Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Frizzle_Fry]

Six years since the launch of this thread and I wonder if the PMs are getting better? or at least fewer and further between.

Nope, I just sent one with the title "yo baby baby" .....better than "look at my dick" right? I know....Keith Stone would be proud.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Nope, I just sent one with the title "yo baby baby" .....better than "look at my dick" right? I know....Keith Stone would be proud.

I love Keith Stone.

 

[cunnilingual2]

I love Keith Stone.

"Hold my Stones"..........

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"Hold my Stones"..........

*chuckles*

 

[SmileyGirl]

I get 'I bet I can make you smile for real baby' Very original
And the other is 'Can I be your Daddy'
Oh and ofcourse 'Do you want to see me stroke my cock for you on cam?'
hahaha

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I get 'I bet I can make you smile for real baby' Very original
And the other is 'Can I be your Daddy'
Oh and ofcourse 'Do you want to see me stroke my cock for you on cam?'
hahaha

Lovely, just lovely and classy too.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Lovely, just lovely and classy too.

Hehehe oh yes but to balance that I have had some really sweet Pm's and some really funny ones too so there are some intelligent guys here hehehe

 

[JCMizzou]

This thread makes me :
a. feel better about myself and my woeful attempts at meeting women, both online and off;
b. want to apologize for being a man;
c. make me feel better about the fact that over the weekend a gay man propositioned me via IM and asked if knew how far my asshole could be stretched, and if I wanted to learn.

So,

a. Thanks.
b. Sorry ladies. We are generally a bunch of assholes. The fault is that of the testosterone and the johnson. They dont fight fair, and are wildly convincing when called upon. When they're waging war in our heads, the facts that you are intelligent, have feeling and emotions and could possibly volley away our advances are simply not even considered. Doesn't make it right. Please accepy my personal apologies in advance; it's only a matter of time.
c. Ummmmmmm, no. And no.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This thread makes me :
a. feel better about myself and my woeful attempts at meeting women, both online and off;
b. want to apologize for being a man;
c. make me feel better about the fact that over the weekend a gay man propositioned me via IM and asked if knew how far my asshole could be stretched, and if I wanted to learn.

So,

a. Thanks.
b. Sorry ladies. We are generally a bunch of assholes. The fault is that of the testosterone and the johnson. They dont fight fair, and are wildly convincing when called upon. When they're waging war in our heads, the facts that you are intelligent, have feeling and emotions and could possibly volley away our advances are simply not even considered. Doesn't make it right. Please accepy my personal apologies in advance; it's only a matter of time.
c. Ummmmmmm, no. And no.

A. You're welcome.
B. It's okay - women send bad PM/IM come-on lines too
C. Good answer, since you must not be into that.

 

[m_anew1]

I'm a blind man with a hairy palm. Can you please help me??

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Please accepy my personal apologies in advance; it's only a matter of time.

You know being thug means never having to say you're sorry right? LOL J/K but no seriously......it's a fact...look it up in the Bible.

 

[EllaPure]

I'm a blind man with a hairy palm. Can you please help me??

Oh Dear Lord! Can't stop laughing.....
Come on! I know you can do better than that!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm a blind man with a hairy palm. Can you please help me??

That is so nasty! lol

 

[Douchemoron]

I get 'I bet I can make you smile for real baby' Very original
And the other is 'Can I be your Daddy'
Oh and ofcourse 'Do you want to see me stroke my cock for you on cam?'
hahaha

Here were FakeaSmile's answers:

#1. I'll bet you can, Daddy.
#2. Can I be your little girl?
#3. Only if you wait for me to get naked.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Here were FakeaSmile's answers:

#1. I'll bet you can, Daddy.
#2. Can I be your little girl?
#3. Only if you wait for me to get naked.

Ahemmm and that is why YOU are aptly named Douchemoron

 

[cunnilingual2]

Fakeasmile can send me a cheezy opening line anytime.......

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*chuckles*

It is funny how writing more than a couple lines is considered too much work for a person and eventually they disappear.

Not surprised in the least either.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

New people to Lit. should always turn on their signature option, then most of their questions could be easily answered.

 

[Marguerite01]

I got the classic "Do mee baby" recently. Really got me tongue hangin out.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got the classic "Do mee baby" recently. Really got me tongue hangin out.

It was that extra "e" on the word "me" that did it - wasn't it?

 

[Marguerite01]

It was that extra "e" on the word "me" that did it - wasn't it?

GOD YES!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

GOD YES!

I got the "how friendly are you" with an " lol " on the side. As if that "lol" was going to make it okay to throw a cheesy line my way.

I just gave them a link to this thread, checked their post count "0" and knew they weren't using the cheesy line because they were playing the PM game. lol

 

[HesterPrynne]

Actually had a guy ask me to marry him.

When I informed him I was already married, he said "well, that doesn't mean you can't at least talk to me does it?"

Carry on ....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Actually had a guy ask me to marry him.

When I informed him I was already married, he said "well, that doesn't mean you can't at least talk to me does it?"

Carry on ....

*chuckles*

Talk to you before marrying you? Is that normal?

 

[rbijon]

*chuckles*

Talk to you before marrying you? Is that normal?

I was going to PM and say it you; I am on fire, come sit on me and put me out. But you have probably heard that line.