The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and Molly grabs it first.


I put in a stuffed Pike

Oh, that's good! I need some brain food. Thanks!

I put in some raw oysters for you.

 

[Austin8]

Oh, that's good! I need some brain food. Thanks!

I put in some raw oysters for you.

and something begins to expand like the sea

I put in a glimpse at the future

 

[Handley_Page]

and something begins to expand like the sea

I put in a glimpse at the future

And it's covered by Solar panels, huge wind turbines and wave machines; all generating electricity, as oild sinks to a very low price (ha ha ha)


I put in a pint of Brent Crude.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And it's covered by Solar panels, huge wind turbines and wave machines; all generating electricity, as oild sinks to a very low price (ha ha ha)


I put in a pint of Brent Crude.

and, a pint's a pound the world around.

I put in a globe.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, a pint's a pound the world around.

I put in a globe.

and pretty lights show where you are.

I put in a dozen satellites

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and pretty lights show where you are.

I put in a dozen satellites

and communications get very confused.

I put in a wireless router...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and communications get very confused.

I put in a wireless router...

And it connects you to me, inspirational don't you think?

I put in a favorites list with a link to you..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And it connects you to me, inspirational don't you think?

I put in a favorites list with a link to you..

and my heart skips a beat (or two) when I open the link.

I put in the hope of a tale shared with Cherry...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and my heart skips a beat (or two) when I open the link.

I put in the hope of a tale shared with Cherry...

and, it looks like you can keep hoping and not get near the cherry.

I put in a wagging tale.

 

[Austin8]

and, it looks like you can keep hoping and not get near the cherry.

I put in a wagging tale.

and you get an earful of wagging tongue

I put in a earth day surprise

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get an earful of wagging tongue

I put in a earth day surprise

and get hit by a load of flying neutrons.

I put in a pair of headphones

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and get hit by a load of flying neutrons.

I put in a pair of headphones

and discover that the recording is monaural.

I put in forty joules of dark energy...

 

[Austin8]

and discover that the recording is monaural.

I put in forty joules of dark energy...

and it's marketed as a Ulta High Energy Super Drink, available in our vending machine.
Look for, Tio's Dark Energy in a black and gold can!

I put in a vee dub insignia

 

[Noor]

and it's marketed as a Ulta High Energy Super Drink, available in our vending machine.
Look for, Tio's Dark Energy in a black and gold can!

I put in a vee dub insignia

and you get a Hello Kitty hair pin

I put in a mermaid

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a Hello Kitty hair pin

I put in a mermaid

and an invitation to swim (no chance)

I put in a bucket of Dark Matter

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and an invitation to swim (no chance)

I put in a bucket of Dark Matter

and it gets kicked a mile wide since no one can see it.

I put in a lonely kelpie...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and it gets kicked a mile wide since no one can see it.

I put in a lonely kelpie...

and it looks so sad I think of a remedy.

I put in another kelpie since it takes two to tango.

morning Tio

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it looks so sad I think of a remedy.

I put in another kelpie since it takes two to tango.

morning Tio

and they both slip out of their skins for a bit of naked partying.

I put in a hot tub overlooking the bay...

Good afternoon, Cherry, and we keep missing each other, passing like ships in the day...maybe we should try the night?

 

[Handley_Page]

and they both slip out of their skins for a bit of naked partying.

I put in a hot tub overlooking the bay...

and the sun keeps the water nicely warm.

I put in a female Royal Python.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the sun keeps the water nicely warm.

I put in a female Royal Python.

and she foretells your future.

I put in a pythoness...

 

[Handley_Page]

and she foretells your future.

I put in a pythoness...

who's sinuous movements about you are very distracting.


I put in a day trip to Delphi

 

[Tio_Narratore]

who's sinuous movements about you are very distracting.


I put in a day trip to Delphi

and are overcome by the vapours.

I put in some interesting predictions about dragons and earthquakes...

 

[Tonguemeister]

and are overcome by the vapours.

I put in some interesting predictions about dragons and earthquakes...

and the Mayans got it wrong ...

I put in a perfect cross for Rooney

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the Mayans got it wrong ...

I put in a perfect cross for Rooney

and he's taken by the Knights Templar.

I put in the underpainting for a medieval Pieta...

 

[Handley_Page]

and he's taken by the Knights Templar.

I put in the underpainting for a medieval Pieta...

and the maiden blushes with suitable shyness.


I put in a small coven