The I am NOT Masturbating right now Thread

[IhateClowns]

I just wanted everyone to know that although I do masturbate I am not masturbating in private, in public, with people watching, without people watching, with my right hand, with my left hand, a bunch of times already today, in a weird place, with the lights on, with the lights off, on yahoo, through PM, or on cam, in my car, in my bed, or on the couch.

I am not masturbating right now.

Anyone else not masturbating at this very moment?

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

As of right now no I am not.

 

[prettykitty101]

I'm not...both hands on the keyboard!

 

[Tiarra]

I just wanted everyone to know that although I do masturbate I am not masturbating in private, in public, with people watching, without people watching, with my right hand, with my left hand, a bunch of times already today, in a weird place, with the lights on, with the lights off, on yahoo, through PM, or on cam.

I am not masturbating right now.

Anyone else not masturbating at this very moment?

*raises her hand*

I've heard doing that can make one go blind!

And, then - I'd nevah, evah be able to watch You with Your right hand, or Your left, in a weird place, with the lights off, or read Your messages on Yahoo, or Your PM's.

And, that'd just be sad.

 

[Kinkichoo]

No, I am not either *sigh*

 

[IhateClowns]

It is 8:36 and I am not masturbating

 

[prettykitty101]

Still abstaining.....

 

[*Twisted*]

Still abstaining.....

spanks Kitty in an effort to get her to give up abstaining

 

[canman79]

posting here as proof of my self controll

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Nope, and I do not plan on masturbating this weekend either.......

 

[nbghyt56]

i'm watching political porn. no masturbation for me yet today!

 

[Rosemaryythyme]

posting here as proof of my self controll

Whatta man


I'm not doing anything of that nature at the moment

 

[IhateClowns]

My left nut itched a second ago. I pinched it between my thumb and forefinger and rolled it just a bit. That's as far as I have gotten.

 

[nbghyt56]

My left nut itched a second ago. I pinched it between my thumb and forefinger and rolled it just a bit. That's as far as I have gotten.

and now we all know where your hands have been.

 

[Rosemaryythyme]

My left nut itched a second ago. I pinched it between my thumb and forefinger and rolled it just a bit. That's as far as I have gotten.

your so daring and brave *swoons*

 

[shadysmurfette]

Walks in....
Looks around....
Goes to my hammock, puts on my shades and people watch....I might get inspired

 

[prettykitty101]

My left nut itched a second ago. I pinched it between my thumb and forefinger and rolled it just a bit. That's as far as I have gotten.

If you did it more than 10 seconds, it counts as playing!

 

[Kinkichoo]

My left nut itched a second ago. I pinched it between my thumb and forefinger and rolled it just a bit. That's as far as I have gotten.

LMAO!!!! need some help?

 

[canman79]

remember if you shake it more than once......................

 

[Apryl]

nope ..not right now i am not

 

[LuvStrange69]

Walks in....
Looks around....
Goes to my hammock, puts on my shades and people watch....I might get inspired

I was kind of tired, but may have just become "inspired"

 

[Esantia]

I actually haven't since the 30th...

 

[IhateClowns]

If you did it more than 10 seconds, it counts as playing!

LMAO!!!! need some help?

It was 9.5 seconds. I did groan a little but I think I am safe. I appreciate the offer of help. I think I may have gotten itch elbow on that one. May need to go ice it down a bit. If I get another itch I will let you know.

 

[teknight]

ICT...this is the wrong thread for a confession.
I am not choking the chicken right now. Nor spanking the monkey...of course, if I were, I couldn't post on this site- beastiality's off limits, and what not.

Which makes me wonder: can I say I was fucking someone who was horsefaced doggystyle?
*goes off to ponder...and not jack off*

 

[Crescent_Kit]

I'm not...both hands on the keyboard!

What a waste xD