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John! How are you? :)

Do you enjoy the torture?

Pfffft.....your tits are nicer.....just sayin'


Warm! I'm warm because I'm wearing like 8 layers and sitting 2 inches from a portable heater! ITSSOFUCKINGCOLDICANTSTANDIT!

LOL................8 layers? well I'm wearing one. :p and no portable heater.


I sooo did not call you a wimp. :)


:kiss:
 
Why I love football....

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Meet Diamond Foxx. I'm just spitballing here, but I believe she works in the entertainment industry. She has also offered to perform fellatio on the entire Pittsburg Steelers roster if they win tomorrow.

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Wednesday was national letter of intent day, the first day that high school seniors can sign binding football scholarship agreements to matriculate to the institution of higher learning of their choice.

Now I've been around this my whole life and had no clue that there are people so fanatic that they will watch a web-cam of a school's fax machine to see the LOI's come in. Props to the University of Alabama for using some of their esteemed scholars to take it to the next level:D

Love your snowman Corbs:rose:
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Morning Corbs. I wanna go to the park. You got room in the truck? :D
 
Are poems supposed to rhyme? :D:D:D

Ummm - I see.....Oh!
I didn't realize or Know
Wasn't it good - No?
Hey Texan, gimme back my Snow!
I'm gonna go sledin', up in Stowe!
Thanks for the tip, Ho!


What rhymes with Groundhog anyway?

Stay warm sexy!!
:)
 
Ummm - I see.....Oh!
I didn't realize or Know
Wasn't it good - No?
Hey Texan, gimme back my Snow!
I'm gonna go sledin', up in Stowe!
Thanks for the tip, Ho!


What rhymes with Groundhog anyway?

Stay warm sexy!!
:)

Grounding flog :p
 
Sorry, you're too late. She's not around today 'cause the wedding night exhausted her last night.

that's okay. i just need her for to carry my beer and give me blowjobs. not at the same time, though. she needs her hands free to work the balls.
 
that's okay. i just need her for to carry my beer and give me blowjobs. not at the same time, though. she needs her hands free to work the balls.
To get BJs, you'd have to have a dick, not just be one. Just an observation.
 
To get BJs, you'd have to have a dick, not just be one. Just an observation.

the necessary parties have seen the dick. you are not necessary and no matter how much you beg and plead, will never see it.
 
Hey, there Miss Corbal: Hope you have a wonderful Superbowl Sunday...surrounded by actual residents of your lovely state, and not a bunch of displaced drunks!
 
I have to disagree- :rolleyes:

firstly she is more than cool. she is amazing.
second.....being a 24hr drive from my friends/family would suck beyond belief.
third....that heat and sun strength would give my fair skin cancer and sun spots...AND frizz my pretty hair! ;)
 
I have to disagree- :rolleyes:

firstly she is more than cool. she is amazing.
second.....being a 24hr drive from my friends/family would suck beyond belief.
third....that heat and sun strength would give my fair skin cancer and sun spots...AND frizz my pretty hair! ;)

Well we certainly wouldn't want you to get cancer.

Everyone knows no one gets skin cancer outside of Texas :rolleyes:

And Texans like big, frizzy hair!

Everything is better <nods>
 
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