Who would you kill?

Bebeslut

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You have a free pass. Who would you kill?

My candidates:
1-Whoever created the Charmin bears.
2-The inventor of car alarms.
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
There person who invented infomercials—they deserve to die for what they did to late night TV alone.:mad::mad:

The person who first decided to outsource call centres to India has a lot to answer for too.:mad::mad:
 
People who misuse pronouns, writing a subjective one, such as "who" when an objective pronoun should be used, such as "whom." :rolleyes:
 
The person who invented light beer.

I mean, come on now...what's the point??
 
The person who invented light beer.

I mean, come on now...what's the point??

Same with the low carb stuff. The only people that is really useful for are diabetics and they shouldn't be drinking anyway...I think the light beer thing is like having a diet coke with your big mac...
 
The sleazy bastard that came up with the credit default swap!
 
The powers that be who influence where certain products are sold or not sold. Specifically, people who conspire against my access to cane sugar Coke products, compact hatchbacks or nice but affordable diesels... and especially those people who decided that our baby stroller's matching parasol would not be sold in the US or Canada, even though it is sold in every other country.

*shakes fist at those responsible for crying baby*

[Figuratively speaking, of course. I don't want to actually kill them.]
 
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The powers that be who influence where certain products are sold or not sold. Specifically, people who conspire against my access to cane sugar Coke products, compact hatchbacks or nice but affordable diesels... and especially those people who decided that our baby stroller's matching parasol would not be sold in the US or Canada, even though it is sold in every other country.

*shakes fist at those responsible for crying baby*

[Figuratively speaking, of course. I don't want to actually kill them.]

We do cane sugar coke in Aussie. Perhaps you could try the parallel import thing. It'll still kill you about as fast as the other stuff though.
 
The powers that be who influence where certain products are sold or not sold. Specifically, people who conspire against my access to cane sugar Coke products, compact hatchbacks or nice but affordable diesels... and especially those people who decided that our baby stroller's matching parasol would not be sold in the US or Canada, even though it is sold in every other country.

*shakes fist at those responsible for crying baby*

[Figuratively speaking, of course. I don't want to actually kill them.]

If you live in a market with a large Hispanic population, the Cokes sold in the "Hispanic section" of the grocery probably are made with cane sugar.
 
Who would I kill? No one. It's wrong to take a life.

Who would I love to see suffer the hot flames of eternity?

I have a long list.

Bush, Cheney, all the bankers, stock brokers, and investment houses that made billions of dollars off the backs of the rest of us, while turning their backs at us.

Every time there's no money to fix the economy, there's always plenty of money for war.

If I were Dante writing a modern day Inferno, I'd love to see them all in a special Hell reserved just for them, the 9th level of Hell.
 
On second thought...

The gay fashion designer who invented pantyhose.

Yeah, after all the missed up skirt views of panties, I'd knock him off.
 
To borrow some lines from 'The Mikado'...

"Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;" ;)
 
That Hollywood exec that keeps green lighting remakes and sequels of shit.
 
Let's see...

Karl Marx's mother,
Hitler's father,
Stalin and Lenin,
any and all persons professing the subjugation of individual rights and freedoms.

Therefore my list is long and filled with notable personages.

:cool:
 
To borrow some lines from 'The Mikado'...

"Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;" ;)


As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!

 
If you live in a market with a large Hispanic population, the Cokes sold in the "Hispanic section" of the grocery probably are made with cane sugar.

Oooh... I think I have a weekend activity!

Then again, I'm probably far healthier if I stick with my once-a-year Coke consumption....
 
On second thought...

The gay fashion designer who invented pantyhose.

Yeah, after all the missed up skirt views of panties, I'd knock him off.

I think all the fashion designers and Hollywood bigwigs who believe women should resemble broomsticks and are using their influence to make this happen. :mad: I used to enjoy watching Ally McBeal, and I thought the title character had a cute and expressive face, but I never thought of her as sexy. :eek:
 
I think all the fashion designers and Hollywood bigwigs who believe women should resemble broomsticks and are using their influence to make this happen. :mad: I used to enjoy watching Ally McBeal, and I thought the title character had a cute and expressive face, but I never thought of her as sexy. :eek:

You're not old enough to remember Twiggy, are you?:D
 
You're not old enough to remember Twiggy, are you?:D

Yes I am. At 71 years old, I remember things before most people here were even born. Twiggy was the butt of ribald masculine jokes before Ally McBeal came along. Like Callista Flockheart, she was rather cute, even though not very sexy.
 
James Cameron.

Fuck his movies... except Aliens... but Ridley Scott did better.
 
The people in all these dreadful cases I've been reading this morning who abuse or neglect their children, or who use them as collateral in divorces. Man, Family Law is ROUGH. :(

On a lighter note, if I had any of my "pass" left, I'd include people who fail to use their factory-installed turn signals and who treat stop signs like yield signs. I don't think pedestrians are eschewing their sneakers for cars these days; I think they're getting killed off by careless drivers. :O
 
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