Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Dreamliner]

Never noticed this thread before. I think I will take a seat and take notes.

The few pages I have read leave me somewhat bewildered. No wonder we men get a bad rap.

RHF, you seem to attract some great characters. At least it is entertaining to read their eloquent words and opening lines here.

 

[starrynightin64]

bumping the mix

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

bumping the mix

Thanks for the bump.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

the worst one I got was " you wanna fuck me don't you? " and till now I tease him about being Mr Bashful - *wink*

 

[Mrtenant]

the worst one I got was " you wanna fuck me don't you? " and till now I tease him about being Mr Bashful - *wink*

cut me a break will ya? my boyfriend just left me?

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

Here are two

I got a PM from a man who said I needed to say if these were the best or worse because most men wouldn't know. These two are my worst.

1 What kind of panties are you wearing?

2 want to kill some time and watch me rub one out?

 

[BabyGirl555]

I can't remember the exact phrase but it was similar to "Hey, how would you like it if I climbed up on you.... " Excuse me, I may be a BBW but seriously I don't think you would have to climb up on me for anything...

OMG. I think I got that one too. I deleted it as I recall, but I didn't know about this thread then.

I have received very respectful PM's and also very explicit open liners. I usually feel like I should reply. But there have been one or two that just cross the line for me and those I've just been deleting.

I agree that respectful openers do much better then forceful pic up lines. Especially ones that imply that they know what I'm thinking about them before we've ever even conversed before. Please. You don't know me and you have no clue what I think about you until we've at least PM'd a couple of times. Directness has it's place, but suaveness and being original is key to striking up my interest.

 

[teknight]

PLEASE DON'T LIST NAMES AS TO WHO SENT YOU THE PM.. OR IM... THAT IS PRIVATE.. THE STUPID, WITTY, OR ROMANTIC LINES YOU USE AS YOUR OPENING COME ON.......


FREE GAME...

I got PM'd this...

"Hey baby, talk dirty to me!"

I pm'd back..

OHhhhhhhh.. god!! Mmmmmmmmm
I have so many dirty thoughts.. ohhhhh yessssss
Please..........
dirty laundry
dirty floors
dirty dishes......

thought he'd stop... nope

his response...
No baby talk dirty to me....

me...

If you want to get to know me then posts in the threads. If your looking for a quick cum then read a story.

him....
No baby I want us both to cum...

me...

And you think some pick up line that you'd use like that is going to work. Just because I write erotica and post on the threads doesn't make me a guarenteed Fuck... post in the threads and get to know me....

he never got back to me.....

I realize this is 5 years old...but it's hilarious!

 

[LadyGenevieve]

My most recent first line in chat was: "I see that you put yourself at the head of the list for attention - so I'm giving you some." To which I replied: "Try harder - I didn't even feel that"

 

[Kat73]

My worst first PM was "I've got a 8 inch dripping cock that I want to slide in your ass". I told him he was a little small for me and that he needed to have the dripping thing looked at...He didn't PM back...

 

[MrsBorg]

I got this today, for the second time. How many other ladies have had it I wonder???


So, I'm a witty, charming, devilishly-handsome 30 yr old Irishman in Dublin, who is burdened with a crippling level of modesty. If you think you might be able to tolerate this then pm me back!

 

[IhateClowns]

I just ask if they wanna hump. I am surprised how often it fails

 

[thejabber27]

Hello Insert name here, get back in your taco!!!

If they get the obscure reference I shower them with praise.

 

[MrsBorg]

The message to me:-

Hi

My reply:-

Bye

 

[Cleardiamond]

I just ask if they wanna hump. I am surprised how often it fails

Jeeez.. lol

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Hmmm I guess it's always good to start out w/ flattery...before turning creepy/stalker'ish

~~~~~~

Him: love your oral pic!!!!!!! very very hot my dear!!!!! Thank you so much for sharing..

Me: Well you can thank the guy who agreed that I could post it to lit (The only reply I sent)

Him: He's a very lucky man

Him: I'm on my way to Tampa right now

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Six years since the launch of this thread and I wonder if the PMs are getting better? or at least fewer and further between.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Here's the latest one I got :

Him : I dont post really

Me : You should post, you'd have more friends when you do

Him : I just don't get that

Me : It's just like if you are in a cafe- you can make more friends if you hang out and talk to the ladies than for you to just lurk in a corner, leer and jerk off

Him : I get that now

Him : I still don't feel like posting

Me :

 

[cleverdevil76]

"Tell me a secret"

Much better than "buy you a drink?"

 

[EllaPure]

My favorite has been...

Title - "Good morning Ms. Ella..."

Opening line - "...Nice to meet you, and nice to chat with you on the boards. You are a real pleasure to post with."

The rest of the PM and the ones to follow were fun and flirty also....

Who knew fun, flirty and respectful could be a bigger turn on than "hey wanna see my cock?"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My favorite has been...

Title - "Good morning Ms. Ella..."

Opening line - "...Nice to meet you, and nice to chat with you on the boards. You are a real pleasure to post with."

The rest of the PM and the ones to follow were fun and flirty also....

Who knew fun, flirty and respectful could be a bigger turn on than "hey wanna see my cock?"

It's amazing isn't it! lol

 

[eojinoh10]

It's amazing isn't it! lol

The "wanna see my cock" line. Is so 2010.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

The "wanna see my cock" line. Is so 2010.

It was so 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, etc.



It's always nice to receive honest ones that are done with style, honest with no class really isn't all that fun to open or respond to and usually the no class honesty gets a link to this thread.

 

[BBW_T&A_Lover]

ummm.

i usually say "Hello and How are you today?"

that's really the best thing i have right now.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Easy and simple, is always safer than crude and rude.

*I'm a poet and didn't know it*