Damned camel toe jeans

[rgraham666]

Er, um, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?


What can I say? I'm shy. Private showings only.

Do I need to take a number?

 

[LadyJeanne]

that's alright, mine too....

maybe we could arrange a joint exposition?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours, huh? Count me in!

 

[Belegon]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours, huh? Count me in!

*committing that to memory*

 

[LadyJeanne]

Do I need to take a number?

Line forms in the rear, um, at the rear...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Not goot ven pervy homeless guy is looking, no.

"Pardon me, can you spare a camel toe for a fella who's down on his luck?"

 

[Guest]

"Pardon me, can you spare a camel toe for a fella who's down on his luck?"

Aw, damn it!

Ice tea all over the 'puter screen.

 

[LadyJeanne]

"Pardon me, can you spare a camel toe for a fella who's down on his luck?"

*green tea spew*

 

[rgraham666]

Line forms in the rear, um, at the rear...

Now I'm showing something in my jeans.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Now I'm showing something in my jeans.

Did you spill some tea, too?

 

[rgraham666]

Did you spill some tea, too?

LOL

I said 'in' not 'on'.

 

[JamesSD]

At 5'6" and 130 pounds, I am not fat. Curvy, yes. But not fat. Nor are my ass, hips and thighs disproportionately curvy. So why did I spend two hours shopping for jeans today to find myself staring at camel toe each with each pair???

Fucking low rise jeans manufacturers - it's like they've never actually put their jeans on a real woman and know nothing about anatomy.

[/rant]

carry on

Low rise jeans... camel toes... sounds like they're designed by a guy like me.

(Also, 5'6", 130 pounds is slender.)

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Call me easy, but 5'6, 130 sounds PERFECT to me.

 

[human_male]

You've somehow got the strange notion into your head that cammel toes are bad things.

 

[imalickin]

You just may need one of these is all!

 

[woodnymph_O]

well i started this thread without knowing what camel toe is, aparently it is happening to me too (sigh) atleast now I know what to call it

 

[Boxlicker101]

At 5'6" and 130 pounds, I am not fat. Curvy, yes. But not fat. Nor are my ass, hips and thighs disproportionately curvy. So why did I spend two hours shopping for jeans today to find myself staring at camel toe each with each pair???

Fucking low rise jeans manufacturers - it's like they've never actually put their jeans on a real woman and know nothing about anatomy.

[/rant]

carry on

Possibly you were pulling the jeans up too tightly. They are intended to ride low on your hips, you know. It's also possible, even likely, that the designers figure women who want to wear low rise jeans are more daring than most, and will want to have another way to be daring.

At 5'6", you are definitely not fat.

 

[Guest]

Possibly you were pulling the jeans up too tightly. They are intended to ride low on your hips, you know. It's also possible, even likely, that the designers figure women who want to wear low rise jeans are more daring than most, and will want to have another way to be daring.

At 5'6", you are definitely not fat.

There really ought to be a different option than camel toe or plumber's ass crack.

Even though when the jeans gap a bit in the back and you can catch a glimpse of the thong beneath . . .

 

[Boxlicker101]

There really ought to be a different option than camel toe or plumber's ass crack.

Even though when the jeans gap a bit in the back and you can catch a glimpse of the thong beneath . . .

There is a different option: High rise jeans.

 

[logophile]

http://e-wok.com.au/e-Spam/e-Spam.php?intSpamID=211

Same site.
Different image.
Much different.
You've been warned.

 

[JamesSD]

There is a different option: High rise jeans.

They don't really sell these right now.

Mid-rise jeans are a good compromise. I really don't want to see a return to the 90s when jean waists went up to bellybuttons.

 

[Pure]

Lyrics of an actual song

Cameltoe
(M.Goias, K. Grady)

Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic
That really ain't fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts
Were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A Cameltoe
Umm Hmm
That's right
Uh Huh
Oh No
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

Girl that's gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl?
Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion
And attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see
Are the ones that sing
In public putting on
An X rated show
Grossing people out
With your Cameltoe
Repeat Chorus

First day of spring and by the looks of things
These girls done forgot how to dress
A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every crannie and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area that's pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep
Watch out for the Cameltoe.
Repeat Chorus

 

[cloudy]

They don't really sell these right now.

Mid-rise jeans are a good compromise. I really don't want to see a return to the 90s when jean waists went up to bellybuttons.

No, they don't sell them, thank goodness.

I don't want to see a return to them, either. They'd be hell on the belly button piercing. Ouch!

 

[impressive]

http://e-wok.com.au/e-Spam/e-Spam.php?intSpamID=211

Same site.
Different image.
Much different.
You've been warned.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Sorry I never got past " 5'6" 130 lbs and low rise jeans" My mind kind of wandered after that.

What was the problem?