Damned camel toe jeans
- Thread starter LadyJeanne
- Start date
G
Guest
Guest
dark-glasses said:
Bleah.
LadyJeanne
deluded
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2004
- Posts
- 5,885
loswabs said:
Ack! No! No! No! The only guys' bits I truly care to see are those that belong to my lover. And his, I get to see without the pants, so no need for highlighting them.
*shudder*
One of my friends and I went to a club years ago - the kind that has the black lighting so that everything that is white practically glows. There was a gentleman there wearing very, very tight fitting pants that somehow produced a 'platform' for his bits to bulge. The combination of the platform and the white stitching around the seams, with everything else dark, caused this wiered floating bulge effect as he danced...
G
Guest
Guest
................
Last edited by a moderator:
Evil Alpaca
Phat'n'Phluffy
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2004
- Posts
- 7,865
What's wrong with camel toes? A number of very good friends of mine would be hard pressed to walk without them.
LadyJeanne
deluded
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2004
- Posts
- 5,885
Evil Alpaca said:What's wrong with camel toes? A number of very good friends of mine would be hard pressed to walk without them.
Huckleman2000
It was something I ate.
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2004
- Posts
- 4,400
LadyJeanne said:Ack! No! No! No! The only guys' bits I truly care to see are those that belong to my lover. And his, I get to see without the pants, so no need for highlighting them.
*shudder*
One of my friends and I went to a club years ago - the kind that has the black lighting so that everything that is white practically glows. There was a gentleman there wearing very, very tight fitting pants that somehow produced a 'platform' for his bits to bulge. The combination of the platform and the white stitching around the seams, with everything else dark, caused this wiered floating bulge effect as he danced...
Yup. Camel toe in jeans just makes me think, "How the hell am I going to fill that?" It's not a reasoned response, I'll admit, and I like engorged pussy lips insofar as they indicate a certain investment in the sexual congress.
It's just not something I want to have top-of-mind when I 'm chatting with someone.
Honey123
creatively challenged....
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2003
- Posts
- 52,397
Last edited:
SwallowingSusan
Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2006
- Posts
- 74
I welcome camel toe sometimes. It's funny to see guys heads looking that far down, and not on my tits!
SwallowingSusan
Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2006
- Posts
- 74
If you really want to confuse a guy wear a low cut shirt AND camel toe...watch him go into convulsions!
BlackSnake
Anaconda
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2002
- Posts
- 9,196
LOL.... LadyJeanne, goodness this sound so tempting 
Tom Collins
Ho Ho Hic
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2005
- Posts
- 9,133
RAOTFLMFuckingAOLadyJeanne said:Ack! No! No! No! The only guys' bits I truly care to see are those that belong to my lover. And his, I get to see without the pants, so no need for highlighting them.
*shudder*
One of my friends and I went to a club years ago - the kind that has the black lighting so that everything that is white practically glows. There was a gentleman there wearing very, very tight fitting pants that somehow produced a 'platform' for his bits to bulge. The combination of the platform and the white stitching around the seams, with everything else dark, caused this wiered floating bulge effect as he danced...
I sooo got a visual on that!
Personally, the only thing I don't like about tight pants on a man is when the package isn't possitioned correctly. Some guys will let the seam seperate their boys. Camel toe on a guy is not sexy. Pick a side, man!loswabs said:
LadyJeanne
deluded
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2004
- Posts
- 5,885
Honey123 said:
LMAO!
I love how they have a Celebrity camel toe section...poor Britney!
Belegon
Still Kicking Around
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2003
- Posts
- 17,067
dark-glasses said:Belegon is much too gentlemanly *cof-bullshit-cof* to want to see one.
actually, while I do consider myself a gentleman...I don't mind seeing one. I just am willing to admit it is possible some jeans might look better without one...
...and I admit that if I'm staring at her jeans, it's probably from the back...
because:
1) I have a fondness for that particular view and
2) it would be so very un-gentlemanly to stare from the front
Boxlicker101
Licker of Boxes
- Joined
- Apr 5, 2003
- Posts
- 33,665
LadyJeanne said:LMAO!
I love how they have a Celebrity camel toe section...poor Britney!
What do you mean, "Poor Britney"? That's how she acheived fame and success.
G
Guest
Guest
.................
Last edited by a moderator:
G
Guest
Guest
..................
Last edited by a moderator:
G
Guest
Guest
...................
Last edited by a moderator:
G
Guest
Guest
....................
Last edited by a moderator:
G
Guest
Guest
.....................
Last edited by a moderator:
