ok...

[blunt_trauma]

I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO DIE! FUCKING DIE, YOU STINKING PIECES OF FETID SKUNK TURD!!! I WANT TO BEAT YOUR MORONIC FACES UNTIL THEY SQUELCH!1

also, it is possible i may have pms.

 

[bronzeage]

Poor baby.

 

[thør]

Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

 

[hillseeker]

Is there a prescription for those who write in red?

 

[gravyrug]

Some quality time with the heavy bag might help.

Also, you're cute when you're all screamy & shit.

 

[Riles]

Is there a prescription for those who write in red?

You've got it backwards. The Rx IS to write in red.

Didn't we once have a menstrual hut thread? Like....500 years ago or something?

 

[blunt_trauma]

it comes on quite suddenly. this morning i'm all chipper and happy and helpful. suddenly, at 15:30, i want to rip out your intestines with a giant crochet hook. it takes me about an hour to realise that the rest of the world hasn't suddenly turned into infuriating arseholes.

i am brewing some harmonising tea.

i still want to kill you all.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

STINKING PIECES OF FETID SKUNK TURDS!!! with MORONIC FACES


Hormonal induced outraged or not, I still think there is truth in your words for about 80% of the people here.......

 

[hillseeker]

Please tell us how you really feel....

 

[PlasticBunny]

Good god. Our cycles have synched.
It was bound to happen.
I might punch someone. I have no motivation to go inside. I am sitting in the security lot on a bench. I dread everything. I need tea and a hot water bottle for my stomach. I downed 800mg of ibu at 830. I want a burrito and gin.

 

[neci]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfiilMXEV1r65747o1_500.gif

 

[blunt_trauma]

i have found my emergency chocolate.
70% proof.

WHY DOES THIS FUCKING TEA TAKE SO FUCKING LONG???!!

chances of me bursting into tears because he's not here to fuck me: 87%

 

[Riles]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfiilMXEV1r65747o1_500.gif

Is anyone else stuck on imagining what that would look like erect? No?

Great.

 

[TexasWife25]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfiilMXEV1r65747o1_500.gif

Ahahahaha!

 

[trysail]

Clear the area. Folks, please move back.

 

[IndieSnob]

You've got it backwards. The Rx IS to write in red.

Didn't we once have a menstrual hut thread? Like....500 years ago or something?

I remember that thread.

I hate to say I remember it, because someone will say it was for perverted reasons, which I assure you is not the reason.

 

[Farrah]

Are we all on the same cycle?

If we are, will all the men pack up and leave Lit for a week each month?

 

[IndieSnob]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfiilMXEV1r65747o1_500.gif

That alien's appendage is like the elephant in the room.

Though it'd fit better if said appendage were on his nose, but I digress.

 

[neci]

*tissues*

the red tent

now i have sir mix-a-lot in my head.

 

[Peregrinator]

Stop whining.

 

[IndieSnob]

*tissues*

the red tent

now i have sir mix-a-lot in my head.

At the peril of having Dolf kick in my teeth for taking over her PMS thread.


Sir Mix-A-Lot : Swass.

 

[Riles]

I remember that thread.

I hate to say I remember it, because someone will say it was for perverted reasons, which I assure you is not the reason.

Apparently you and I are the only ones.

And I wouldn't call it that....masochistic maybe.

 

[IndieSnob]

Apparently you and I are the only ones.

And I wouldn't call it that....masochistic maybe.

Masochistic is a great word for it, heh.

 

[cfuhrer]

i have found my emergency chocolate.
70% proof.

WHY DOES THIS FUCKING TEA TAKE SO FUCKING LONG???!!

Oh hun, c'mere. *Drapes are over Blunties shoulder* After the infusion of emergency chocolate take a dose of valerian root extract, either liquid or caplets. It will tide you over until the tea is done. Then take another dose with the tea. Trust me.

 

[Lorilei]

Neci has a knack for finding the most disturbing images...