The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[graceanne]

OMG - are you all right?

Get onit some cookies, STAT, before shock sets in!

 

[Bandit58]

I looked at the General Board on this site for the first time.

General Board.....*whimpers and goes looking for chocolate then curls up under her blankie*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I looked at the General Board on this site for the first time.

Pack a taser.

 

[chy_girl]

I looked at the General Board on this site for the first time.

NNNNOOOOO!!! Don't go into the basement!!! I mean GB! Don't go into the GB!!!!!

Seriously though... Why? Stab me with needles, beat me, flog me, tie me up, hang me by my feet, set me on fire... Not only are we good but I will thank you after! GB? No. No, those people are just twisted and scary.

OMG - are you all right?

Get onit some cookies, STAT, before shock sets in!

General Board.....*whimpers and goes looking for chocolate then curls up under her blankie*

Pack a taser.

I am SO glad it isn't just me...


My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"

Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"

Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"

I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"

Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."

Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.

Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.

I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.

 

[graceanne]

NNNNOOOOO!!! Don't go into the basement!!! I mean GB! Don't go into the GB!!!!!

Seriously though... Why? Stab me with needles, beat me, flog me, tie me up, hang me by my feet, set me on fire... Not only are we good but I will thank you after! GB? No. No, those people are just twisted and scary.

LOL

My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"

Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"

Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"

I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"

Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."

Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.

Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.

I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.

Sometimes it's fun to shock people. Like when I took my neighbor out. Her hubby was okay with her going out with the shy, christian woman from next door. Took her to a leather store. I don't know who was more shocked, her or her hubby when she told him.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

NNNNOOOOO!!! Don't go into the basement!!! I mean GB! Don't go into the GB!!!!!

Seriously though... Why? Stab me with needles, beat me, flog me, tie me up, hang me by my feet, set me on fire... Not only are we good but I will thank you after! GB? No. No, those people are just twisted and scary.

I am SO glad it isn't just me...

It's just a bad neighborhood. If you stick to certain streets, lock your car doors, park under streetlights and travel in a group you'll be fine.

My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"

Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"

Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"

I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"

Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."

Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.

Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.

I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.

I can just picture this taking place, with the associated squirming.

 

[the captians wench]

My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"

Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"

Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"

I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"

Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."

Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.

Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.

I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.

Been there. *giggles*

If some one has fuzzy cuffs, I usually can't help but sugest leather ones, explaining that the fuzzy doesn't really protect much against the chaifing and potential cutting and how leather provides a more comfortable hold especially if the leather is lined with rabbit fur.

But I'm just helpful that way.

 

[eastern sun]

My blurt:
So I'm standing outside after an AA meeting tonight and guy A turns to guy B and say "Hey, what's with the handcuffs in the back of your car?"

Guy B looks a little confused and says "They're pink and fuzzy... What do you think they're for?"

Guy A says "Yeah, but what do you have pink fuzzy handcuffs for?"

I came so, so very close to raising my hand and saying "OH! I know! Pick me!"

Then when Guy A continued to ponder the use of said handcuffs I was so tempted to say "I can give you the website for that..."

Of course I'm standing next to the guy who actually knows what I do for fun and relaxation and he's about ready to die watching me crawl out of my skin in an attempt to not interject some of my first hand knowledge.

Next time I shall have to dismantle the pause button so I can bask in the shock of them discovering that the oh, so quiet and reserved new girl is one kinky piece of work.

I'm still wondering why Guy B doesn't have leather cuffs though. He's likes his leather enough that I'd have sworn he'd be a leather cuff kind of guy. Perhaps I shall ask him next time I see him.

I was less than a week sober, and sitting in a coffeeshop meeting after a meeting with tears streaming down my face, because . . . well, that was what I was like then . . . and a guy sat down and started talking about this club he'd been to the night before. I very quietly packed my tears away, asked him where it was, and took my husband there the next weekend as a birthday present. The beginning of our twenty year odyssey into formalized s/m.

