Women- I Will Teach You New Masturbating Techniques

[MaraJade1978]

Wow...this derailed in a hurry...

One thing I will say is that Use's posts always seem to draw the most...interesting responses.

 

[NoMansToy]

No I get all the points... If you wont give them all to me I will take them.

My thumb will be fine... My ego however is being greatly effected by this cast... Thank you though!

I PMed you.

ttyl

 

[niceguy1011101]

Hum, do you often think about men stroking there dicks, maybe you beat inocent women because you are unstable about what sex you are attracted to????

Well we are all friends here so we wont bite when you come out of the closet

 

[niceguy1011101]

hum

Hum, do you often think about men stroking there dicks, maybe you beat inocent women because you are unstable about what sex you are attracted to????

Well we are all friends here so we wont bite when you come out of the closet

 

[niceguy1011101]

Use, dont you think you should follow YOUR OWN advise, and stick away from the sarcastic bad remarks untill you have done a few thousand posts, from where i standing you only just done 300 :/

stands to reason, shut the fuck up off everyone's back (put nicely)

no hard feelings, love from niceguy xxxx XXXX xxxxx XXXXX xxxxx

 

[useyou]

Wow...this derailed in a hurry...

One thing I will say is that Use's posts always seem to draw the most...interesting responses.

Hey sexy stranger, where have you been?

Since you know me you must get a kick out of these threads don't you?

It's all for your entertainment. ;-)

 

[useyou]

Use, dont you think you should follow YOUR OWN advise, and stick away from the sarcastic bad remarks untill you have done a few thousand posts, from where i standing you only just done 300 :/

stands to reason, shut the fuck up off everyone's back (put nicely)

no hard feelings, love from niceguy xxxx XXXX xxxxx XXXXX xxxxx

niceguy.....My little Lit Sheep.....question for you. Do you stutter?

 

[useyou]

Use, dont you think you should follow YOUR OWN advise, and stick away from the sarcastic bad remarks untill you have done a few thousand posts, from where i standing you only just done 300 :/

stands to reason, shut the fuck up off everyone's back (put nicely)

no hard feelings, love from niceguy xxxx XXXX xxxxx XXXXX xxxxx

You are kissing me with those X's? Interesting, but I think you have the wrong thread, you are looking for the thread, "Solicting gay boys who want it up the ass with a big fat cock"

Where the hell are the moderators when you need them? C'mon people do your job and steer this niceguy to the right thread!!!! Geez, can't get good help these days.

 

[MaraJade1978]

Hey sexy stranger, where have you been?

Since you know me you must get a kick out of these threads don't you?

It's all for your entertainment. ;-)

I've been waiting for you to weed out your latest responders....haha

And like I said...you're always good for a laugh or 20.

 

[niceguy1011101]

You are kissing me with those X's? Interesting, but I think you have the wrong thread, you are looking for the thread, "Solicting gay boys who want it up the ass with a big fat cock"

Where the hell are the moderators when you need them? C'mon people do your job and steer this niceguy to the right thread!!!! Geez, can't get good help these days.

hum i am sure you know where that thread is, and if i was after a fat cock up my ass i would prefer to be talking to someone with a big fat cock, no offense against your little man.

Maybe its people like you who give Americans nice names, 'lit sheep' have you ever thought about why you get so much stick off people you daft cunt.

Wow wondering if i stutter, sorry to disappoint but i dont stutter and i have nothing against people who stutter... are you soo pitty that you pick on people who stutter?? or are you just asking out of interest because you stutter??


XXXXX you know you want it

 

[DarkSteven]

You posted again, I guess you finally finished playing with your little dick, no body else wants it.

Bahhhhhhh Bahhhhhhhhh

useyou, I remember when you were fixated on my dick. Now I see that you are fixated on others' dicks as well.

The fact that you expect to attract women when you exhibit namecalling childishness boggles me. Especially when you complain about prospective women not showing adequate maturity for you.

 

[niceguy1011101]

useyou, I remember when you were fixated on my dick. Now I see that you are fixated on others' dicks as well.

The fact that you expect to attract women when you exhibit namecalling childishness boggles me. Especially when you complain about prospective women not showing adequate maturity for you.

cOULDNT OF SAID IT BETTER MYSELF

 

[useyou]

useyou, I remember when you were fixated on my dick. Now I see that you are fixated on others' dicks as well.

