, you'll see that Lovecraft changed expectations from making a killing to not caring what it cost simply because he was too pigheaded to admit he was in over his head). Selena charging Lovecraft $100 for a cover under this circumstance just shows that Selena is a good businesswoman and as ready to take advantage of a sucker as any other good entrepreneur would be. I certainly didn't pay her that for the 60-some titles I published through her. (I paid her nothing, because I didn't have to self-publish--she didn't charge me anything to handle it all.)

And it's fine with me if Royce left in a snit. And I don't believe anything you post about his success from his book. You have shown that you would do anything at all, including lying through your teeth, to needle me. He was as abusive and wallowing in ignorance about publishing--and as pigheaded about it--as you and Lovecraft are. Trying to pull me down isn't going to lift either one of you up an inch in anything but your dreams. Of course this is the Internet; you can knock yourself out here constructing your own false worlds.

And you can't even read your own writing. You do realize that your advice is nothing more than your opinion. That opinion can be taken or ignored. Because someone disagreed with you, you immediately went on the defensive and attacked Royce and LC for not doing what you suggested. Even after giving their reasoning, you couldn't wish either well, but instead, continued to insult them.

The entire episode is there for EVERYONE to read and understand and it's doubtful in any way, someone will take your side. Please, continue to justify your delusions and state clearly how you are only being helpful when you tell people they're stupid. You insensitive fuck. If your stories are so great and you are such a brilliant writer, why haven't we seen a change in that ancient sig line, boasting more of your reviews? Simple, there are none. Publishers are dropping you and your weak-ass stories, realizing there's far better writers to promote instead. That bothers you, so you post here as your last stand at professing how good you are.

This thing with LC started only recently, my disdain of you goes back much further to 2008, when you stuck your nose in my business and insulted Suzie and I. I joked about it then, but you didn't leave it alone and made a stinking big issue out of it, crying I was homophobic and insulting your sexual choice.

Fuck you, poofter. I've never said anything about your sexual choices, just calling them, as I see them and you are a poofter personified. For that, I won't apologize.

I see you shoving your opinions on someone and you can guarantee that there will be a response from me about it.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Wow, he-who-shall-not-be-named dredged up the old thread and I was actually DEFENDING the old coot

 

[mynameisben]

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

Do dee do dee do dee do

 

[trysail]

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[sr71plt]

And that's all just your opinion, Lance. and yet you just keep on insulting me month in and month out when I don't mention it at all. So what's your point.

You and Lovecraft need to get over yourselves. The truth of the matter is that not all opinion is equal--and no matter what you two do, say, or lie about, it's never going to be equal. You can't buy an easy button; they don't exist except in commercials. Pretending it's so is perhaps the greatest fallacy of the Internet world.

You two can marshal all of the hate and shit and lies you want in this campaign, but the energy and rottenness of your abusive behavior here remains your problem and obsession, not mine. That pea brains like Zeb and Trysail drop in to pile on just add to the amusement factor.

Oh, and Lovecraft has found me on the Internet and thus can trace back to what I do in publishing and what I've published on that topic--so, just ask him if all opinions expressed on the Internet on the subject of getting published are equal.

 

[TE999]

MUHUHAHAHAHAHA! This is more entertaining than DG's Humor thread. Keep it up girls, I'm goin' to the concession stand for some popcorn and a Coke.

 

[sr71plt]

MUHUHAHAHAHAHA! This is more entertaining than DG's Humor thread. Keep it up girls, I'm goin' to the concession stand for some popcorn and a Coke.

Will you be bringing enough back to share with the rest of us--especially those who are working the hardest to provide your amusement?

 

[TE999]

Will you be bringing enough back to share with the rest of us--especially those who are working the hardest to provide your amusement?

Oh, you want the jumbo bucket, huh? Lots of butter, right?

 

[lovecraft68]

Throbbs: You're a callous bastard! I know you didn't mean it to be so, but how could you?

It's time for litsters to be told the truth - Pilot and Lovecraft are in love - not with each other I hasten to add; that would be, well, just too, too sordid. No, they have both fallen for the same woman. This is true tragedy.

On the one hand we have Pilot, the retired junior public servant who in his Mittyesque dreams never quite worked it out why he was never promoted beyond clerk grade 6.

His adversary, Lovecraft, and what can we say about Lovecraft? Not much perhaps, but the poor boy does illustrate so well what Oscar Wilde meant when he said, "A mediocre man is always at his best."

