Damned camel toe jeans

[Honey123]

Ok..so the underwear I am wearing today give me a camel toe. When I looked at it in the mirror, I didn't think it was replusive..

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

At 5'6" and 130 pounds, I am not fat. Curvy, yes. But not fat. Nor are my ass, hips and thighs disproportionately curvy. So why did I spend two hours shopping for jeans today to find myself staring at camel toe each with each pair???

Fucking low rise jeans manufacturers - it's like they've never actually put their jeans on a real woman and know nothing about anatomy.

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carry on

That's very possible. Many designers ARE gay, after all.

 

[bashfull]

Ok..so the underwear I am wearing today give me a camel toe. When I looked at it in the mirror, I didn't think it was replusive..

Ooooo....inquiring minds want to see!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey123
Ok..so the underwear I am wearing today give me a camel toe. When I looked at it in the mirror, I didn't think it was replusive

Ooooo....inquiring minds want to see!

He's right, Honey. The obvious way to decide is to let all us slavering worshipers of feminine beauty (especially yours) see what it looks like.

 

[Pure]

honey, you're right; in fact, appealing; there are some very erotic 'camel toe' (clothed) photos on the net, e.g., invy29 at ratemycameltoe

http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php?itemid=67897

 

[SeaCat]

At 5'6" and 130 pounds, I am not fat. Curvy, yes. But not fat. Nor are my ass, hips and thighs disproportionately curvy. So why did I spend two hours shopping for jeans today to find myself staring at camel toe each with each pair???

Fucking low rise jeans manufacturers - it's like they've never actually put their jeans on a real woman and know nothing about anatomy.

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carry on

LOLOLOL
I just let my wife read this and she's shaking her head.
My wife stands 5'6" and weighs, as of today, 126 pounds. She thinks she needs a bit more meat on her bones. (I disagree.)

If anyone out there needs a visual of what 5'6" and 130 looks like, just find the thread with my wifes pics in it.

As for Camel Toes, well there's a time and a place for them as with everything else. (They are nice to look at I do admit.)

My normal clothes? Loose, I like to be able to move without pain.

Cat

 

[Xoticbunlvr]

The Camel's Toe is a bit of 80's nostalgia for some of us..

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And a cause for a warm, happy feeling for many others.

 

[Handley_Page]

And a cause for a warm, happy feeling for many others.

Especially those of us senior in years.

 

[rgraham666]

I miss Lady J. I wonder how she's doing?

 

[lisa123414]

Especially those of us senior in years.

NOT! I quit smoking two months ago, and am sad to say all my pants are becoming cameltoe -****shitfucksonofabitch****

it sucks incredibly and i need to increase my level of activity...phooey (i dont want to buy bigger clothes *sobs*)

 

[TE999]

Then there's the mega-chubby dudettes in sweat pants trundling along showing a 'moose knuckle', the 'camel toe's' scary older brother.

 

[stephen55]

$29.99....that's cheap!!!!

http://www.cameltoe-world.com/pictures/jeans/images/cameltoe_jeans_advertising.jpg


Only $29.99...humm...

Just be thankful they're not from Escada's couture line. They start at $7,500 and have no price cap.

 

[DeeZire]

Our Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords ran an ad in 2008 featuring her walking down a dirt road in worn blue jeans. When she stopped, widening her stance to talk to the camera, there it was, much like the picture above but even more obvious. (You know how blue jeans get after they've been washed 50 times - the worn parts turn sort of white. She does spend time riding horses, at least in her ads.) The ad only ran for a day and then it was replaced by a similar one, but without the Camel Toe footage. Obviously, she didn't notice it until someone brought it to her attention - or perhaps she did it on purpose to snag the pervert vote? I voted for her, so I guess it worked.

I searched YouTube but it wasn't there, although all her other TV spots were.

 

[stephen55]

It's been done before...and better...

The Camel's Toe is a bit of 80's nostalgia for some of us..

Here's what "1980's camel toes" were all about...

http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/images/2009/02/05/cameltoe70s_2.jpg

Now, those are Real camel toes...

 

[stephen55]

My kind of computer geeks...

But then, modern women don't have anything to be ashamed of in the camel toe department...

http://www.cameltoe.com/gallery/albums/1candid/tradesho.jpg

Ah, Miss..Miss...I think there's something wrong with my computer...yes...definitely something wrong...seriously wrong...why don't all of you come over and have a look...

 

[DeeZire]

OMG! Ten minutes after I post my Gabrielle Giffords story, there's a Gabrielle Giffords volunteer knocking at my door wanting me to sign her petition. Of course I signed it. It's important for us to support our female politicians who are brave enough to flaunt their C T's on TV.

 

[stephen55]

OMG! Ten minutes after I post my Gabrielle Giffords story, there's a Gabrielle Giffords volunteer knocking at my door wanting me to sign her petition. Of course I signed it. It's important for us to support our female politicians who are brave enough to flaunt their C T's on TV.

What was she wearing....?

 

[DeeZire]

What was she wearing....?

It was a college age guy, so I didn't notice.

 

[Xoticbunlvr]

NOT! I quit smoking two months ago, and am sad to say all my pants are becoming cameltoe -****shitfucksonofabitch****

it sucks incredibly and i need to increase my level of activity...phooey (i dont want to buy bigger clothes *sobs*)

I'd take your camel toe over your smoking any day! You have my full support

I also like that Jaclyn Smith CT, the one on the right must be Cheryl Ladd (she is showing the least of amount of CT). I don't recall the name of the one on the left.. We need Farrah though! Does someone have a Farrah CT photo they can post? Farrah, may she rest in peace, bless her little Charlie's Angel heart.

I see others remember THE decade of the Camel lol. I can close my eyes and still see those CTs in the high school halls and the shopping malls..

 

[Xoticbunlvr]

Our Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords ran an ad in 2008 featuring her walking down a dirt road in worn blue jeans. When she stopped, widening her stance to talk to the camera, there it was, much like the picture above but even more obvious. (You know how blue jeans get after they've been washed 50 times - the worn parts turn sort of white. She does spend time riding horses, at least in her ads.) The ad only ran for a day and then it was replaced by a similar one, but without the Camel Toe footage. Obviously, she didn't notice it until someone brought it to her attention - or perhaps she did it on purpose to snag the pervert vote? I voted for her, so I guess it worked.

I searched YouTube but it wasn't there, although all her other TV spots were.

AZ Congress woman in CT jeans! WOW! I must have missed that.. That sounds funny and awesome all at once

 

[LaRocha]

It's a cheat when a girl is wearing tight, low-rise jeans and you can't spot a hint of cam toe. Don't cheat men!

 

[LaRocha]

Here's what "1980's camel toes" were all about...

http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/images/2009/02/05/cameltoe70s_2.jpg

Now, those are Real camel toes...

I think those are optical illusion camel toes. 80s ladies wore thick cotton underwear, gross poly blends, protecting their lower lips from prying eyes.

 

[xssve]

Naturally, I love cameltoe on women, it's very Femmismo.

Cant' say I feel the same way about guys, the whole skinny spandex rockerstar thing is somewhat embarrassing - and then there's this guy:
http://www.swollenpickles.com/wp-content/uploads/elvis_toe.jpg

That's just wrong.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Naturally, I love cameltoe on women, it's very Femmismo.

Cant' say I feel the same way about guys, the whole skinny spandex rockerstar thing is somewhat embarrassing - and then there's this guy:
http://www.swollenpickles.com/wp-content/uploads/elvis_toe.jpg

That's just wrong.

I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed that your photo didn't come through . . .