Can I ever be in a romantic relationship with Susan Slaughter?

[Mike_Yates]

She isn't on TV anymore and is no longer a pseudo-celebrity.

No one, and I mean NO ONE recognizes her or knows who the hell she is.

Hypothetically, if I lived in her area and met her at let's say a gym or a restaurant, would it be possible for me to start a romantic relationship with her?

 

[blunt_trauma]

nope.

 

[LillyO]

Nopers.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Nopers.

Why not?

 

[removed020613]

Why not?

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING STALKER CREEP AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!

 

[Mike_Yates]

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING STALKER CREEP AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!

HOLY SHIT, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!

What possessed you to find me and harass me on this forum?

 

[eyer]

HOLY SHIT, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!

What possessed you to find me and harass me on this forum?

It's sooo obvious she kinda digs you, Mike...

...time to turn on the charm, dude.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Hey Susan, did you delete the nude porno photos of yourself from your phone and computer after I threatened to hack them and spread your kinky personal life throughout the internet?

Even though that was an empty threat because I do not have an advanced degree in computer science and have no idea how to hack a computer, did it scare you enough to actually delete your facebook and set your twitter to private to limit the damage and embarrassment caused just in case your EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND HARDCORE self-shot pictorials made it to the internet?

Haha, I had you going!

You dumb has-been washed up D-list television personality. You should go into porn.

Celebrities and pseudo-celebrities should take into consideration any skeletons they may have in their closet before they become famous or famous-ish.

I am probably the ONLY person in the entire world who cares enough to dig into your unsavory past and unearth those skanky skeletons.

As I said, you should go into porn! You definitely have the aptitude for it. You just need to lose some weight before you do.

 

[eyer]

Hey Susan, did you delete the nude porno photos of yourself from your phone and computer after I threatened to hack them and spread your kinky personal life throughout the internet?

Friggin' Romeo, dude...

 

[Mike_Yates]

Friggin' Romeo, dude...

I really don't think she's all that into me.

 

[Fala]

I really don't think she's all that into me.

Hehehe.

Ok, did you expect anything more.

 

[phrodeau]

I suspect that this would be a deal breaker: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=806691

 

[Everest]

Hypothetically, if I lived in her area and met her at let's say a gym or a restaurant, would it be possible for me to start a romantic relationship with her?

Do you own a taser gun and a van?

 

[Lady Reiha]

http://glamdolls.com/nudes/susan_slaughter_ghost_hunters_hottie_topless/thumbs/susan_slaughter_ghost_hunters_hottie_topless-1.jpg

 

[Mike_Yates]

http://glamdolls.com/nudes/susan_slaughter_ghost_hunters_hottie_topless/thumbs/susan_slaughter_ghost_hunters_hottie_topless-1.jpg

Yeah, I stumbled upon her skanky personal life and exposed it to the internet.

Now everyone knows about Susan and her dirty photos.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Yeah, I stumbled upon her skanky personal life and exposed it to the internet.

Now everyone knows about Susan and her dirty photos.

Ah!

So I guess drawings don't count.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/139/a/a/susan_slaughter_by_purpledaizie-d3gpe23.jpg

 

[Mike_Yates]

She is jaw-dropping gorgeous when she's all dolled up in professional makeup and hair.

Those photos were taken a few years ago. She has put on about 25lbs since then.

She isn't anywhere near as attractive as she used to be.

 

[removed020613]

She is jaw-dropping gorgeous when she's all dolled up in professional makeup and hair.

Those photos were taken a few years ago. She has put on about 25lbs since then.

She isn't anywhere near as attractive as she used to be.

You probably weigh 400 pounds and live in your parents basement.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

You probably weigh 400 pounds and live in your parents basement.

LJ?? is that you? Maybe not....but that's his go to line. LJ it is...

 

[Mike_Yates]

You probably weigh 400 pounds and live in your parents basement.

Actually I am a towering 6'3 and ~190 lbs.

Although I do have some body fat I'm trying to get rid of.

You need to lose the double-chin and your muffin tops. I stopped watching GHI after you stopped being pretty.

I wonder what your boyfriend thinks of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiefC2J3FEU

 

[removed020613]

Actually I am a towering 6'3 and ~190 lbs.

Although I do have some body fat I'm trying to get rid of.

You need to lose the double-chin and your muffin tops. I stopped watching GHI after you stopped being pretty.

I wonder what your boyfriend thinks of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiefC2J3FEU

My boyfriend likes me just the way I am.

 

[Mike_Yates]

My boyfriend likes me just the way I am.

After seeing some of the other men you've dated, IMHO, you have poor taste in men.

I've got the one-up on your boyfriend.

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/Brad92.jpg

 

[mark197205]

I really don't think she's all that into me.

Understatement of the millenium there, Mike.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Understatement of the millenium there, Mike.

Yeah, I kind of figured that..

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

She isn't on TV anymore and is no longer a pseudo-celebrity.

No one, and I mean NO ONE recognizes her or knows who the hell she is.

Hypothetically, if I lived in her area and met her at let's say a gym or a restaurant, would it be possible for me to start a romantic relationship with her?

From what I have read not likely. She is kinky but not for eunuchs.