I remember thinking, while I sat at the table, "this doesn't have to be all bad."

 

[CutieMouse]

Definition of awkward -

The ex-husband picking up the kids [as you're feeling overwhelmed and losing your temper at said children]... realizing at exactly the same moment as he that one of said children went digging through the stacks of books yet to be shelved from the move, and unearthed your copy of Peter Master's book that is a Jungian analysis of BDSM relationships [from the very bottom of the pile].

sigh

I just poured the biggest glass of wine...

 

[CeriseNin]

Amen!


Here chy... enjoy!! (forwarded from graceanne )

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/R7y7TKu52GI/AAAAAAAAB7I/ZGlBHZZO9xc/s800/Chocolate+Cheesecake.jpg

Oh sweet god. Yes.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I've realised I naturally gravitate towards men.

Since highschool, my closest friends have been male. I tend to migle with them in social situations. And it's not like I *want* them.. I just find myself drawn to them.

Odd.

 

[rida]

I've realised I naturally gravitate towards men.

Since highschool, my closest friends have been male. I tend to migle with them in social situations. And it's not like I *want* them.. I just find myself drawn to them.

Odd.

Same here.
I found them easier to mingle with.

The only exception, so far, is Japanese people. With them I found women easier then men.

Odd.

 

[Cattypuss]

Yep. I'm far more comfortable socially with men than with women. Always have been, since I started school at age 4 (obviously then it was boys and girls!)

 

[eastern sun]

I've realised I naturally gravitate towards men.

Since highschool, my closest friends have been male. I tend to migle with them in social situations. And it's not like I *want* them.. I just find myself drawn to them.

Odd.

This was true of me too, until my children were born. Suddenly women had all the relevant information and experience I needed to "survive," and I discovered a whole world of people with whom I shared a lot in common.

About ten years later, I realized that - actually - I was always terrified of men. In any social situation, I had always hooked up with one or another to keep the rest at bay.

I am really happy that I finally learned how wonderful both men and women are.

 

[Etoile]

Yay, Mirena tomorrow!

 

[FloggingMolly]

I make male friends easier too. But then I have almost nothing in common with most of the women my age in my town.

 

[ownedsubgal]

got hit on by someone younger than me...like 4 years younger...for the first time ever. just a cabbie that i'll never (hopefully) see again. somehow though rather than being flattered, it just made me really really frickin depressed. i'm now old enough to be hit on by folks who are several years younger, yet still fully grown adults with real jobs and adult responsibilities!!! i miss the days when anyone younger than me automatically meant high schooler.

 

[FloggingMolly]

OSG~ I don't get hit on by anyone, I think I count as past-it now (my town is very weird). Either that or they're afraid Mads will kill them

 

[ownedsubgal]

OSG~ I don't get hit on by anyone, I think I count as past-it now (my town is very weird). Either that or they're afraid Mads will kill them

wander around unaccompanied by the Man outside your home town one day, and see what happens.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I am often out alone, and it doesn't happen. Maybe I have a certain 'vibe'?

 

[the captians wench]

I am often out alone, and it doesn't happen. Maybe I have a certain 'vibe'?

Me too.

Even my "charming" tendancey to cast my eyes down and blush doesn't seem as aluring in most every day situations.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Perhaps they know we're just waaaay out of their leagues, and need real men, not boys

 

[Cattypuss]

Been craving Welsh rarebit for about a week. Finally made it tonight and boyoboy it lived up to a week's anticipation!

 

[catalina_francisco]

I've realised I naturally gravitate towards men.

Since highschool, my closest friends have been male. I tend to migle with them in social situations. And it's not like I *want* them.. I just find myself drawn to them.

Odd.

You're not alone. I have always had more male friends than female, and have found over the years, especially recent years, that the male friends are more reliable and loyal than the female. I would like it otherwise at times, but it just seems to be how the cookie crumbles for me.

Catalina

 

[Mads]

Van Canto has friggin ruined Battery for me