The fact that you expect to attract women when you exhibit namecalling childishness boggles me. Especially when you complain about prospective women not showing adequate maturity for you.

Interesting that you and niceguy are both trying to portray me as gay. Keep trying my kids, it's going nowhere.

BTW thanks to both of you for bumping my post, every time you do I get another private message or two from prospective women. Keep up the good work guys.

 

[useyou]

hum i am sure you know where that thread is, and if i was after a fat cock up my ass i would prefer to be talking to someone with a big fat cock, no offense against your little man.

Maybe its people like you who give Americans nice names, 'lit sheep' have you ever thought about why you get so much stick off people you daft cunt.

Wow wondering if i stutter, sorry to disappoint but i dont stutter and i have nothing against people who stutter... are you soo pitty that you pick on people who stutter?? or are you just asking out of interest because you stutter??


XXXXX you know you want it

You obviously did not get my stuttering comment about you. You need to reread your own posts and figure it out. Thanks for the entertainment, now you are really starting to look dumb.

 

[niceguy1011101]

bump !

hummm, i might be starting to look dumb but i knwo someone who already looks pretty stupid, and its not steven

 

[droid]

*bump*

picking my nose from under my bridge...
this thread is fucking fascinating

 

[DarkSteven]

Interesting that you and niceguy are both trying to portray me as gay. Keep trying my kids, it's going nowhere.

You keep hinting about my dick and his. What are we to think? No straight guy would have your dick fascination.

It's not us portraying you as gay. It's your own words.

 

[NightL]

Thread summary...

Quotes:

Women, if you are tired of your routine masturbating ways and are looking for new ideas then contact me. I will teach you unique ways to masturbate and bring excitement back into it.


3) Willing to share details of each assignment
4) Able to email often (preferably once a day)
5) Able to send a pictures of you (you face or clothed body)
(but only if) Requirements:
1) Over 25
2) Reasonably Fit

I also have experience in online masturbating

For the record I have past experience in devising unique and mind blowing orgasms for women. (devising a lot are we?)

and assume she must represent all women (and you do?)

see my example of women with a nice shapely healthy ass (which I happen to like). (that's right... back to the requested pictures)

that is a fucking mistake you fat whore (mistake? ...who is a mistake?)

I'm sure some freak there would want to masturbate you. (what freak gets to masturbate you? Oh - you)

I'm really surprised that the Lit sheep haven't gathered around and supported you. They love making themselves feel like they serve a purpose in life. (...and your penis... whoops purpose? Na... it is all about your penis... really... isn't it...?)

You are a joke, and not very bright. (I'll just leave that one alone)

I also appreciate the fact that women have been massaging me due to you. (get your attention where you can... but who is really doing the "massaging"?)

So go pull out your vibrator and get off, maybe then you won't be quite as frustrated. (probably the best advice you can ever give... Oh I get it now... that is your special secret... but you also want photos)

They have all been positive by the way. (who do you prefer... your left hand or your right hand? Both positive?)

If you read between the anger from the Lit sheep on my other threads you will see that. Surface readers never see this. ( "hey everybody... I am a wanker through and through... and you are all just little surface reading lit sheep")

You do serve a purpose after all. (but do you...? really...? Na... you just serve yourself... Right hand... then have a one night stand with your left hand... Ohhh exciting!!!)

When you stop speculating and actually do your due diligence you will learn things about me that would fucking knock your prissy little socks off. (oh that's right "So go pull out your vibrator and get off" then "send a pictures of you") ...did I read that right? "send a pictures of you"

The women that know me are laughing (yeah I cut that quote short... but hey...?)

Surface thinkers seem to come to that conclusion. More intelligent people tend to think, "hmm, who really is this guy and what is this guy really up to." (don't even need to be intelligent for that...)

Fool (...that was a quick and short quote)

They are insecure and basically don't do much besides hide behind their computer and make comments they wouldn't dare to make to mine or anyone else's face. (bah bah bah)

That's funny, because I was breaking your balls too. (Na... you would like to lick his balls, wouldn't you?)

So you may need to private message me. ("I dare you... p l e a s e") or is that "private massage me".

Go back to the corner and play with your little dick (Ah... experiencd)

Their targets include people like me who are independent thinkers (you are certainly on your own...)

