Damned camel toe jeans

Here is a trick I learned...well two tricks.

1. When you wear jeans that ride up your crotch you do what men do, to give their "sack" a bit of room.....stretch the crotch out. When you put your jeans on, just use your fist and stretch that area ~ most of the times it works; or

2. You could wear a lite days pantyliner...it does help.


I have also noticed that if you do not wear stretch jeans you won't get a camel toe. Try to find a well fitting pair of low-rise jeans that is only 10-20% stretch ~ my favorite pair is by Refugee...and just recently bought a pair by American Rag.
 
The last few exchanges remind me of a conversation I had with BP420 about a shirt I bought for her...

She changed into it at Buffalo Exchange, where we bought it. She did not have a bra on, so... :D

she made a remark along the line that she liked it but it would look better with a bra...I had the typical male response, looking at her chest and saying there was no possible way....(Nipplage! love it!)

so when we got back to her house she proved it to me...she was right. one of the few positives in my personality, I can admit to being wrong...

that as an example of why I side with Honey here...'course I'm always wanting to see under the jeans but....
 
dark-glasses said:
i had no name for it...much like the name of God..so glorious it could not be spoken of or named. :cool:

<chuckles> Made I larf.

The Earl
 
dark-glasses said:
i had no name for it...much like the name of God..so glorious it could not be spoken of or named. :cool:


But what does a guy think of when he sees that?

When I see it, I think..OMG, doesn't that hurt????!?!?!
 
Honey123 said:
Here is a trick I learned...well two tricks.

1. When you wear jeans that ride up your crotch you do what men do, to give their "sack" a bit of room.....stretch the crotch out. When you put your jeans on, just use your fist and stretch that area ~ most of the times it works; or

2. You could wear a lite days pantyliner...it does help.


I have also noticed that if you do not wear stretch jeans you won't get a camel toe. Try to find a well fitting pair of low-rise jeans that is only 10-20% stretch ~ my favorite pair is by Refugee...and just recently bought a pair by American Rag.


Thanks, Honey!

And d-g, yes, having a seam riding your crotch all day does hurt those soft, sensitive little places...

I wear jeans for comfort, not to titillate. If I want to attract attention, I go with skirts that show off my legs and lower-cut tops, or maybe an extra button unbuttoned on the blouse.

Camel toe is not the kind of attention I want! When I see that on someone, I think, gee, get bigger pants. (and I would do that too, but then they're too big. why can't they just fit?)
 
or get an infection....

I used to hear that camel toes caused yeast infections...
 
Tom Collins said:
:catroar: I second that motion and move for a vote from the floor! :heart: *throb* :heart:

ROFL! Honestly, I had no idea guys were such big fans of the toe (with the exception of Yui camel toe panties - that's different!).
 
LadyJeanne said:
ROFL! Honestly, I had no idea guys were such big fans of the toe (with the exception of Yui camel toe panties - that's different!).
They look plump and yummy, like a fruit needing to be peeled. :devil:
 
dark-glasses said:
r-i-g-h-t
:rolleyes:

might not look "sophisticated"
might not look "proper"
might not look "demure"


always looks "right"!

except on those pics of Fat Elvis Impersonator that someone is bound to post.


Shut your mouth, you.

You don't want to see that horror again, do you?

:D
 
i like camel toe.

it needs to be cooked a long time though or it's really tough.
 
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