What is crossing your mind right now?

[firefighterscott]

sitting here bored

 

[RjThoughts]

I have a coworker that has a huge, awesome rack. Now I'm a gentleman and I genuinely like and respect her and would never want to do anything to make her feel weird or uncomfortable. But there's a small voice inside me that says "HOLY FUCK YOUR TITS ARE AWESOME!" when I see her.

Quick! What's the color of her eyes? What shape are they?

 

[1tinypixie]

So many things to do and I'm so having a bad case of ADD

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I have a coworker that has a huge, awesome rack. Now I'm a gentleman and I genuinely like and respect her and would never want to do anything to make her feel weird or uncomfortable. But there's a small voice inside me that says "HOLY FUCK YOUR TITS ARE AWESOME!" when I see her.

WHEN did we start working together??

 

[cliteatingman]

WHEN did we start working together??

She's not shy about advertising her rack!!

 

[Chaingun]

Lol I accept! How long is my term for? As long as I can keep it up?

As your hopeful running mate, I really hope I don't have to answer that.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

She's not shy about advertising her rack!!

It's NOT LIKE I CAN HIDE IT? !

 

[Chaingun]

It's NOT LIKE I CAN HIDE IT? !

Well, I never.

Hmph!

 

[SonofKrypton]

It's NOT LIKE I CAN HIDE IT? !

true.
but more importantly, are you hiring?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

true.
but more importantly, are you hiring?

Sure what are your qualifications??

 

[SonofKrypton]

Sure what are your qualifications??

I'm a good listener, and I can look a woman in the eye.
At least for a good 10 to 15 seconds.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I'm a good listener, and I can look a woman in the eye.
At least for a good 10 to 15 seconds.

Please forward your resume for closer examination I will get back to you with what positions are available

 

[SonofKrypton]

Please forward your resume for closer examination I will get back to you with what positions are available

I would be more than happy to fill any position you had available.
Respectfully,
SoK

 

[blade_rocknut]

I have a coworker that has a huge, awesome rack. Now I'm a gentleman and I genuinely like and respect her and would never want to do anything to make her feel weird or uncomfortable. But there's a small voice inside me that says "HOLY FUCK YOUR TITS ARE AWESOME!" when I see her.

Fuckin' WERD!!!!

The gym....oh goodgawdawmighty....

To maintain my stellar reputation as one of impeccable moral fiber, I won't detail some of the scenarios I've entertained in fantasy whilst spying delectable mounds of sweaty, heaving, flushed bewbflesh doing their level best to derail my manners.

 

[Yukki_love]

Im soooo hungry! But Im too lazy to get up and make something~ wheres a chef when you
need one!!!

 

[1sickbastard]

Im soooo hungry! But Im too lazy to get up and make something~ wheres a chef when you
need one!!!

Not a chef, but I can cook....

 

[Yukki_love]

Not a chef, but I can cook....

Oh! hurry on over, Im about to pass out!
I didn't get the orange chicken I was hoping
for so maybe you can fix something like that~?


"I found out I was gay when I went to jail"
Oh the things some people say!

 

[butterfly_flip]

Finger breakage, and the relative merits of........

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Why is it that when you think you've hit rock bottom, you trip, and find out that you've still got a cliff's edge to fall?

 

[tekgirl]

Varitek is retiring on Thursday.

I knew it was going to happen. Oh God, I'm going to miss him so much. I hope they retire his number.

 

[arnoldlane84]

Suppose I'd better go check my phone... not that I'm expecting anything, but you never know.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I should have done that a long time ago.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Finger breakage, and the relative merits of........

I'm thinking.....needles.....

 

[papadoc19]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTeOcVelYi0

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTeOcVelYi0

wow...now that was some memories! I loved that show.