Eh, the bullshit I'm used to. I think what annoys me more is the men that try to be "cute" by PMing long tales of their prowess and how they know exactly what I need or desire. They put a lot of time into writing it - once, so they can mass PM it to women.
) Thanks!! lol
mm nice,,gerat looking tits
Mafguerite,,love to talk erotically with you.ever IM or phone>// make you cum per my instructions..Mmmm..have a oty ..even better
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Really? When you've taken the time to spell my name so beautifully?
Aw thanks
mm nice,,gerat looking tits
Mafguerite,,love to talk erotically with you.ever IM or phone>// make you cum per my instructions..Mmmm..have a oty ..even better
____ in __
Really? When you've taken the time to spell my name so beautifully?
Aw thanks
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Really ... you're not supposed to read that sort of PM. When it's sent from the heart like that you just have to sort of mind meld with it and feel the true sentiments and emotions which went into it.
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Or not ... as the case may be.
I thought for sure you'd love that story. I'll try harder next time.
I thought for sure you'd love that story. I'll try harder next time.
ROFL! That's awesome
I should ask for her email. Then I can send her a video of me dancing around naked while the Imperial March plays in the background
Should I do dirty talk in a Yoda voice during it? "The force is strong, of that not wrong. Wookie bounce, woman will pounce. Vader is father, oral is no bother. Turned on she is, juices will flow. At least tonight, I won't go Han Solo."I would watch that video
Should I do dirty talk in a Yoda voice during it? "The force is strong, of that not wrong. Wookie bounce, woman will pounce. Vader is father, oral is no bother. Turned on she is, juices will flow. At least tonight, I won't go Han Solo."
hahahaha
I would buy that
and I dont even like condoms
Talking condoms would be a huge hit. Think of the possibilities:
Tweety Bird - Yells out, "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" when he first enters.
Dr. Phil - Says, "How's that working out for you?" when he goes as deep as he can.
Dr. Frankenstein - "It’s Alive! It’s Alive!” when he reaches maximum arousal.
Dirty Harry - “Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk” when he feels like he can't take anymore, but wants to hold out another 5 minutes.
Tony Montana - “Say hello to my little friend” when he first puts it on and aims for her.
The Terminator - "I'll be back" when he finishes, but wants a round 2.
Randal Graves (Clerks) - “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers” when a man has to go to a professional for his needs.
Apollo 13 - “Houston, we have a problem” when the stress of it all gets to be a little too much.
Well, you get the idea
lol
Okay, now all that was fun.
Thanks!!
