i'm so bored i could masturbate.

[pointless]

yep. i said it.

 

[Rob1514]

You need to be bored for that?

 

[Wickedglinda]

With a pickle?

 

[pointless]

god no. they're chips. it wouldn't work.

 

[pink]

*watches*

 

[Farrah]

I'm so horny I could masturbate. That comes pretty close to echoing the OP's sentiment, I s'pose.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i'm gonna bang the old lady and pass out. it's good to be me........

 

[pointless]

*watches*

I'm so horny I could masturbate. That comes pretty close to echoing the OP's sentiment, I s'pose.

pervs.

i'm gonna bang the old lady and pass out. it's good to be me........

liar.

 

[Neverbeentouch]

Being Horny and bored are all I need to want to touch myself.

 

[Wings]

I was hoping there would be some step by step guide or something in here.

 

[Farrah]

Yeah, we need more details or something.

 

[KRCummings]

Male masturbation can be hot but when it's someone I kinda sorta know then it's gross. I want it to be a total stranger or my husband. I've talked with pointless for too long so the idea of him masturbating is weird and gross. Not that he's gross, just the idea of him touching his weenie. You know what I mean. Or not. Whatever.

 

[pointless]

i'm actually with krc on this one. 'sides, it be boring because i'm too tired to lie. when it happens i'll most likely just beat it to some older/younger lesbian porn then pass out. excitement.

 

[CHNOPS]

Male masturbation can be hot but when it's someone I kinda sorta know then it's gross. I want it to be a total stranger or my husband. I've talked with pointless for too long so the idea of him masturbating is weird and gross. Not that he's gross, just the idea of him touching his weenie. You know what I mean. Or not. Whatever.

I was enjoying reading that, but I need it to be just a little longer. Can you keep talking just until I---ahhhh. Nevermind. I'm good.

 

[Wings]

It's all well and good, I was mainly just typing and posting because I was bored as well and I'm not at masturbation level yet.

 

[pointless]

It's all well and good, I was mainly just typing and posting because I was bored as well and I'm not at masturbation level yet.

if it helps i am watching hot tub time machine, so there might be some lizzy caplan in my head when i beat off as well.

 

[CHNOPS]

I was enjoying reading that, but I need it to be just a little longer. Can you keep talking just until I---ahhhh. Nevermind. I'm good.

This was supposed to be a rubbing-one-off joke, but in retrospect it reads like a teasing-December joke.

I blame pizza.

 

[pointless]

mmmm, pizza.

 

[Wings]

if it helps i am watching hot tub time machine, so there might be some lizzy caplan in my head when i beat off as well.

I've never seen the movie. I get the feeling I'm missing out.

 

[KRCummings]

This was supposed to be a rubbing-one-off joke, but in retrospect it reads like a teasing-December joke.

I blame pizza.

Nobody ever had to ask December to make a post longer.

 

[KRCummings]

if it helps i am watching hot tub time machine, so there might be some lizzy caplan in my head when i beat off as well.

I thought that movie was ok. Better than I thought it would be.

 

[pointless]

eh. it's funny enough. i just have an idiot actress crush on lizzy caplan. she's the evil hippie in the first season of true blood. her boobs are greatness. i'm very aware of the fact that i sound like a horny fifteen year old right now, but it can't be helped.

 

[pointless]

I thought that movie was ok. Better than I thought it would be.

exactly. it could've been terrible, but it's actually funny.

 

[Wings]

I am not judging your 15 year old horniness. I was just curious. I do remember her on True Blood, I can completely understand your crush.

 

[Farrah]

eh. it's funny enough. i just have an idiot actress crush on lizzy caplan. she's the evil hippie in the first season of true blood. her boobs are greatness. i'm very aware of the fact that i sound like a horny fifteen year old right now, but it can't be helped.

ZOMG...Jason's girlfriend? The one who got him hooked on V? She is gorgeous!