I'm owned

[Abusemehard]

I am proudly owned and do not need to look for a master any more Ty sir for owning my sluttyself

 

[CutieMouse]

Huh... you posted an ad in BDSM Personals at 9:02AM *this morning*, and you're already "owned" at 12:05PM. Impressive.

Of course, it might be more impressive, if anyone here had any idea who you were (given that this is the first and only post you've made in the BDSM Talk forum), or any clue who your owner is. Then again, given that this particular forum tends to frown on threads such as this... not so much impressive.

 

[Loverskitten]

Huh... you posted an ad in BDSM Personals at 9:02AM *this morning*, and you're already "owned" at 12:05PM. Impressive.

Of course, it might be more impressive, if anyone here had any idea who you were (given that this is the first and only post you've made in the BDSM Talk forum), or any clue who your owner is. Then again, given that this particular forum tends to frown on threads such as this... not so much impressive.

Come on, be nice, it obviously was an awesome personal ad!

 

[CookingDom]

I wonder what this 'Dom' has that I don't

 

[FurryFury]

I suspect this will not end well but good luck with your new, superspeedy "Master".

 

[Stella_Omega]

I wonder what this 'Dom' has that I don't

A faster IM client than you?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Which one Yahoo or Gmail? Hotmail is just so ...not hip anymore.

 

[His_pet_slut]

For the life of me

I don't understand the agreeing to be 'owned' in a matter of hours. I've done online and I currently do real time D/s and I have NEVER agreed to submit to someone based on a handful of IM or email exchanges over the period of a few hours. How on earth can you determine if there is enough commonality to support any sort of a BDSM exchange based on that?

 

[Loverskitten]

Meh

I don't understand the agreeing to be 'owned' in a matter of hours. I've done online and I currently do real time D/s and I have NEVER agreed to submit to someone based on a handful of IM or email exchanges over the period of a few hours. How on earth can you determine if there is enough commonality to support any sort of a BDSM exchange based on that?

I agree.
However, if you read the ad and the response, I'd say they're a match. Sometimes the stars just align.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I agree.
However, if you read the ad and the response, I'd say they're a match. Sometimes the stars just align.

Like a pair of eels in the reef, I would say.

*Nod*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

A faster IM client than you?

*two large snorts and a guffaw*

I agree.
However, if you read the ad and the response, I'd say they're a match. Sometimes the stars just align.

Okay, now I am compelled to go read this ad.

*Back after looking at ad thread* Yes!! I love a happy ending, and soulmates finding each other!

I just worry about Esther, the witch, though.

 

[Jenneva]

I'd guess the age to be 13-15 gauging from the prose... Kiddie prank.

 

[Miles Long]

I thought the kids these days were getting pwned instead of owned? Am I not hip anymore? I gotta go look this up on the googles.

 

[His_pet_slut]

I agree.
However, if you read the ad and the response, I'd say they're a match. Sometimes the stars just align.

oh.my...I...ummm, well. Alrighty then. Carry on.

 

[Noor]

Felicitations on your grand match

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I am going to jump the gun here because I can imagine that the next post will be.

"i have displeased my PYL and as such my *insert PYL* wishes for His *insert pyl* to ask everyone what a suitable punishment would be, please would everyone advise me how to punish myself in order to please Him.

Answer: To read through previous posts asking for punishment help.

 

[Miles Long]

I am going to jump the gun here because I can imagine that the next post will be.

"i have displeased my PYL and as such my *insert PYL* wishes for His *insert pyl* to ask everyone what a suitable punishment would be, please would everyone advise me how to punish myself in order to please Him.

Answer: To read through previous posts asking for punishment help.

You've been on Lit for a while...

 

[Blase]

I don't understand the agreeing to be 'owned' in a matter of hours. I've done online and I currently do real time D/s and I have NEVER agreed to submit to someone based on a handful of IM or email exchanges over the period of a few hours. How on earth can you determine if there is enough commonality to support any sort of a BDSM exchange based on that?

Dang it! Here I thought I was just a couple more PMs away.

 

[sdnt]

I thought the kids these days were getting pwned instead of owned? Am I not hip anymore? I gotta go look this up on the googles.

Bahaha

Anyways! Abusemehard, enjoy your time with your new Master. Hopefully you will find/already have a connection with him to give yourself so fully to him in such a small time frame. But who is to say what is right in your heart, mind and especially your body? I just hope that it wasn't a rushed decision nor a decision that you'll regret. Urrmm, I think that I'll peek back into this thread every now and then, to see what's up and such.

 

[His_pet_slut]

Dang it! Here I thought I was just a couple more PMs away.

Well...it has been over a week since you sent a PM.

 

[Blase]

Well...it has been over a week since you sent a PM.

I confess to sensual slackerdom! This must - this WILL not stand!!!

 

[knot_sweet]

I can't summon enough biting wit today to comment about the OP.

But all the replies made me giggle cherry coke out my nose over the internet cafe keyboard.

Guess that's what makes terrible things like the OP worth it.

 

[Etoile]

Number of fucks given: 0.

 

[sdnt]

Well! I guess she's doing well..

 

[loneranger8921]

You will not be owned till he takes your ass!! and you offer to him again