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Honey123 said:
needing to veg. Finding some funny stuff on the interwebs.. some people are so full of themselves..I gotta laugh...
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Indeed. Some people ARE quite full of themselves. Maybe my new audios will make you laugh. lol
 
Felt like writing something. blah blah

I'm not the six packed stud
My muscles don't have muscles.
I'm not the most eloquent speaker
I get tongue tied.
I'm not graceful in movement
Athletics was not my thing.
I'm not balling out of control
I'm working class.
I'm just a guy.
I'm just a guy.

I'm not like him or them
I'm just not Adonis.
I'm sometimes hit or miss
I can be rather corny.
I'm not porn starrish
I won't give you a black hole.
I'm just a guy.
I'm just a guy.

I am sweet and sensual
I'll leave you love letters.
I'll scream from the rafters
That you're my lady of lights.
I am quite skilled in my play
My wordplay sends shivers
My foreplay causes quivers
My mindplay makes flows
My fun play brings giggles.
I am in possession of a body imperfect
Yet I work what I have
And you won't soon forget.
My intellect does what it does
Yet when I work it for you.

I may not be what you want
But then again,
If you're open,
I'm a man, the kind you need
Who is so willing to please.
If you're hoping for something smoking
Just take a puff on me
And I'll have your mind flying
Like some premium weed.
I am just the kind of man,
Can make a woman just swoon
But yet I'm not steppin to them,
But girl I'm steppin to you.
And we can do what we do,
Or you can turn tail and run
But you'll be missing the "one"
Cause I'm he.
 
BlackManFux said:
I'm not the six packed stud
My muscles don't have muscles.
I'm not the most eloquent speaker
I get tongue tied.
I'm not graceful in movement
Athletics was not my thing.
I'm not balling out of control
I'm working class.
I'm just a guy.
I'm just a guy.

I'm not like him or them
I'm just not Adonis.
I'm sometimes hit or miss
I can be rather corny.
I'm not porn starrish
I won't give you a black hole.
I'm just a guy.
I'm just a guy.

I am sweet and sensual
I'll leave you love letters.
I'll scream from the rafters
That you're my lady of lights.
I am quite skilled in my play
My wordplay sends shivers
My foreplay causes quivers
My mindplay makes flows
My fun play brings giggles.
I am in possession of a body imperfect
Yet I work what I have
And you won't soon forget.
My intellect does what it does
Yet when I work it for you.

I may not be what you want
But then again,
If you're open,
I'm a man, the kind you need
Who is so willing to please.
If you're hoping for something smoking
Just take a puff on me
And I'll have your mind flying
Like some premium weed.
I am just the kind of man,
Can make a woman just swoon
But yet I'm not steppin to them,
But girl I'm steppin to you.
And we can do what we do,
Or you can turn tail and run
But you'll be missing the "one"
Cause I'm he.
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All right, I am cool with that...who am I...I may try that soon

cheers bro
 
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