The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and we hope the rain stops so we don't have to worry about it.

I put in a Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey good bye..

(cellphones dying ttys lol )

and the sing a long ends, not a minute to soon

i but in zom singing Barbie Girl, he he he

 

[Zom_Dom]

And Austin ends up singing backup ("Come on Barbie, let's go party!") until the next song on the play list comes up, and Austin begins a very stirring rendition of "It's Rainin' Men"

I put in a round of applause for the bold choice

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And Austin ends up singing backup ("Come on Barbie, let's go party!") until the next song on the play list comes up, and Austin begins a very stirring rendition of "It's Rainin' Men"

I put in a round of applause for the bold choice

And, Barbie can't carry a tune, but she can carry a tray full of martinis

I put in an olive.

 

[Zom_Dom]

And, Barbie can't carry a tune, but she can carry a tray full of martinis

I put in an olive.

And you get a nice dirty martini and a bowl full of bar nuts on the side.

I put in a big tip so Barbie can take afford a few singing lessons before her next turn on stage

 

[Austin8]

And Austin ends up singing backup ("Come on Barbie, let's go party!") until the next song on the play list comes up, and Austin begins a very stirring rendition of "It's Rainin' Men"

I put in a round of applause for the bold choice

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

I put in a big bow and a turkey fryer

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And you get a nice dirty martini and a bowl full of bar nuts on the side.

I put in a big tip so Barbie can take afford a few singing lessons before her next turn on stage

And, the big tip gets shoved you know where. Thanks.

I put in an extra helping of ice cubes.
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And, from the big bow, comes a little arrow and the gets the turkey right between his eyes.

I put in night goggles.

 

[Zom_Dom]

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

I put in a big bow and a turkey fryer

And, the big tip gets shoved you know where. Thanks.

I put in an extra helping of ice cubes.
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And, from the big bow, comes a little arrow and the gets the turkey right between his eyes.

I put in night goggles.

Austin, that was fantastic!

And the ice cubes melt and evaporate in the light coming from Barbie's smile, which is so bright it begins to outshine the stage lights, which are then cut, forcing everyone to wear the night vision goggles in order to make their way between the tables.

I put in a bottle of scotch and some salted pretzels.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

Austin, that was fantastic!

And the ice cubes melt and evaporate in the light coming from Barbie's smile, which is so bright it begins to outshine the stage lights, which are then cut, forcing everyone to wear the night vision goggles in order to make their way between the tables.

I put in a bottle of scotch and some salted pretzels.

and a friend pulls up a chair helps herself.

I put in a hand clap for Austins Raining Men rendition...lol

 

[Handley_Page]

and a friend pulls up a chair helps herself.

I put in a hand clap for Austins Raining Men rendition...lol

but it is rather slow. . . . . .


I put in a whole parliament of rooks.

 

[Austin8]

but it is rather slow. . . . . .


I put in a whole parliament of rooks.

and Gordon Brown declares checkmate!

I put in a trip to the zoo for the vend crew

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Gordon Brown declares checkmate!

I put in a trip to the zoo for the vend crew

and, the first stop is the flamingo pond so I can add one more to my collection.

I put in a hyena.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the first stop is the flamingo pond so I can add one more to my collection.

I put in a hyena.

which settles down very well, joining the others in Westminster.

I put in a stuffed eagle.

 

[Austin8]

which settles down very well, joining the others in Westminster.

I put in a stuffed eagle.

and the Fish and Game Dept. question it's authenticity

I put in a secret key to the Tower of London

 

[kimbalee]

and the Fish and Game Dept. question it's authenticity

I put in a secret key to the Tower of London

and for some reason, the vending machine starts singing, "London Bridge is falling down... falling down... falling down..."

I put in a recipe that calls for mozzarella pearls...

 

[Austin8]

and for some reason, the vending machine starts singing, "London Bridge is falling down... falling down... falling down..."

I put in a recipe that calls for mozzarella pearls...

and Im curious if the cools name is Roxy?

I put in a spooky trip through Leeds Castle in Kent

 

[kimbalee]

and Im curious if the cools name is Roxy?

I put in a spooky trip through Leeds Castle in Kent

lol!

yikes!

and you get a chilling scream in return.

I put in some glittery snow...

 

[Austin8]

lol!

yikes!

and you get a chilling scream in return.

I put in some glittery snow...

and it reminds me of frosty lip gloss falling from the sky

I put in a eerie adventure through Windsor Castle

 

[kimbalee]

and it reminds me of frosty lip gloss falling from the sky

I put in a eerie adventure through Windsor Castle

and you get a free voucher for a trip to Eerie to go grocery shopping.

I put in a book about Falling Water...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a free voucher for a trip to Eerie to go grocery shopping.

I put in a book about Falling Water...

and Ive read the opening chapter and find it very interesting

I put in a recipe card found on the stones behind falling water

 

[Zom_Dom]

And Frank Lloyd Wright complains about the lack of a Fountainhead anywhere within...

I put in a treatise on Good And Evil

 

[Austin8]

And Frank Lloyd Wright complains about the lack of a Fountainhead anywhere within...

I put in a treatise on Good And Evil

and good wins with evil in disguise as big government

I put in a night at the museum

 

[kimbalee]

and good wins with evil in disguise as big government

I put in a night at the museum

and you get to experience the magic of history firsthand.

I put in a free movie pass to the show of your choice...

 

[Austin8]

and you get to experience the magic of history firsthand.

I put in a free movie pass to the show of your choice...

and I choose the show at the olive garden,

I put in some nasty talk by a rather intoxicated sexpot

 

[kimbalee]

and I choose the show at the olive garden,

I put in some nasty talk by a rather intoxicated sexpot

good grief!!!

and the diners around your table give you mean looks and cover the ears of thei r children.

I put in a throwback to the 80s with some big hair, overdone makeup and tons of accessories...

 

[Austin8]

good grief!!!

and the diners around your table give you mean looks and cover the ears of thei r children.

I put in a throwback to the 80s with some big hair, overdone makeup and tons of accessories...

and a red hummer damn near runs over you!

I put in a wild 80's orgy