graceanne
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OMG - are you all right?
I looked at the General Board on this site for the first time.
I looked at the General Board on this site for the first time.
I looked at the General Board on this site for the first time.
OMG - are you all right?
Get onit some cookies, STAT, before shock sets in!![]()
General Board.....*whimpers and goes looking for chocolate then curls up under her blankie*![]()
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I am SO glad it isn't just me...Pack a taser.![]()
NNNNOOOOO!!! Don't go into the basement!!! I mean GB! Don't go into the GB!!!!!
Seriously though... Why? Stab me with needles, beat me, flog me, tie me up, hang me by my feet, set me on fire... Not only are we good but I will thank you after! GB? No. No, those people are just twisted and scary.
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My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"
Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"
Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"
I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"
Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."
Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.
Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.
I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.![]()
NNNNOOOOO!!! Don't go into the basement!!! I mean GB! Don't go into the GB!!!!!
Seriously though... Why? Stab me with needles, beat me, flog me, tie me up, hang me by my feet, set me on fire... Not only are we good but I will thank you after! GB? No. No, those people are just twisted and scary.
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I am SO glad it isn't just me...![]()
My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"
Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"
Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"
I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"
Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."
Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.
Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.
I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.![]()
My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"
Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"
Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"
I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"
Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."
Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.
Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.
I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.![]()
My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"
Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"
Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"
I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"
Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."
Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.
Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.
I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.![]()
Oh sweet god. Yes.Amen!
Here chy... enjoy!! (forwarded from graceanne)
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I've realised I naturally gravitate towards men.
Since highschool, my closest friends have been male. I tend to migle with them in social situations. And it's not like I *want* them.. I just find myself drawn to them.
Odd.
I've realised I naturally gravitate towards men.
Since highschool, my closest friends have been male. I tend to migle with them in social situations. And it's not like I *want* them.. I just find myself drawn to them.
Odd.
OSG~ I don't get hit on by anyone, I think I count as past-it now (my town is very weird). Either that or they're afraid Mads will kill them![]()
I am often out alone, and it doesn't happen. Maybe I have a certain 'vibe'?
I've realised I naturally gravitate towards men.
Since highschool, my closest friends have been male. I tend to migle with them in social situations. And it's not like I *want* them.. I just find myself drawn to them.
Odd.