BTW thanks to both of you for bumping my post, every time you do I get another private message or two from prospective women. (or prospective penises)

Don't forget to wipe your screen down after reading this you naughty naughty boy... enough spanking?

 

[useyou]

NightL to pull segments from all my posts and comment on each one, I am flattered. You just confirmed how much you are intrigued by me. I wonder how long that took you, I'm guessing over an hour. So thank you for devoting that much time to me.

I do have to make a correction though (one of many errors you made...but I don't have all night), you mentioned that I want to see pictures of the women and implied (or said..I don't feel like re-reading it) that I wank off to them. Since you have so much time, why don't you re-read my original and subsequent posts again. Hint, read the part about the pictures a few times and it might eventually sink in that I never said I will ask for nude pictures. But what fun is it if you don't put words in my mouth?

As for wanking, I wonder why you even read this thread, since you mentioned wanking so many times I have to wonder who the wanker really is. But analzying you is a time waster and I'm a busy man.

You spout off a bunch of shit in a desperate attempt to ruin my thread, but in reality it doesn't. In fact I just got another message from a women inquiring about masturbation techniques. That makes 12 from this thread alone. So thanks for the bump.

BTW you have no profile. You hiding something? I don't even know if you are male or female. Then again, maybe you don't know either. So what is the secret, why the one and two line responses in nearly all your posts and then you write a book on my thread?

Just what are you hiding? What are you ashamed of? Why are you so passive-aggressive? Just what issues do you have? Just how insecure are you? Maybe you have trouble finding anyone that gives a shit about you, so you come here trying to hurt others. Maybe you are just an ugly motherfucker and are mad at the world. Or maybe you are a total and complete failure in life. Probably all of the above.

Okay scumbag...fire away. Don't forget to put aside at least 2 hours for me.

 

[NightL]

I was drunk last night and having fun... you bore me today... way too predictable... what I don't understand is why you don't post in the general board... you would get a lot more of what obviously seem to crave...

 

[NoMansToy]

I would like to respectfully ask everyone to stop picking on poor “useyou”. After a few riveting emails and PM's I have ass-ertained (yes that was on purpose) that this person is not only mentally inadequate but also senile, delusional, and weak. This person is looking for the very weakest of woman. Why you ask? Because he has an inferiority complex, it makes him feel better to know there are others in this world weaker then he is. The problem is... there isn't. This person's M.O.? To ask questions then insult your answers, answers that are simple truth. This person is very obviously inexperienced in the world of BDSM (as he asked how I can be whipped with out being tied up... really?). This person claims he is 50 years old, yet acts like a 12 year old with his pitiful insults and laughable assumptions about others. He claims he “can read people very well because that's what he does for a living” yet he admitted to me he works for a packaging company... evidently making sure my Amazon orders arrive in one piece requires good “people reading” skills. So all you “lit sheep” (btw I think according to Mr. useyou “lit sheep” = people who see though his lies and general B.S.) Be nice, we so very odviously are dealing with a sociopath here.

This is what he just said to NightL

"Just what are you hiding? What are you ashamed of? Why are you so passive-aggressive? Just what issues do you have? Just how insecure are you? Maybe you have trouble finding anyone that gives a shit about you, so you come here trying to hurt others. Maybe you are just an ugly motherfucker and are mad at the world. Or maybe you are a total and complete failure in life. Probably all of the above."

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If you read this entire thread you will note that I have said something similar to "useyou" when I first posted (however much more creative). He proceeded to bash me for making assumptions about who he is... Is this not what you just did to NightL? So, it is ok for you to insult other's character, but when someone else suggests you, Sir, are a loser you throw a temper tantrum. I truely hope at the ripe old age of 50 you can still "grow up" and consider your faults and failures... you have many.

And note - It took me all of 7 minutes to post this, and no, it was not too much time to waste on you as I really think it is importent that you be held accountable for your sorry, sad and frankly stupid ways.

