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JennyNo1

JennyNo1

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I've been noticing lately how many of the most awesome women of Lit are Texas women. And I think we deserve to have our own little place here where we can get together, kick back and be our most amazing selves. So I'm opening the Ice House, one of those quintessential little dives with the rollup doors to let in as much of the fabulous Texas weather as possible - where the beer is always cold, the company is always great, and the big screen tv is always on. I hope all of you Texas girls, and friends of Texas girls, will feel at home here and that all of you guys who realize how totally "fuckawesome" we are (in the words of one of our number!) will choose to hang out with us.
So, with that, I now pronounce the Texas Ladies Ice House open for business! First round of Lone Star is on the house!
:rose:
 
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Hmm, seems I forgot I can't serve liquor in Texas 'til noon. So, NOW, we're open.
Let's see.....free beer, game on TV, and I've just gone and put on a lowcut white T-shirt & spritzed it with water.....what else can we do to get folks in here? Free peanuts at the bar......oh, jalapeno poppers, that should spice things up.
So, who around here is going to be glued to the TV while the Rangers play in the WS???
 
JennyNo1 said:
Hmm, seems I forgot I can't serve liquor in Texas 'til noon. So, NOW, we're open.
Let's see.....free beer, game on TV, and I've just gone and put on a lowcut white T-shirt & spritzed it with water.....what else can we do to get folks in here? Free peanuts at the bar......oh, jalapeno poppers, that should spice things up.
So, who around here is going to be glued to the TV while the Rangers play in the WS???
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Hey, I'm not a Texas lady, but I lived there once upon a time and I have lots of Texas friends. Nice place you have here, all that is missing is some hotwings and some music!! Hope you all have a great one. MUAH to all you lovely Texas ladies.
 
Thanks for stopping by Kuvi! I hope you're having a good day today! And yes, the hotwings are just coming out of the oven. And Pat Green's playing right now. Can I get you a beer?
 
Hi Jenny! Nice place you have here! Mind if I join you?

Just wanted to say I was in Illinois yesterday, and they made fun of my accent and that I say y'all. Yankees!!!grrr....
 
Hello Jenny...

oh you will get 'em in here with that wet t-shirt girl! Just wait.. like bees to honey... ;)

I don't drink beer but certainly a Texas Ice House offers a large glass of iced tea? and what game we watching today?

Tell me what you got planned for the World Series.. cause girl.. I will be parked right over here!
 
Fuckawesome, eh? :D Howdy ladies! I would be stoked if I can come to the icehouse, kick my feet up and ocassionally grab a round for my fellow Texan beauties! Mwah!
 
Hey girls!Come on in! Yes, we absolutely have iced tea here! Or maybe a margarita or some sangria? We can watch whatever game you like - well, me being a Houston girl, I'm not watching the Titans, but anyting else.
Haven't made the plans yet for the Series, but it'll definitely be a great time. Any ideas?
 
Corbal said:
Bullshit! We're legally wed! You belong to Me and I live in Texas!

Hey Ghostbusters!
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*furiously packing her shit so she can move to Texas* Can I borrow your shorts when I get there? My wardrobe seems to be overstocked with warm clothes! Fuck it! I won't need clothes, will I :devil:
 
DayMaker said:
*furiously packing her shit so she can move to Texas* Can I borrow your shorts when I get there? My wardrobe seems to be overstocked with warm clothes! Fuck it! I won't need clothes, will I :devil:
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no, you wont
 
oops.. no Titans, eh? *clicks through the channels looking for another game*
 
Corbal said:
Fuckawesome, eh? :D Howdy ladies! I would be stoked if I can come to the icehouse, kick my feet up and ocassionally grab a round for my fellow Texan beauties! Mwah!
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Yeah, that was a special reference just for you, and 'cause I love that word!

Grifters said:
Texas women? Where?
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Right here, darlin'.......I built it so they would come.

DayMaker said:
*furiously packing her shit so she can move to Texas* Can I borrow your shorts when I get there? My wardrobe seems to be overstocked with warm clothes! Fuck it! I won't need clothes, will I :devil:
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Did I mention this is a clothing optional place?
 
I am soooooooo a Texas girl, grew up in the flat lands of West Texas, now ping ponging between Funky Town and Austin where I learned about Bad Boys and Patron, hope the Ice House has a stock of both......lmao
 
Pinktacokitty said:
I am soooooooo a Texas girl, grew up in the flat lands of West Texas, now ping ponging between Funky Town and Austin where I learned about Bad Boys and Patron, hope the Ice House has a stock of both......lmao
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Really, PTK??? I lived 40 years of my life in those dusty flat lands! Where from? *pours you a shot of Patron & slides it down the bar to you*
 
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