And who is this woman, this "dark lady" of Lit, the woman who has captured the hearts of our protagonists. I can now reveal the truth. It is of course Safe Bet's Amy: Litsters may find it hard to believe but we; that is, those of us in the know, we know that beneath that carefully constructed facade of rampaging Bull Dyke, lies the pierced heart of a Lady, yes a true lady sighing over her frou frous, anguished at the choices before her.

Poor Amy, she sheds a tear, "Shall I let Pilot have the last word - again? Should I tell Lovecraft to say yes to Box's offer of a brain cell transplant."

But I'll leave Amy to her tears, I can't do justice to this tale of unrequited love, maybe I should commission Penn Lady to do so. She'll find something really, really nice to say.

Okay look, you want to call me names? Go for it, I don't take anything in here to seriously.

However, what I will not stand for is your half cocked theories.

So I am going set you straight here and now. I am not in love with Safebet. All she has ever been to me is a fuck buddy so get your facts straight!

 

[lovecraft68]

Amazing, absolutely amazing!

I bow out of this thing and yet its still going strong.

For people who bitch about Pilot's and I's little feud no one seems to have a problem chiming in.

That's because at the end of the day, this place would be pretty damn dull without us.

I think the next step is a steel cage match on Pay per view.

So while someone organizes that, I just have to figure out which of my two daughters, Pilot might have the best chance against.

Rumor has it, he's damn tough on teenage girls, but mine are kind of mean.

 

[lovecraft68]

MUHUHAHAHAHAHA! This is more entertaining than DG's Humor thread. Keep it up girls, I'm goin' to the concession stand for some popcorn and a Coke.

Oh, hey! Grab me some snow caps will you?

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, you want the jumbo bucket, huh? Lots of butter, right?

Alas no butter--or salt--please.

 

[sr71plt]

I think the next step is a steel cage match on Pay per view.

Except you wouldn't show up. All of your macho Internet blather about that is classic wimp. It's even clear here from your purported wife's postings that you're not the one wearing the pants even in your family.

(And I take it you are e-mailing from work and stealing time from your employer. Easy to be the big man on the Internet, especially when someone else is paying for it. )

 

[lovecraft68]

And that's all just your opinion, Lance. and yet you just keep on insulting me month in and month out when I don't mention it at all. So what's your point.

You and Lovecraft need to get over yourselves. The truth of the matter is that not all opinion is equal--and no matter what you two do, say, or lie about, it's never going to be equal. You can't buy an easy button; they don't exist except in commercials. Pretending it's so is perhaps the greatest fallacy of the Internet world.

You two can marshal all of the hate and shit and lies you want in this campaign, but the energy and rottenness of your abusive behavior here remains your problem and obsession, not mine. That pea brains like Zeb and Trysail drop in to pile on just add to the amusement factor.

Oh, and Lovecraft has found me on the Internet and thus can trace back to what I do in publishing and what I've published on that topic--so, just ask him if all opinions expressed on the Internet on the subject of getting published are equal.

Sigh,

No Lovecraft found the little article you found on the net to match your lies. Anyone can be anything here Pilot, shall I find some cool articles for you to search about who I want to be?

And let us not forget you sent that link around to people asking them to help you next time I pick on you.

yeah, that's right. Mr. "I don't care what anyone thinks" went running to people asking for help, asking them to defend and stick up for you. Funny I never saw anyone do it.

As for opinions? There is such a thing as a more informed opinion, and many here don't deny you know somethings about publishing your issue here is once someone disagrees with you about anything then they are just a fucking moron.

Go back to the thread I posted the link to. You're arguing with Selena, because I'm sure you know more than her.

You're a fraud Pilot and a hack, there's a thousand writers here better than you and they're not even trying.

Must be tough to get shown up on an amateur site on a daily basis.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Except you wouldn't show up. All of your macho Internet blather about that is classic wimp. It's even clear here from your purported wife's postings that you're not the one wearing the pants even in your family.

(And I take it you are e-mailing from work and stealing time from your employer. Easy to be the big man on the Internet, especially when someone else is paying for it. )

Hey, I'll show up. Ready to have your ass kicked, oh wait someone beat me to it.

 

[sr71plt]

Speaking of needing more Coke and popcorn, I can't wait until safe-bet reads Lovecraft's comment about them being fuck buddies. We haven't been so close to the whole forum going up in smoke since Lovecraft invited her for a drink in Chicago so that he could cure her of lesbianism (since he's obviously "the man" to do it).