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Mike_Yates

Mike_Yates

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I want a small house out 70 miles deep into the woods with a large basement along with the following..

*Motion sensors around the perimeter of my house
*At least five trained guard dogs
*I want to bar up the windows and install two-way glass into them
*Install an elaborate CCTV system w/night vision and thermal imaging
*Intercom to speak to anyone who comes to my door
*Install all sorts of heavy-duty locks on the doors w/reinforced metal doors and doorframes
*Stockpile food/water/weapons/ammunition
*Military grade body armor and flak vests
*Military weapons and rifles
*A secret escape tunnel leading out from my house
*Pairs of nightvision and thermal imaging goggles
*Have several computers with internet access along with tons of security monitors and communications electronics and satellite dishes
*An AM/FM radio and a HAM radio
*An old pickup truck painted black with a CB radio
 
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Mike_Yates said:
I want a small house out 70 miles deep into the woods with a large basement along with the following..

*Motion sensors around the perimeter of my house
*At least five trained guard dogs
*I want to bar up the windows and install two-way glass into them
*Install an elaborate CCTV system
*Intercom to speak to anyone who comes to my door
*Install all sorts of heavy-duty locks on the doors w/reinforced metal doors
*Stockpile food/water/weapons/ammunition
*Have several computers with internet access
*An AM/FM radio and a HAM radio
*An old pickup truck painted army green
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You and me both man...you and me both..

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/16/129055063112090601.jpg
 
You can have all this relatively easily...it's called PRISON! And you seem well suited for it. :rolleyes:
 
I wonder if Susan Slaughter might want to hang with me.

Do you think I could get a date?
 
Except for the tunnel- that's where I live.

Wait, I'm one dog short. Can I substitute 12 cats for a dog? 3 out of the 4 dogs are trained "guard dogs"-inasmuch as they were trained drug dogs. My dog is... kinda stupid. Gramps is working with him on it, though. Because he does not understand the concept of a house dog. He thinks it's torture to keep Sparky in the house. He's constantly bitching me out over it.

He has taught his some stuff though. Like to bark every time something fucking moves outside. That's great out here and all, when 3 other dogs are barking and it's ok, but when we get back in the city in apartment life... I will have to do something about that. I'm starting to realize, BTW, that I'm stupid, not my dog. I don't have the heart it takes to train a dog. The reason that he seems stupider then all the other dogs I've had is because I raised him from a pup my way, without my grandpa there to teach him anything. So all he knows how to do is watch TV and eat and play. Because that's all I taught him. Well, that and not to piss everywhere, which did amaze the hell out of my grandparents.

And to the guy asking why you would want internet- why the fuck WOULDN'T you want internet?

I'll tell you, Mikey, though, the satelite internet is like, the only kind you can get out where the buses don't run, and they jack the price right up on that shit. They recently got DSL out here (which is what we're on) and the difference is phenomenal. Satellite was $120 a month just for internet, and any time it clouds up it went out. I thought that the DSL was randomly going off, but I found out that any time X-box live lags, my brother was unplugging it and turning it back on trying to get it to be faster somehow, thinking resetting the modem would do that. My point is, the farther out in the woods you go, the shittier the internet is going to be.
 
I could keep Susan Slaughter chained up in the basement.

Who is going to hear her cries for help? I am 70 miles away from the nearest town.
 
Mike_Yates said:
I could keep Susan Slaughter chained up in the basement.

Who is going to hear her cries for help? I am 70 miles away from the nearest town.
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What if you're only 69 miles away?

Or, what if one of the Baldwin Brothers moves in, next door?
 
Susan Slaughter and I are going to make sex movies while she is bound and drugged-up.
 
The unabomber Ted Kaczynski did something similar to this while he was hiding from the authorities.

The FBI eventually found him hiding in a small shed out in the middle of the woods.
 
I'll keep Susan Slaughter chained up in my basement so I can occasionally go down and rape her.
 
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