By the way, I thought it was humorous how you tried to impress me in your first email to me. You know the one about you being high powered and all and referring to the law office where you work. I couldn't help but shake my head when I read that. I thought, "Man this chick has some major issues". It's almost like you wanted to get in a pissing contest. BTW do you stand when pissing?
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By the way, I thought it was humorous how you tried to impress me in your first email to me. You know the one about you being high powered and all and referring to the law office where you work. I couldn't help but shake my head when I read that. I thought, "Man this chick has some major issues". It's almost like you wanted to get in a pissing contest. BTW do you stand when pissing?
NightL,
Seems you are drinking alone again like last time. Remember the next day when you sobered up and realized you were making a fool out of yourself? Well it's time to sober up again. How sad that you have to drink alone and then come onto Lit to rag on people.
So keep posting away and bumping up my thread, leave it to a drunk like you not to realize that you are actually doing me a favor. You are one dumb sack of shit. Now go find your Mommy, maybe she will make an effort to be friends with a pathetic loner like you.
Seems you are drinking alone again like last time. Remember the next day when you sobered up and realized you were making a fool out of yourself? Well it's time to sober up again. How sad that you have to drink alone and then come onto Lit to rag on people.
So keep posting away and bumping up my thread, leave it to a drunk like you not to realize that you are actually doing me a favor. You are one dumb sack of shit. Now go find your Mommy, maybe she will make an effort to be friends with a pathetic loner like you.
Wow!!
I have to say, WOW! That was amazing to watch/read. I've never seen so many different people feeling the need to dictate to someone else about their wants and desires. I didn't see you post anything asking for opinions. At first I saw that chick's issue with the "reasonably fit" requirement which really was about word use than about beliefs. And it was really a set up so you would give her the opportunity to say her piece that she already was fired up to give. It became painfully obvious that this has happened a lot to her. And to keep on point I would agree that words are powerful and often get taken in the wrong context than was intended. As for the other gal that heard about this thread from a friend and just HAD to sign up just so she could read it for herself and then felt the need to offer her two cents when no one fucking asked her. I found that to be extremely interesting.
Ladies - this is a BDSM PERSONALS FORUM - the idea at least what I believe to be the idea is that this is a place to ask for exactly what you want how you want it when you want and by who you want it by. It suppose to be about being free in being who you are. Not everyone is the same. That's what makes us unique. So a lady got upset over word use. She deliberately set him up so he would answer the way he did and then she could WHAM!! give him her prepared speech on what I perceived as word usage. From there it just rolled on. And for some stranger who isn't even a lit regular to put her additional 2 cents in. Really?? What is wrong with people.
I liked your original post. I hear confidence. I hear knowledge. I hear you know what you want and you're not afraid to ask for it. For me I thought it was a bit strict but actually I really like that. The fact that I'm not a bored housewife or unemployed whioch may make me to busy in your eyes and you specifically asked for those like myself not to respond and waste your time I just couldn't help myself. Not sure if you've had much luck in quest. But if I may so ask if I've pirqued your curiosity please pm me and I will tell you more about myself.
I have to say, WOW! That was amazing to watch/read. I've never seen so many different people feeling the need to dictate to someone else about their wants and desires. I didn't see you post anything asking for opinions. At first I saw that chick's issue with the "reasonably fit" requirement which really was about word use than about beliefs. And it was really a set up so you would give her the opportunity to say her piece that she already was fired up to give. It became painfully obvious that this has happened a lot to her. And to keep on point I would agree that words are powerful and often get taken in the wrong context than was intended. As for the other gal that heard about this thread from a friend and just HAD to sign up just so she could read it for herself and then felt the need to offer her two cents when no one fucking asked her. I found that to be extremely interesting.
