Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[1sickbastard]

wrong thread. LOL

Damn! You caught me!

How's it going Sunshine?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

heres a fun one

"rubs your hip"

thats all it said
no hi my name is...nothing
just a hip rub

*chuckles*

The worst ones have the longest memories.....*sigh*

I got that same exact PM. I'm betting we had the same exact reaction.


ZOMG I got that one too! Creepy!

Yeah, I bet we did and you're right they do. lol

*shreds story about stripping down to sneakers*

damn.....gotta think of a new one!

Yes, please do.

Him: that photo is a good find. It tells a wonderful story to me.

Too bad it wasn't a find. Here I thought he'd remember previously proposing to me......sigh

Yeah, the ones that forget we've already bought our wedding dress never show back up until they want to propose again.

 

[littlelovedove]

Just got this one the other day......

Nice titties in your profile pic.
are they twins?

I mean seriously?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL

I love the guys who PM me and have
totally forgotten having talked to me b4

Just got this one the other day......



I mean seriously?

LMAO - funny.

 

[TexasWife25]

Just got this one the other day......



I mean seriously?

HAHAHA u should have said "yeah conjoined"

i get

"that ass is just begging to be spanked"

a lot
lol

i actuallty changed my profile pic because of it

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

HAHAHA u should have said "yeah conjoined"

i get

"that ass is just begging to be spanked"

a lot
lol

i actuallty changed my profile pic because of it

I don't know how many buttons I've had to sew back on my shirt because folks are always ripping them off.

 

[littlelovedove]

HAHAHA u should have said "yeah conjoined"

i get

"that ass is just begging to be spanked"

a lot
lol

i actuallty changed my profile pic because of it

I was going to changed mine to a backside shot, but I may get "that ass needs spanked" message like you did! LOL

 

[TexasWife25]

"starting to massage

do u wanna see?

on yahoo...."


thanks for the invite

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Massage what? His dog? I hear dogs like massages.

 

[southern_slut]

"I'm persistent. I want to talk to u. U will be glad we connected "

Just got that one. He'd sent me several and I'd never responded because, well, he's annoying. Can't spell "you", won't take time to actually write a damn thing, cocky, just all around nuisance. I tell him so. He responds like a kicked puppy and even tries to correct me for starting a sentence with "And".

Solution, don't use your smart phone for Lit.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"I'm persistent. I want to talk to u. U will be glad we connected "

Just got that one. He'd sent me several and I'd never responded because, well, he's annoying. Can't spell "you", won't take time to actually write a damn thing, cocky, just all around nuisance. I tell him so. He responds like a kicked puppy and even tries to correct me for starting a sentence with "And".

Solution, don't use your smart phone for Lit.

I never understand why people can write every thing out, but one word, or two? It makes no sense.

 

[tempest6913]

*snerk* "get at me" Some folks think way too highly of themselves.

i would so send him a bottle of virtual poison

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i would so send him a bottle of virtual poison

Do you know how many people would be sick or dead if that were possible! (granted world peace may be easier to accomplish)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello

You remind me so much of my mom! I just wanna hide in the closet and stroke my hard cock while I watch you undress.

I was really fighting the urge to respond seductively because that smile icon was really making me horny.

 

[cowslinger64]

I don't know how many buttons I've had to sew back on my shirt because folks are always ripping them off.

that shirt BEGS ripping off.. don't blame us!!!

 

[JammyJimmy]

I used to have an avatar that was a kind donation from a Lit member. She has gorgeous breasts, and she was kind enough to expose them, write a big red J on each one, take a pic and send it to me.
So I make it my avatar, and the custom words under my username read, "Those aren't my tits".

I get a PM.

Woman!
I'm gonna fucky your titties. I'm gonna squeeze them around my johnson. I'm gonna shoot white over your face like its december.

My reply:

Thanks for your PM. Those aren't my tits. I'm a bloke. I have a cock too. Please don't get cum in my beard.

His reply, which I wasn't expecting.

Can you shave then?

Avatar changed that day!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

that shirt BEGS ripping off.. don't blame us!!!

Yes, I can. If I invite you to rip them off, then you may. If I don't, you can't. You wouldn't rip it off me in a bar, don't rip it off on a thread. Now YOU can rip it off anytime YOU want.

I used to have an avatar that was a kind donation from a Lit member. She has gorgeous breasts, and she was kind enough to expose them, write a big red J on each one, take a pic and send it to me.

So I make it my avatar, and the custom words under my username read, "Those aren't my tits".

Avatar changed that day!

*grins* Yeah, men with feminine avatars are really asking for it.

 

[Aquagal]

I used to have an avatar that was a kind donation from a Lit member. She has gorgeous breasts, and she was kind enough to expose them, write a big red J on each one, take a pic and send it to me.
So I make it my avatar, and the custom words under my username read, "Those aren't my tits".

I get a PM.

My reply:

His reply, which I wasn't expecting.


Avatar changed that day!

Hilarious!!

 

[cowslinger64]

I don't know how many buttons I've had to sew back on my shirt because folks are always ripping them off.

Yes, I can. If I invite you to rip them off, then you may. If I don't, you can't. You wouldn't rip it off me in a bar, don't rip it off on a thread. Now YOU can rip it off anytime YOU want.





well...isnt that boneriffic!!!


let the ripping begin!

 

[Miles Long]

*faps compulsively*

 

[cowslinger64]

*faps compulsively*

dammit...now Im picturing reaching up to her breasts, looking up into her soft eyes. I grip the top of her bra and shirt and ready myself to pull down hard, releasing her luscious melons


over her shoulder...there you sit.. wanking profusely, with a big ass fuckin smile on your face.


thanks bro!

 

[Miles Long]

dammit...now Im picturing reaching up to her breasts, looking up into her soft eyes. I grip the top of her bra and shirt and ready myself to pull down hard, releasing her luscious melons


over her shoulder...there you sit.. wanking profusely, with a big ass fuckin smile on your face.


thanks bro!

Anytime, man! High five! Well... maybe high five later...

 

[Aquagal]

Anytime, man! High five! Well... maybe high five later...

Cockblocker.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

well...isnt that boneriffic!!!

let the ripping begin!

Hahaha.

*faps compulsively*

What the hell is - faps - ? I've read fans compulsively, but I don't see you as a "fanning" yourself type of guy.

dammit...now Im picturing reaching up to her breasts, looking up into her soft eyes. I grip the top of her bra and shirt and ready myself to pull down hard, releasing her luscious melons

over her shoulder...there you sit.. wanking profusely, with a big ass fuckin smile on your face.

thanks bro!

Please, you'd embrace the Exhibitionism of it all and love it.

 

[Miles Long]

Cockblocker.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Thank you!