Dirty Magazines

[raffi_sandoval]

Just picked a couple up from the local adult store, as I sometimes enjoy just looking at mags instad o a computer screen. My question to everyone is: how many of you still buy these mags, and of so, wy do you buy them? Seems to be a forgotten medium to enjoy some naughty pics and stories. Thanks for reading and responding!

 

[perrafuker]

pics or didnt happen lol

 

[Boundlife]

Magazines don't get connection issuse and are more portable and safer in the bathroom

 

[FarmerTan]

Magazines don't get connection issuse and are more portable and safer in the bathroom

LOL

That's actually spot on. I subscribe to 3 porn magazines (eek!) mainly for convenience. I'd rather stretch out on the bed with a mag and do my business rather than sit in front of a desktop computer

 

[LimoAndPizza]

LOL

That's actually spot on. I subscribe to 3 porn magazines (eek!) mainly for convenience. I'd rather stretch out on the bed with a mag and do my business rather than sit in front of a desktop computer

Laptop, buddy. Laptop.

 

[rockhardwaiting]

not for years, unless going to the cabin with some guys once in a great while... can get just about anything and everything on the net now. I was a long time subscriber to Playboy and actually did enjoy the articles.. haven't read one in a long time though.

 

[peachesmelba]

There

Magazines don't get connection issuse and are more portable and safer in the bathroom

speaks the voice of experience....????

 

[Boundlife]

speaks the voice of experience....????

I like books...same reasons Plbbbit

 

[peachesmelba]

Rolling on the floor

I like books...same reasons Plbbbit

and LMAO!!! (((hugs)))

 

[boredVAwife]

My ex had a stash of really old playboys he kept in a trunk in our garage. They were sealed to keep out moisture and we ad been married for several years before I found them. He'd had them before we met and I got quite a giggle out of finding them. It actually embarrassed him when I said something about it. I never dreamed he'd be worried about me finding them.

 

[shesnotcheating]

Once upon a time...

...I subscribed to Penthouse Letters and had a huge collection of hardcore mags, too. But, that was a long, long time ago.

 

[FarmerTan]

My ex had a stash of really old playboys he kept in a trunk in our garage.

I have like 3 or 4 plastic tubs of Playboys in my attic. And the top shelf of my closet is full of other porno magazines.

 

[boredVAwife]

The hubs was funny about that. He would never admit to masturbating when I was not around (even though I always did the laundry) and he was never fond of my viberator. It was ok for us to play with it together but I guess he had a fear it was gonna replace him. That is the silliest notion I ever heard. Ever heard of a vibe that could cut the grass and wash a car? Silly man.

 

[peachesmelba]

TOO True

The hubs was funny about that. He would never admit to masturbating when I was not around (even though I always did the laundry) and he was never fond of my viberator. It was ok for us to play with it together but I guess he had a fear it was gonna replace him. That is the silliest notion I ever heard. Ever heard of a vibe that could cut the grass and wash a car? Silly man.

(but still LMAO!!!)

 

[LibraStud]

The hubs was funny about that. He would never admit to masturbating when I was not around (even though I always did the laundry) and he was never fond of my viberator. It was ok for us to play with it together but I guess he had a fear it was gonna replace him. That is the silliest notion I ever heard. Ever heard of a vibe that could cut the grass and wash a car? Silly man.

You wrote:"Ever heard of a vibe that could cut the grass and wash a car?

Yes I have . It's called a "man humming his way to future fun" LOL.

 

[boredVAwife]

You wrote:"Ever heard of a vibe that could cut the grass and wash a car?

Yes I have . It's called a "man humming his way to future fun" LOL.

There is a thread in the GB about prostitution and my opinion is that in some forms (marriage) it happens all the time. Ask any woman that has been married any length of time and she will tell ya that there are ways to get what ya want. And we don't own that patent by any means. Guys will give us flowers and lingerie every year on valentines day but who is the lingerie really for? I like my couple of toys but a man beats a vibe any time.

 

[LordofBlackbirds]

I grew up with a preacher so I never had the opportunity to see a dirty magazine. I had to get creative, but fortunately I had the internet. So I think that because it's just been the norm for me for so long, I'm just a computer kind of guy.

 

[OpenMouth]

I occasionally buy them when I'm away from home and have laptop issues.

Always frustrated by the vacuous expressions and predictable poses.

I like a fiesty looking girl in thick red lipstick, smoking a cigarette, and I'm usually disappointed...

 

[lemmesee]

Hi....

These magazines are for masturbating....at least that's all that I ever used them for....when I was young and before the internet, they were all that I used....now I do so for portability reasons, like the man said....the probelm is that I find it getting more and more difficult to get the magazines I like that used to be so readily available....I think the internet as changed the marketplace....it's a real shame to see some of these fine pieces of graphic literature fade into the past ;-)

 

[peebudy]

what's a magazine??!!

actually I too was a long time subscriber to Penthouse, which was the first high profile porn rag to print piss pictures.

but as soon as I discovered the plentiful bounty of free stories, pictures, and gasp...VIDEOS on the internet I let that subscription lapse.

I do get the portability and intimacy of a magazine, and LOLed at the lack of connection issues point! I guess mags also protect your computer from getting spyware and/or viruses too.

but yeah, it's a dying breed for sure.

 

[FarmerTan]

but yeah, it's a dying breed for sure.

You know how our parents and grandparents told us the "when I was a kid I had to walk 2 miles to school in the snow...." stories?
I'll be telling my sons "in my younger days if you were single and wanted to see boobs you had to get up, leave the house, drive to a store and buy a magazine."

 

[raffi_sandoval]

These magazines are for masturbating....at least that's all that I ever used them for....when I was young and before the internet, they were all that I used....now I do so for portability reasons, like the man said....the probelm is that I find it getting more and more difficult to get the magazines I like that used to be so readily available....I think the internet as changed the marketplace....it's a real shame to see some of these fine pieces of graphic literature fade into the past ;-)

well put and I totally agree! thanks for allthe comments!

 

[Girl2P4U]

I used to sneak my dads playboy in the toilet when I was a young girl, always hoping my tits would be that perfect, now I prefer to look at Karen's and other real women not the Barbie doll type.

 

[mtrainer]

Me too... there's a nice stash of classic Penthouse and PH letters out in the garage.

Even from a technical point of view ( yea, right ) the spreads were of the highest
photography standards. I learned my lighting, poses, composition while I
sported a hardon! Doesn't get any better than that !

 

[INeedLove]

I still have the first Penthouse letters magazine that I liberated from a trash can. I guess my love for erotica started at 15 years old.