Dirty thoughts and inappropriate fantasies.

[sweetnpetite]

Post a most inappropriate thought or filthy fantasy.

Mine:

Being fucked by 57 hot guys and having them cum all over my body. Then having 12 sexy women lick all the hot jizz from my body and then lick and suck me to orgasm until I collapse from exhaustion and having the whole thing photographed... then having the photos blown up and displayed like an art gallery where I am whored out and humiliated while on a collar and leash to a room full of masked strangers.

 

[ownedsubgal]

why those specific numbers (57 men, 12 women)??

 

[sweetnpetite]

why those specific numbers (57 men, 12 women)??

I have no idea... should I remove the numbers are they distracting?

 

[flasubm]

I'm just a couple minutes from going to the bedroom for selfbondage and vibrator fun, Wish I had a laptop so I could take one you with me and show off for you.

 

[JMaxwell69]

I have no idea... should I remove the numbers are they distracting?

Not distracting, but the presumption is that you have calculated the exact number of men required to cover you in jizz to your satisfaction. (Presuming some average distribution of ejaculate.)

That seems a little anal - and not in the best way.

12 could be jury members? What else comes in 12s?

 

[sweetnpetite]

Not distracting, but the presumption is that you have calculated the exact number of men required to cover you in jizz. (Presuming some average distribution of ejaculate.)

That seems a little anal - and not in the best way.

12 could be jury members?

No, it just seemed like a lot.

 

[JMaxwell69]

No, it just seemed like a lot.

I see. It's like Heinz Ketchup with 57 varieties of tomatoes, but with spunk instead.

 

[JMaxwell69]

Sorry. I missed the point of the thread. (Maybe the numbers were distracting.)

With respect to fantasies:

You know those guys who dream about other men fucking their wives?

Well I fantasize about fucking their wives. Preferably, while they watch.

 

[BadGirlsRule]

You know those guys who dream about other men fucking their wives?

Well I fantasize about fucking their wives. Preferably, while they watch.

My Man loves to watch me fuck other men. He arranges fun things for me often. I'm a lucky, lucky girl.

To the OP, my dirty thoughts of the day are actually a replay of last night. So not quite as extreme as yours but I'm remembering it fondly! After leaving the strip club, me and my Man went to the adult bookstore and invited a man (who was, I think, even more submissive than me!!) into the booth with us. I had this particular dirty, nasty experience for the first time ever! Just when I think I've seen and done it all, He shows me more...I think I'm in love.

 

[Primalex]

Damned, too late...

 

[SirLeo]

Post a most inappropriate thought or filthy fantasy.

Mine:

Being fucked by 57 hot guys and having them cum all over my body. Then having 12 sexy women lick all the hot jizz from my body and then lick and suck me to orgasm until I collapse from exhaustion and having the whole thing photographed... then having the photos blown up and displayed like an art gallery where I am whored out and humiliated while on a collar and leash to a room full of masked strangers.

That would be one exquisite piece of performance art! might have trouble finding a gallery willing to accept it. PLaying out the scene, I for one would like to be the first to have at your ass, I much prefer participation to voyourism!

 

[Netzach]

Now I'm just imagining collecting 57 different guys' ejaculate and dumping the mother lode of loads all over some unfortunate schmuck who kind of love/hates that kind of thing.


Then making him take that suit to the cleaner's in person while I watch that little event.

 

[where]

12 could be jury members? What else comes in 12s?

eggs?

 

[JMaxwell69]

eggs?

True, but I hear eggs are not very good at performing oral sex.

Maybe two competing women's volleyball teams (not beach but standard) would be more appropriate (aren't they 6 each?)

Then you could have a competitive element as well.

 

[where]

True, but I hear eggs are not very good at performing oral sex.

Maybe two competing women's volleyball teams (not beach but standard) would be more appropriate (aren't they 6 each?)

Then you could have a competitive element as well.

you could use hard-boiled eggs in some way....

 

[JMaxwell69]

you could use hard-boiled eggs in some way....

Do they have enough structural integrity? (I assume we are thinking of the same use.)

I'm always learning new things on the Lit Boards.

 

[celticsunspiral]

12 could be jury members? What else comes in 12s?

A dozen Doughnuts. They have holes. lol

 

[george51]

I have no idea... should I remove the numbers are they distracting?

Your avatar is distracting. In a good way of course.

 

[shanesinforit]

both of us!

I'd get off on setting up a break in where we are both tied up and fucked without concent.
I have to watch her be fucked be a number of guys as she is tied spread eagle and blind folded and made to take it in every hole and swallow their loads and have it leak from her used cunt.
While she is blind folded thinking i"m still tied up, I'm untied and able to suck them all off and taste her used cunt and fuck her also so she is under the impression it is a stranger.
I want to fuck her last so i can feel her cunt full with many loads and have it pour out as i slam her.
When finished they pretend to untie me and I unite her as they escape.
I cuddle her and tell her how much i love her and not to worry................
She is one hot chick!

 

[TypicalDeviant]

Hm... a current one has been to have sex with my fiancee in the same room as some friends of ours from college (husband and wife). They'd watch us, we'd watch them, and so on, then the girls would clean each other up at the end.

On the subject of fucking another man's wife, I've had a fantasy about doing that too, especially if she's a woman who likes to feel like a whore or slut, and he likes that too. I'd do my best to make them regret that decision.

Lastly, sweetnpetite, you have 56 guys to go...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I want to sit in a comfortable museum display, behind glass, in an overstuffed leather chair, wearing a suit and reading a good book. I want a devoted blowjob while curious museum-goers file past, watch and read the descriptive plaque:

Inservio Fellare

Feeding times: Continuous

(Do not tap on glass)

 

[george51]

I know its basic, but I want a blowjob in an adult theatre. Or a car. Or somewhere public, where I have to keep looking around to see if anyone is coming...

Again...

 

[celticsunspiral]

Hmm, this isn't my most inappropriate fantasy but it is one I have had for a while.

While sitting in a movie theatre he plays and teases me till I almost cum, then he will push me to my knees to service his cock till he cumms in my mouth and I swallow it all down.

 

[LincWolves]

Have a woman stand over me and pee so I can watch real close

 

[SirLeo]

I posted this on another thread, realized it would better fit here...

Ms. Sarah Palin, on her knees, hands tied behind her back, 6 guys 2 girls, Ms. P is made to suck or lick each of the guys, every other guy cums in one of the girls' pussy or ass, Ms. P is made to eat each creampie. While all this is going on the guys alternate fucking Ms. P's ass and pussy. My bet is that by the 2nd BJ and fucking she is begging to be my fulltime slut.....