The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[kimbalee]

and a red hummer damn near runs over you!

I put in a wild 80's orgy

and I walk red-faced in the opposite direction... very quickly.

I put in a pic of Boy George, Madonna, and Cindy Lauper and ask whose makeup you like better...

 

[Austin8]

and I walk red-faced in the opposite direction... very quickly.

I put in a pic of Boy George, Madonna, and Cindy Lauper and ask whose makeup you like better...

and Girls just wanna have funhunnn!

I put in a grainy porn movie from the 80's on VHS

 

[kimbalee]

and Girls just wanna have funhunnn!

I put in a grainy porn movie from the 80's on VHS

and you get a stern note from my mother.

I wasn't allowed to watch stuff like that in the 80s.


I put in a reality show with ex-porn stars who want to be real actors...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a stern note from my mother.

I wasn't allowed to watch stuff like that in the 80s.


I put in a reality show with ex-porn stars who want to be real actors...

and it's just not the same

I put in a gaggle of geese

 

[Zom_Dom]

And they run into a murder of crows in mid-air as they fly south, and a dogfight... errr... birdfight ensues.

I put in a very stunned ornithologist

 

[kimbalee]

And they run into a murder of crows in mid-air as they fly south, and a dogfight... errr... birdfight ensues.

I put in a very stunned ornithologist

and the machine gets confused and spits out an orthodontist.

I put in a birthday cake and lots of candles...

 

[Zom_Dom]

and the machine gets confused and spits out an orthodontist.

I put in a birthday cake and lots of candles...

And the entire vend crew crowds around to sing "Happy Birthday" in their own styles: one version as a funeral dirge, another in french, a few all harmonizing acapella, another at the top of their lungs, etc. etc. etc.

I put in a large package wrapped in blue paper and tied with ribbon and a bow

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And the entire vend crew crowds around to sing "Happy Birthday" in their own styles: one version as a funeral dirge, another in french, a few all harmonizing acapella, another at the top of their lungs, etc. etc. etc.

I put in a large package wrapped in blue paper and tied with ribbon and a bow

and, out pops a stripper wearing nothing but the ribbons and bows.

I put in a rhinestone hair comb.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and, out pops a stripper wearing nothing but the ribbons and bows.

I put in a rhinestone hair comb.

and I pull my hair up in a messy twist tucking in the comb to hold it in place.

I put in a dance lesson with a Pussycat Doll..

 

[Austin8]

and I pull my hair up in a messy twist tucking in the comb to hold it in place.

I put in a dance lesson with a Pussycat Doll..

and I like girls with messy twisty hair

I put in a rastafarian mon!

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and I like girls with messy twisty hair

I put in a rastafarian mon!

and we all dance around to Bob Marley's "One Love"

I put in a copy of "I shot the Sheriff"

 

[Handley_Page]

and we all dance around to Bob Marley's "One Love"

I put in a copy of "I shot the Sheriff"

and you get the video of Eric Clapton performing it.


I put in a Sagebrush Serenade

 

[Austin8]

and you get the video of Eric Clapton performing it.


I put in a Sagebrush Serenade

and Poco sings at the vendors day picinic

I put in a beer bottling lorry

 

[Handley_Page]

and Poco sings at the vendors day picinic

I put in a beer bottling lorry

but it stops people opening the beer bottles.


I put in a thousand bottle openers for folks at the fair.


[ Nice to hear of someone even knowing Poco, let alone knowing any. ]

 

[Austin8]

but it stops people opening the beer bottles.


I put in a thousand bottle openers for folks at the fair.


[ Nice to hear of someone even knowing Poco, let alone knowing any. ]

I used to like them Hp, along with ELP, and many others
Furay and Messina were amazing, I liked Buffalo Springfield

And you get a paisley shirt

I put in a faded pair of bell bottoms

 

[Goldie Munro]

I used to like them Hp, along with ELP, and many others
Furay and Messina were amazing, I liked Buffalo Springfield

And you get a paisley shirt

I put in a faded pair of bell bottoms

which reminds me of my militant youth

I put in a blank journal and a fountain pen

 

[Zom_Dom]

which reminds me of my militant youth

I put in a blank journal and a fountain pen

And a verdant garden of words sprout from the spray and runoff of the fountain.

I put in a handful of bookworms for the new garden.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And a verdant garden of words sprout from the spray and runoff of the fountain.

I put in a handful of bookworms for the new garden.

And, up sprouts the Little Golden Book about The Runaway Squash, probably read by me five hundred times.

I put in one of your memories.

 

[Zom_Dom]

And, up sprouts the Little Golden Book about The Runaway Squash, probably read by me five hundred times.

I put in one of your memories.

(Good book, I remember reading that when I was younger )

And out pop a few random tidbits - a pink tree, a small dog, soft laughter, the smell of fresh coffee and a bearded gnome in a ski-cap.

I put in a stolen kiss.

 

[purple_angel]

(Good book, I remember reading that when I was younger )

And out pop a few random tidbits - a pink tree, a small dog, soft laughter, the smell of fresh coffee and a bearded gnome in a ski-cap.

I put in a stolen kiss.

I catch the stolen kiss and enjoy it in secret

I put in a butterfly

 

[Zom_Dom]

I catch the stolen kiss and enjoy it in secret

I put in a butterfly

And the butter does indeed fly, right out the window. It's quickly followed by the jam, vegemite, marmalade, and finally the toast itself.

I put in a butterfly net, to catch them all with.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And the butter does indeed fly, right out the window. It's quickly followed by the jam, vegemite, marmalade, and finally the toast itself.

I put in a butterfly net, to catch them all with.

and I cut a whole in the net because some things deserve to be free.

I put in Rocky Horror Picture Show..

 

[Zom_Dom]

And the entire vend crew does the Timewarp... AGAIN!

I put in a copper kettle, a bag of green tea and a few mugs.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And the entire vend crew does the Timewarp... AGAIN!

I put in a copper kettle, a bag of green tea and a few mugs.

and I brew it up, grab a blanket and curl up outside in the night air to enjoy it.

I put in a campfire to keep warm..

 

[DeevaLicious]

and I brew it up, grab a blanket and curl up outside in the night air to enjoy it.

I put in a campfire to keep warm..

and I pull out of my bag the makings for smores yum!

I put in a guitar..