Ladies - this is a BDSM PERSONALS FORUM - the idea at least what I believe to be the idea is that this is a place to ask for exactly what you want how you want it when you want and by who you want it by. It suppose to be about being free in being who you are. Not everyone is the same. That's what makes us unique. So a lady got upset over word use. She deliberately set him up so he would answer the way he did and then she could WHAM!! give him her prepared speech on what I perceived as word usage. From there it just rolled on. And for some stranger who isn't even a lit regular to put her additional 2 cents in. Really?? What is wrong with people.
I liked your original post. I hear confidence. I hear knowledge. I hear you know what you want and you're not afraid to ask for it. For me I thought it was a bit strict but actually I really like that. The fact that I'm not a bored housewife or unemployed whioch may make me to busy in your eyes and you specifically asked for those like myself not to respond and waste your time I just couldn't help myself. Not sure if you've had much luck in quest. But if I may so ask if I've pirqued your curiosity please pm me and I will tell you more about myself.
Amy, you have certainly impressed me. Educated, confident and willing to speak your mind. Also not afraid to confront those in the wrong. The "Wow" in your title goes to you. Wow as in you said it perfectly, so bravo to you.
Be prepared for a barrage of attacks from the chicks who you have deflated. I have a strong feeling they won't shake you, not with your confident personality.
I will message you.
Be prepared for a barrage of attacks from the chicks who you have deflated. I have a strong feeling they won't shake you, not with your confident personality.
I will message you.
NightL
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An arrogance should and can be just ignored… so I had no real problem with the very first post… easily ignored with a giggle and amused wonderment at the obvious attempt to get PMs and photos… you know what… like amy34 said… good on him for trying.
Yet the moment someone expresses an opinion about the sheer supercilious egotism of the request, they are met with a barrage of verbal abuse. As this increased I wondered, is he displaying his male dominance or his intelligence?
Oh my, how the abuse was hurled… Eventually, I was so taken by this display of intelligence I thought there should be a recap on all the intriguing highlights (his very own words).
It appears the dominate side of this man is only able to respond in one particular style and squeal like a stuck pig.
Useyou, display some real intelligence in your responses then people may start to respect your self-professed superiority, dominance and authority on all areas of masturbation.
Yet the moment someone expresses an opinion about the sheer supercilious egotism of the request, they are met with a barrage of verbal abuse. As this increased I wondered, is he displaying his male dominance or his intelligence?
Oh my, how the abuse was hurled… Eventually, I was so taken by this display of intelligence I thought there should be a recap on all the intriguing highlights (his very own words).
It appears the dominate side of this man is only able to respond in one particular style and squeal like a stuck pig.
Useyou, display some real intelligence in your responses then people may start to respect your self-professed superiority, dominance and authority on all areas of masturbation.
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Since you previously corrected me on an incorrectly spelled word, I am temporarily joining the Lit Grammar Police and will now correct you. Maybe you will stop being so arrogant. Now note in my last sentence how I used the would arrogant. It was used to describe you, in otherwords it's a verb. Now note how you used it in your message above: " An arrogance should and can be just ignored" You are using a verb and not pointing to a subject. If you said "An arrogant man...." it would have been okay. But you left the verb hanging, probably a lot like many of your body parts.
Then you wrote, "like amy34 said… good on him for trying." Good "on him". Hmm....makes us all go "Duh".
Then you attempted to pass yourself off as intelligent when you wrote, "...expresses an opinion about the sheer supercilious egotism of the request". That is a sentence that makes everyone go "Huh?". It's a long known fact that people that write or speak like that are nothing but insecure as they are attempting to prove to others they are more intelligent than everybody else. My advice to you is write like you speak. If you spoke that sentence the crowd would have busted out laughing at you.
So between your sentence structures and attempting to pass yourself off as someone you are not (intelligent) your latest message was actually comical. Your problem is we are all laughing at you.
BTW I noticed you edited your message nearly one hour after you wrote it. Maybe you were checking this thread hoping I responded. Just how long do you stay on Lit anyway? Were you drinking by yourself again? You do seem to crave my attention. It's so sad when lonely people drink and attempt to pass themselves off as something they are not.
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A word used to describe someone (such as arrogant) is an adjective. A verb is an action word.
