If love truly exists

[parodyluvr75]

If love truly exists and you could have it, would you change your lifestyle in hopes of finding a true love? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of suffering without love?

Try to be honest and not mimic the loveless cool kids with your answer.

 

[RoryN]

Five of your parodies have received 0 responses, and the most responses you've had in one was 10.

Is there anything else you love that you suck at? Probably.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Square dancing, splitting an atom, and folding underwear.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Love is your subconsciousness on hormones. The sexy sex.

 

[islandman]

Love is oxytocin.

 

[pointless]

for some reason this thread makes me think of thus spoke zarathustra. weird, huh?

 

[lovetoread]

Love is a lie

 

[semen4her]

Love is a fist.

 

[pointless]

love is the law.

 

[tactful]

Love is around the crotch area, and maybe the lips too.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't have the answers.

 

[pointless]

they're in the back of the book.

 

[paganangel]

If love truly exists and you could have it, would you change your lifestyle in hopes of finding a true love? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of suffering without love?

Try to be honest and not mimic the loveless cool kids with your answer.

absolutely/
of course not.

 

[KingOrfeo]

for some reason this thread makes me think of thus spoke zarathustra. weird, huh?

Yeh, it is. What did Nietzsche ever have to say about love?!

 

[pointless]

a lot, but that wasn't what i was referring to.

 

[EllieTalbot]

If love truly exists and you could have it, would you change your lifestyle in hopes of finding a true love? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of suffering without love?

Try to be honest and not mimic the loveless cool kids with your answer.

Yes, of course I would give it shot.

[sarcsasm]That must be a complete surprise to people. After all, there isn't anything idealistic about me.[/sarcasm]

Sucker in Switzlerand,
Ellie

 

[o_so_wet]

Originally Posted by parodyluvr75
If love truly exists and you could have it, would you change your lifestyle in hopes of finding a true love? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of suffering without love?

Try to be honest and not mimic the loveless cool kids with your answer.


If I changed I'd be phony to the love once I found it.

 

[CandiCame]

If love truly exists and you could have it, would you change your lifestyle in hopes of finding a true love? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of suffering without love?

Try to be honest and not mimic the loveless cool kids with your answer.

Parody thread makes same amount of sense as original thread.

Huh.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I laughed at love, because I thought it was funny
But you came along and you moved me, honey!
I changed my mind!
This love is fine!
Goodness gracious! Great balls o' fire!

 

[EllieTalbot]

Parody thread makes same amount of sense as original thread.

Huh.

parodyluvr makes it look fun, though.

Makes me want to create an alt. I won't, though... stubborn idealism and all that.

Always at the Algonquin,
Ellie