Natalie Wood

Blah blah, they are finally looking into her death and what/who caused it.

Search my posts, I've been on the she caught Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken sucking or fucking each other on that yacht train for years in here.

Why else would someone who couldn't swim jump off and try her best to hit the skids?
 
Christopher Watkins pushed her off the boat

I'm reading Thomas T. Noguchi, M.D. (the Coroner)'s take from his book that I own. Going old school with this all now...

His last page and summation about her (1983)...

Natalie Wood, a brave young woman, tragically lost her fight against the specter, death, less than two hundred yards from shore. Hypothermia caused her to lose strength, then consciousness, then finally her last feeble grip on the boat. She sank beneath the waves and drowned.

Only minutes later, the boat she had so painfully and courageously maneuvered for a mile landed safely on the beach.
<---- That's literally it

But WHAT caused her drunken ass to want to flee that yacht when she couldn't swim? What happened beforehand for her to freak the fuck out and thrust her non-swimming body/life out there in those cold waters? Where was hubby Robert Wagner and fellow bud Christopher Walkin??

Huh huh huhhhhh?
 
"It's been a while since we've seen or heard from Natalie..."

"Shhhh... keep sucking, yeah, tenderize my balls, too."

"But Christopher, *slurp* don't you think we should go check on her?"

"Who?"

"My wife, man!"

"Oh, her. She's wasted. Stick your finger up my ass again."
 

Whenever I think of or see Christopher Walken here goes...

1) Hey tightlipper, even the cacti where James Dean crashed his Porsche had more to say about his death than you when it comes to Natalie Wood but boy do you know how to act and dance.

2) Onion breath.

3) Wristwatch up your anal canal all those years per Tarantino's vision? He probably had the eggplant in mind and went from there.
 
Thanks

Tough to keep up with all the lame yet constant neverending threads in here.

Plus I sorta feel ugly for even mentioning Natalie Wood in a hellhole like this. But I counted about 5 guys quietly jacking off in my Tebow thread earlier. Fingers too sticky to even respond.
 
See the guy on the far left?

He's like mostly every typical jewish man in movies to this day.
 
The reopening of the case was spurred by the then Captain of the yacht making a statement. I suspect he is trying to capitalize on the anniversary of her death. He seems a bit sleazy especially if he withheld any real information all these years. This will go nowhere. Maybe the asshole has a book deal in the works. Shitless wonder he is.
 
I always thought she drank too much, was pissed at Wagner and did a foolish thing. She climbed into the boat, despite being unable to swim and being under the influence she fell out. People do dumb things when drinking.

I also think she was incredibly beautiful ... Oh to have her doe eyes!
 
The reopening of the case was spurred by the then Captain of the yacht making a statement. I suspect he is trying to capitalize on the anniversary of her death. He seems a bit sleazy especially if he withheld any real information all these years. This will go nowhere. Maybe the asshole has a book deal in the works. Shitless wonder he is.

His interview this morning on the Today show was hilarious. The guy was asked what evidence he had and he wouldn't say and then when they asked if he was just trying to cash in he said he had evidence but then when asked again he wouldn't say. He was so obviously full of shit it almost became painful to watch.
 
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