She used the word "arrogance", which is a noun, correctly.
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NightL
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Shooting fish in a barrel
It is often a very insecure person who resorts to verbal abuse without any attempt toward reason or logical explaination... and basically that was my message.
Ask for your pictures... ask for your PMs... I really don't care... and good luck to you in your endeavors... but your tirade of abuse toward others basically speaks for itself.
I have read many posters who delight in negativity. While I may not have liked their message, their skill as a wordsmith put them far above "that is a fucking mistake you fat whore" and deserved some admiration for their put downs, displaying a high level of humorous, witty intelligence.
If it is truly dominance over others you seek... have a go at earning respect first. Be witty, be clever, dance over someone with intelligent rhetoric. Predominately resorting to verbal abuse makes you come across as neither witty or clever... just a grumpy old man, who everyone in the street would avoid. Is that dominance? Is that control?
I have well and truly made my point, just as you you have continually displayed your level of intellectual prowess in your every response. I'll now leave you to your "online masturbating" while "devising unique and mind blowing orgasms for women".
It is often a very insecure person who resorts to verbal abuse without any attempt toward reason or logical explaination... and basically that was my message.
Ask for your pictures... ask for your PMs... I really don't care... and good luck to you in your endeavors... but your tirade of abuse toward others basically speaks for itself.
I have read many posters who delight in negativity. While I may not have liked their message, their skill as a wordsmith put them far above "that is a fucking mistake you fat whore" and deserved some admiration for their put downs, displaying a high level of humorous, witty intelligence.
If it is truly dominance over others you seek... have a go at earning respect first. Be witty, be clever, dance over someone with intelligent rhetoric. Predominately resorting to verbal abuse makes you come across as neither witty or clever... just a grumpy old man, who everyone in the street would avoid. Is that dominance? Is that control?
I have well and truly made my point, just as you you have continually displayed your level of intellectual prowess in your every response. I'll now leave you to your "online masturbating" while "devising unique and mind blowing orgasms for women".
NightL......continue to attempt to pass yourself off as an intellectual. Most people here know you are a pseudo intellectual. One that feels the need to impress, but in reality you know you a nothing in life. Someone who drinks alone (you admitted that yourself) and has no friends.
My advice to you is don't try to continue to barge into places you are not wanted and keep your two cents to yourself since nobody likes a fake.
My advice to you is don't try to continue to barge into places you are not wanted and keep your two cents to yourself since nobody likes a fake.
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*bump*...
again peering in from the Lurkers shadow -
enough w/ the 'intellectual' blather/pissing match...
this is useyou's thread -
parasitic dissenters should concede & initiate their own morality play by launching something original.
now then... uh... any women been able to use useyou's help?
again peering in from the Lurkers shadow -
enough w/ the 'intellectual' blather/pissing match...
this is useyou's thread -
parasitic dissenters should concede & initiate their own morality play by launching something original.
now then... uh... any women been able to use useyou's help?
Whack job Amy....you had your chance and blew it. You need to look for a fake Dom, there are tons of them on Lit. Good luck genie.
Attention Women.....I have had 12 messages from different women from this ad, a few were under 25, some were just whacky, and the others I wouldn't want to know or touch with a ten foot pole.
So, obviously there are plenty of sluts out there, but I am not looking for any slut, that would be too easy. I am looking for someone with intelligence (that is number 1), common sense, extremely sexual and who isn't a fucking whale. She must also be able to email nearly everyday, preferably more than once a day. Are these specifications so difficult? Is Lit composed of whacky and dumbass women? Any Lit women out there who have a fucking brain and meet these specifications?
Bitches or whores with a stick up their ass need not apply. Save your time and mine.
Women.....your responses have slowed down, seems I intimidated you with my last post. Or can it be that there are no intelligent women out there and all the dumb asses are afraid to respond?
What really surprised me is that the Lit sheep have backed off....Yeah...VICTORY!!!! Maybe they all crawled back in their little holes for the winter. Hey Sheep...lets keep it that way.
