The Authors' Hangout National Nude Day Support Thread

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[size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]

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LITEROTICA’S 2010 Nude Day Story Contest
SPECIAL AUTHOR AWARD

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[size=+2]theravenfox[/size]

Over the last five LITEROTICAN years not one Audio story has been entered in one of the sites special contests.

UNTIL THIS YEAR!

The Board of Directors felt that it was important to acknowledge this special achievement and have decided to award a special [size=+2]A.I.R. AWARD[/size] to theravvenfox for her two oralations.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Unfortunately this young goth beauty was kidnapped two days ago. All of us hope for the safe recovery of this talented woman. In fact, this morning, the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.), added $537 to the reward fund already set up by ScouriesWorld for information leading to the safe return of miss fox.​

The full slate of the NUDE DAY winners will be announced later this weekend.

posted by:
Gabrielle L.
President
Association of Independent Readers

 

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LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD

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The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) recently decided that it would be appropriate to honour one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Contests.

We have decided to call this new prize, one we believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honours the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.

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These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. Of course the selection of the first author to be so honoured with a MANU was easy! Who else but the woman who’s been FAVORITED by more than 2000 readers? Author of LITEROTICA’S “most favourite” story. 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB member. Contest winner! Who else but:

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sarahhhh

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First holder of the MANU!​

posted by:
Gabrielle L.
President
Association of Independent Readers

 

[glynndah]

Sure, all that and more! Haven't you heard? Jaymal and I have been declared favorites! With status like that, who needs to have votes, we're virtually a shoe-in for the big bucks, fame, fortune, and a movie deal!

I think I'm going to head off to write my acceptance speech.

Oooh! Who should play me in the movie?

 

[D_K_Moon]

Oooh! Who should play me in the movie?

Someone with grace, elegance, a flair for the dramatic. One who knows their way around, if you know what I mean. It could be tough casting you, we may have to ask you to play yourself. We'd give you top billing, of course. Your name in big, bright letters at the top of the showbill!

 

[Trudy_Antone]

Totally peeved with myself that I f*cked up getting my entry in! Oh well, there's always the next one. Best of luck everyone!

 

[TxRad]

Another Scouries Fantasy.

Since there is nothing called the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but the usual hot air.

 

[glynndah]

Someone with grace, elegance, a flair for the dramatic. One who knows there way around, if you know what I mean. It could be tough casting you, we may have to ask you to play yourself. We'd give you top billing, of course. Your name in big, bright letters at the top of the showbill!

It's a deal!

 

[D_K_Moon]

Another Scouries Fantasy.

Since there is nothing called the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but the usual hot air.

You're mistaken, TX. It's the A.1.R, the Association of 1 Reader.

 

[mia_erotica]

This is a situation for Jaymal...

Thanks, kind sir.

 

[D_K_Moon]

Thanks, kind sir.

Be careful, if you're seen associating with Jaymal, you too will branded as a conspirator, or even worse, a favorite!

 

[D_K_Moon]

It's a deal!

I was kinda hoping for Gary Cooper to play me, but . . .

 

[mia_erotica]

Crazed Jaymal Fan

Be careful, if you're seen associating with Jaymal, you too will branded as a conspirator, or even worse, a favorite!

I don't know what you're talking about.

Mia

 

[D_K_Moon]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Mia

D K and I are special, favoured and loved. The gods smile upon us and shower us with their bounty. We both have a free pass into Heaven.

No you both are simply RULE BREAKERS. Two low sorts who are quite willing to subvert the will of the voting public. Two who hold the reading public in disdain. Two yes-men who scurry around obeying everyy whim of tthe palace, unwilling to compete fairly.

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jrs esq.

 

[oggbashan]

You're mistaken, TX. It's the A.1.R, the Association of 1 Reader.

I thought it was A.I.R - Another Idiotic Ranter

Og

 

[kendo1]

I thought it was A.I.R - Another Idiotic Ranter

Og

You called?

Evening Og.

 

[oggbashan]

You called?

Evening Og.

Evening Kendo.

Sorry, you don't qualify. You make sense.

Og

 

[kendo1]

Evening Kendo.

Sorry, you don't qualify. You make sense.

Og

¿os ʇɐɥʇ sı

 

[oggbashan]

¿os ʇɐɥʇ sı

Yes, even upside down.

Stop pretending you are from the Antipodes.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Thanks for the suggestions about the next books I should use after my trawl through the murk of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book, but:

I won't be quoting Ayn Rand for Summer Lovin'.

Churchill might be a good source:

"Give us the tools and we shall finish the job."

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."

and especially:

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."

Og

 

[D_K_Moon]

I thought it was A.I.R - Another Idiotic Ranter

Og

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[scouries]

moonman “Association of 1 Reader”?

Oh in your case (and that jaymal guys) it could stand for ASSOCIATION of IDENTIFIERS of RULE-BREAKERS.

og I thought it was A.I.R - Another Idiotic Ranter

Og? Is this the kinda of thanks I get for reenergizing your thread. Talk about thank you! I brought you back from the brink for crying out loud.

BTW – Why don’t you give me a couple of weeks to rest up before you start another of these stupid threads…

[size=+2]OG’s NUDE DAY THREADS - Historical Figures[/size]

264 POSTS – 3,760 VIEWS – NUDE DAY 2008
285 POSTS – 4,322 VIEWS – NUDE DAY 2009
1669 POSTS – 17,988 VIEWS – NUDE DAY 2010

My numbers today: 50,994 VIEWS, 314 VOTES, 4.68 RATING

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james r scouries

 

[scouries]

and hey, lets not forget about these two criminals...

[SIZE=+2]D.K.MOON –Rule Breaker[/SIZE]

[Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason - disqualifies a submission from any and all contests…]

Daniella Defiled (stoty # 485163) by the author [SIZE=+2]Jaymal –Rule Breaker[/SIZE]


All submissions must be stand-alone stories created for this contest theme. We will not accept individual chapters of a larger work submitted separately. If you have a multi-chaptered contest-themed submission, please submit all chapters together as one story submission.

You know it might be a good idea if you two started using this product. Perhaps by the time the next contest starts the concept of fairness will have gotten through your thick skins.

http://product-image.tradeindia.com/00318161/b/0/Advanced-Fairness-Cream.jpg​

jrs esq

 

[glynndah]

I was kinda hoping for Gary Cooper to play me, but . . .

Hm. I could definitely see Gary Cooper, but that casting does present a bit of a problem.


Perhaps a zombie movie?

 

[theravenfox]

On this, the historic last day of voting for the Nude Day Contest...down to the wire...this one's for all the cookies!...

I've been shampooing my carpets

I just want to let everyone know that it has been an absolute pleasure and honor to participate in this contest with you. It's been fun and I have really enjoyed getting to know some of you better. Your stories made me laugh and/or turned me on. Over the course of this very thread, I felt like I became part of the AH. Good luck to all the entrants and I can't wait for the Summer Lovin' Contest (and thread.) See ya there!

 

[D_K_Moon]

Hm. I could definitely see Gary Cooper, but that casting does present a bit of a problem.


Perhaps a zombie movie?

Or, the magic of CGI