Women- I Will Teach You New Masturbating Techniques

[lovebound]

We are Very Intelligence Women who are come for taking over your planet. Resist is futile. See my giant protractor and falling on your knees in fear!!!

*masturbates*

That was funnier than this whole thread!

And I sincerely hope that the women of Lit are more 'intelligence' than to waste their time PM'ing this... *ahem* gentleman. If there is a secret reserve of "new" masturbating technique out there, I honesly think it would be far more entertaining trying to discover them on your own

 

[Keroin]

That was funnier than this whole thread!

*points to tip jar*

 

[catalina_francisco]

Where did this thread come from? Did someone move it over here?

Yes they did so I am advised...and going from the first couple of posts from the OP on the first page, I am taking it this is a sort of personals thread (request to send pics, email, PM etc) so will reassign it accordingly as the 'very intelligent' OP doesn't seem to be able to figure that out.

Catalina

 

[chy_girl]

Which dumbass moved this thread into our Café, and why? And then why did someone here wake up the dumbass OP?

And what are

?

very intelligence women

That would be the women who are smart enough not to PM the OP. I was tempted to bring self-respect into the equation, but women get desperate too, so...

We are Very Intelligence Women who are come for taking over your planet. Resist is futile. See my giant protractor and falling on your knees in fear!!!

*masturbates*

*whispers*
I thought that was still classified?
/*whispers*

Typical baby-boomer speech, by the way. "You're young, you've never experienced the world. I'm older, I know everything about anything!". I've been hearing that since I was in middle school, buddy. Want to know how many times it came true? Zero. So knock off that rhetoric, it bores me.

Funny, I've never heard a baby boomer (or any other half-way intelligent grown-up) say "I know everything about anything." That's actually something that tends to wear off between 25 and 30 for those on the upper two thirds of the learning curve.

And when the grown-ups suggest you be careful it's usually for a reason. I say this as not-a-baby-boomer but someone who's brain is actually done cooking. You, my boy, have about another 10 years till that's done. You should also expect to pass into a phase somewhere between 23 and 27 where you make the magical transformation from "legal adult" to "grown-up." And yes, there is a difference.

You know, given that you insist on acting like a 12 year old, I'm half tempted to suggest that you go play with your balls. But... A) That's one of the things you *are* attempting to do, and B) You're providing so much amusement for the grown-ups and it really has been awhile since someone of your... caliber... has dropped by. Thanks for visiting!

 

[CarnageSIS]

Yes they did so I am advised...and going from the first couple of posts from the OP on the first page, I am taking it this is a sort of personals thread (request to send pics, email, PM etc) so will reassign it accordingly as the 'very intelligent' OP doesn't seem to be able to figure that out.

Catalina

While the intellegence of the OP is still up in the air, this thread was originally in the BDSM Personals section. Not that I'm standing up for the OP, but I've been amusingly watching this thread since it's inception. Of all the things done wrong with this thread, that much was at least done correctly.

He has also set up another thread with this same title in the BDSM personals again and voiced his anger in said thread for the mods moving his thread in the first place

 

[Sensualdreamer]

*Stretching, back arching* Mmmm damn what a thread *sigh*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

The beauty of which of course is that there is no need to worry about wet spots! Unless of course part of your scene is making your subbie/pet sleep on the wet spot! Muahaha

It's perfect! PERFECT! And, if you order RIGHT NOW, you'll get a second Shamwow clit stimulator free!

And I just love how this wonderfully stupid thread has been kicked around Lit like a hobo. I expect to see it on the Poetry board next.

 

[Riles]

It's perfect! PERFECT! And, if you order RIGHT NOW, you'll get a second Shamwow clit stimulator free!

And I just love how this wonderfully stupid thread has been kicked around Lit like a hobo. I expect to see it on the Poetry board next.

-cracks up-

I had to do a double take...I thought I'd somehow gotten into the actual personals ads!
This doesn't belong in the Playground either.

 

[curiousisjane]

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