Women....announcing a bonus award....for a limited time only.....to the first three women who respond and aren't fat cows. I will assign you one of my top tasks, one that will absolutely blow your mind. You are guaranteed to have a mind blowing orgasm and more than one of course. A chair is required, among a few other basic things.
Sale is good through Dec 23, 2010. So hurry and experience an orgasm that will have you panting like a bitch in heat.
What really surprised me is that the Lit sheep have backed off....Yeah...VICTORY!!!! Maybe they all crawled back in their little holes for the winter. Hey Sheep...lets keep it that way.
Women....announcing a bonus award....for a limited time only.....to the first three women who respond and aren't fat cows. I will assign you one of my top tasks, one that will absolutely blow your mind. You are guaranteed to have a mind blowing orgasm and more than one of course. A chair is required, among a few other basic things.
Sale is good through Dec 23, 2010. So hurry and experience an orgasm that will have you panting like a bitch in heat.
niceguy1011101
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Hum 'Fake on-line Doms' or something like that, isnt that just what you are, to be a Dom you must also earn the respect of your Subs before you, i am sure many will agree. And wow about you recieve 25 replies over a period of months, to me that dosnt seem alot.
Means you such a real Dom go on Fetlife then See who the Doms are and Who the little Bitches Are, But because your such a good Dom i am sure you have 10 subs at your feet all the time
Oh and i am not a expert dom or sub before you go with that....
Means you such a real Dom go on Fetlife then See who the Doms are and Who the little Bitches Are, But because your such a good Dom i am sure you have 10 subs at your feet all the time
Oh and i am not a expert dom or sub before you go with that....
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Hum 'Fake on-line Doms' or something like that, isnt that just what you are, to be a Dom you must also earn the respect of your Subs before you, i am sure many will agree. And wow about you recieve 25 replies over a period of months, to me that dosnt seem alot.
Means you such a real Dom go on Fetlife then See who the Doms are and Who the little Bitches Are, But because your such a good Dom i am sure you have 10 subs at your feet all the time
Oh and i am not a expert dom or sub before you go with that....
Baaah....baaah.....seems the Lit Sheep are emerging. That is always good for a laugh and more private messages from women to me.
Niceguy....just how much education do you have? Is the education system in the UK that bad that you can't read a sentence correctly? I never said I had 25 replies. I said I have had 12. As you can see in my post above I wrote, "I have had 12 messages from different women from this ad, a few were under 25, some were just whacky, and the others....."
In case you forget, you dense bloke, over 25 was the age requirement I set.
As for your expertise in the Dom/sub field. LMAO.
I never said I was a Dom and was recuiting a sub.....seems you aren't reading again. I said I was going to show the woman masturbating techniques....most of which will blow her mind.
I'm not sure how many things you can get wrong, so just post again and you can rack up your total you pathetic shit. For now, crawl back into your cave and Baaaahhh away. Loser.
niceguy1011101
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haha, oops i got me numbers mixed up, i just find it funny how you spend yot time coming up with replies so in detail everytime, you must have such a busy life.
What is wrong with living in a cave? its better than being a boring house dweller. i think its a good achivment how i managed to get the internet while in a cave as i am sure everone will agree
What is wrong with living in a cave? its better than being a boring house dweller. i think its a good achivment how i managed to get the internet while in a cave as i am sure everone will agree
haha, oops i got me numbers mixed up, i just find it funny how you spend yot time coming up with replies so in detail everytime, you must have such a busy life.
What is wrong with living in a cave? its better than being a boring house dweller. i think its a good achivment how i managed to get the internet while in a cave as i am sure everone will agree
Niceguy, I believe you are the one with the excess time as you continue to respond. Either that or you secret want me to dominant you gay boy. Newsflash loser...I don't do men.