 

[useyou]

I would like to respectfully ask everyone to stop picking on poor “useyou”. After a few riveting emails and PM's I have ass-ertained (yes that was on purpose) that this person is not only mentally inadequate but also senile, delusional, and weak. This person is looking for the very weakest of woman. Why you ask? Because he has an inferiority complex, it makes him feel better to know there are others in this world weaker then he is. The problem is... there isn't. This person's M.O.? To ask questions then insult your answers, answers that are simple truth. This person is very obviously inexperienced in the world of BDSM (as he asked how I can be whipped with out being tied up... really?). This person claims he is 50 years old, yet acts like a 12 year old with his pitiful insults and laughable assumptions about others. He claims he “can read people very well because that's what he does for a living” yet he admitted to me he works for a packaging company... evidently making sure my Amazon orders arrive in one piece requires good “people reading” skills. So all you “lit sheep” (btw I think according to Mr. useyou “lit sheep” = people who see though his lies and general B.S.) Be nice, we so very odviously are dealing with a sociopath here.

This is what he just said to NightL

"Just what are you hiding? What are you ashamed of? Why are you so passive-aggressive? Just what issues do you have? Just how insecure are you? Maybe you have trouble finding anyone that gives a shit about you, so you come here trying to hurt others. Maybe you are just an ugly motherfucker and are mad at the world. Or maybe you are a total and complete failure in life. Probably all of the above."

.
If you read this entire thread you will note that I have said something similar to "useyou" when I first posted (however much more creative). He proceeded to bash me for making assumptions about who he is... Is this not what you just did to NightL? So, it is ok for you to insult other's character, but when someone else suggests you, Sir, are a loser you throw a temper tantrum. I truely hope at the ripe old age of 50 you can still "grow up" and consider your faults and failures... you have many.

And note - It took me all of 7 minutes to post this, and no, it was not too much time to waste on you as I really think it is importent that you be held accountable for your sorry, sad and frankly stupid ways.

Wow I didn't realize that when I rejected you it would hurt so much. My apologizes as I didn't mean to cause you to have such a vengence. I know I can be blunt at times, but in the future I will make sure I let the women down a little easier. Sorry for offending you so much. I hope you understand that when the nexy guy rejects you you don't take it to heart.

 

[useyou]

I was drunk last night and having fun... you bore me today... way too predictable... what I don't understand is why you don't post in the general board... you would get a lot more of what obviously seem to crave...

So when you get drunk you spend hours on Lit and bad mouth people you don't know. Sounds like you are one lonely bitch. How sad.

 

[NoMansToy]

Wow I didn't realize that when I rejected you it would hurt so much. My apologizes as I didn't mean to cause you to have such a vengence. I know I can be blunt at times, but in the future I will make sure I let the women down a little easier. Sorry for offending you so much. I hope you understand that when the nexy guy rejects you you don't take it to heart.

*Busts out laughing* Yea ok... what ever you have to say to make yourself feel better dude.

 

[NightL]

Oh I appologise... let me take my comments out...

Oh I appologise... let me take my comments out... Did I hurt "Dominant male who is experienced and intelligent."

Women, if you are tired of your routine masturbating ways and are looking for new ideas then contact me. I will teach you unique ways to masturbate and bring excitement back into it.


3) Willing to share details of each assignment
4) Able to email often (preferably once a day)
5) Able to send a pictures of you (you face or clothed body)
1) Over 25
2) Reasonably Fit

I also have experience in online masturbating

For the record I have past experience in devising unique and mind blowing orgasms for women.

and assume she must represent all women

see my example of women with a nice shapely healthy ass (which I happen to like).

that is a fucking mistake you fat whore

I'm sure some freak there would want to masturbate you.

I'm really surprised that the Lit sheep haven't gathered around and supported you. They love making themselves feel like they serve a purpose in life

You are a joke, and not very bright.

I also appreciate the fact that women have been massaging me due to you.

So go pull out your vibrator and get off, maybe then you won't be quite as frustrated.

They have all been positive by the way.

If you read between the anger from the Lit sheep on my other threads you will see that. Surface readers never see this.

You do serve a purpose after all.

When you stop speculating and actually do your due diligence you will learn things about me that would fucking knock your prissy little socks off.

The women that know me are laughing

Surface thinkers seem to come to that conclusion. More intelligent people tend to think, "hmm, who really is this guy and what is this guy really up to."

Fool

They are insecure and basically don't do much besides hide behind their computer and make comments they wouldn't dare to make to mine or anyone else's face.

That's funny, because I was breaking your balls too.

So you may need to private message me.

Go back to the corner and play with your little dick

Their targets include people like me who are independent thinkers

BTW thanks to both of you for bumping my post, every time you do I get another private message or two from prospective women.