The women that really know me here know that I only enjoy using and abusing them. I enjoy ordering them to cum when and how I instruct. Often times in very humiliating ways, but always in private. They know that I make them cum and then have them lie there sweaty, messy and exhausted. They know after they cum they will have constant reminders as to when and how they came. That their mind cannot avoid the thought of cumming for me again. Many have begged me to assign them more tasks.
Niceguy, you are out of my league. Go join the peewee league and try to work your way up from there.
Women....it's your lucky day. I'm still taking applications. My methods are unique and guaranteed. Yes satisfaction guaranteed or your panties back.
Hints:
1) You need a few everyday household items.
2) You need to set aside one hour of alone time for each task.
3) You need to send detailed emails. You wouldn't believe how many women (and men I'm sure) have difficulty putting a fucking sentence together. Or how many are unable to think enough to write more than one or two sentences. What a dumb ass world. Prove me wrong.
BTW I do not charge to read over your application.
Hints:
1) You need a few everyday household items.
2) You need to set aside one hour of alone time for each task.
3) You need to send detailed emails. You wouldn't believe how many women (and men I'm sure) have difficulty putting a fucking sentence together. Or how many are unable to think enough to write more than one or two sentences. What a dumb ass world. Prove me wrong.
BTW I do not charge to read over your application.
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I don't care if I'm bumping this thread for him, can I just say, I'm really new to these forums and i had to express how entertaining and laughable this is
Says the dumb bitch who joined just 4 days ago. Too funny.
chemistrystuden
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The amount of time that this "dumb bitch" has been here has nothing to do with the quality of her posts.
For example, you have been here since 2006 and still display the mental capacity of a 4 year old.
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Now this entertainment on a scale all it's own. I want to make sure I understand this Ad properly...You are in search of a woman over 25 plus fit, to contact you on line so you may teach her materbation techniques. She is to email you once a day and report on the completion of her assignment you have give previously. Your not a DOM, and/or Master, Top. Yet, you placed this Ad under BDSM Personals.
I have a couple of questions...If your not a DOM, Master or Top, why would any submissive women contact you? What are your qualification that proves YOU know more about my body than I do? Since, I've been exploring it for over 25 years, just a matter of fact. With being said, What else are you offering? A relationship? Intelligent conversation? I guess, I'm just not that daring to trust a person looking for me to send a pic of myself, and complete random assignments and email the results. Your ad was very entertaining to say the very least, I wish you well on your search of such a naive woman.
Best Wish
Well I'm back useyou.
well useyou you prove you are a fool yet again you look for some thing but offer nothing in return except hot air. I haven't been on for two years and i had hoped you would have been laughed at enough so you just stopped coming back on or you just grew up. But i can see my hope was misplaced but since you love to talk bad about every one but your self you prove you are a worthless little man who is not a dom or a sub, nor a master or a slave, all you are is a troll annoying every one on this site tho i will admit i find you entertaining as so many others do.
So grow up and start acting your age or at least stop acting so ignorant.
but then again i guess for a ignorant brit there is not much hope for you . now every one i am not talking bad about the british but this so called man makes you all look bad sadly.
So useyou once again grow up and get a life and stop trolling this site because you make all of us who read your posts a little bit dumber each time.
well useyou you prove you are a fool yet again you look for some thing but offer nothing in return except hot air. I haven't been on for two years and i had hoped you would have been laughed at enough so you just stopped coming back on or you just grew up. But i can see my hope was misplaced but since you love to talk bad about every one but your self you prove you are a worthless little man who is not a dom or a sub, nor a master or a slave, all you are is a troll annoying every one on this site tho i will admit i find you entertaining as so many others do.
So grow up and start acting your age or at least stop acting so ignorant.
but then again i guess for a ignorant brit there is not much hope for you . now every one i am not talking bad about the british but this so called man makes you all look bad sadly.
So useyou once again grow up and get a life and stop trolling this site because you make all of us who read your posts a little bit dumber each time.
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I drive a car every day, but if anyone wants me to tell them how to fly their helicopter, let me know. I'll show you some shit you never HEARD of.
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