The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and, some warm woolen mittens.

I put in snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.

and you get "brown paper packages tied up with strings"


I put in an airfield landing light

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get "brown paper packages tied up with strings"


I put in an airfield landing light

And, the shoppers all rush for the blue light special at KMart

I put in a register

 

[Handley_Page]

And, the shoppers all rush for the blue light special at KMart

I put in a register

and it registers the number of idiots looking for the blue light [ Eh? ]


I put in a model of the TSR2

 

[Austin8]

and it registers the number of idiots looking for the blue light [ Eh? ]


I put in a model of the TSR2

and we strap you in the SR-71 BlackBird

I put in a loud yell and barf bag, and we're away!!

Evening vend crew

 

[Handley_Page]

and we strap you in the SR-71 BlackBird

I put in a loud yell and barf bag, and we're away!!

Evening vend crew

and you'd hear my happy yelling on the Moon!

[ That would be the ride of a lifetime, and no mistake! ]

I put in a ticket for the first Moon Holiday excursion.

 

[Zom_Dom]

and you'd hear my happy yelling on the Moon!

[ That would be the ride of a lifetime, and no mistake! ]

I put in a ticket for the first Moon Holiday excursion.

And H.G. Wells snaps his fingers in frustration and grumbles "Why didn't I think of that..."

I put in a starlit ride along the Imbri Crater and the Sea Of Tranquility.

 

[Austin8]

And H.G. Wells snaps his fingers in frustration and grumbles "Why didn't I think of that..."

I put in a starlit ride along the Imbri Crater and the Sea Of Tranquility.

and Bar whines cause there no cosmos aboard the ship

I put in a getaway vacation and I do mean get away!

Hey Zom Hey Hp

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and we strap you in the SR-71 BlackBird

I put in a loud yell and barf bag, and we're away!!

Evening vend crew

oh, Barbie is a puker entitled to extra bags.

I put in a small plot of land in Oz.

Sorry guys. The phone rang--the lawyer. I'll catch up in a minute.

 

[Handley_Page]

oh, Barbie is a puker entitled to extra bags.

I put in a small plot of land in Oz.

Sorry guys. The phone rang--the lawyer. I'll catch up in a minute.

but the snag is, it's not had rain for a hundred years. . . . .

I put in a solar-powered water purifier for the deserts. . . . .

 

[Zom_Dom]

and Bar whines cause there no cosmos aboard the ship

I put in a getaway vacation and I do mean get away!

Hey Zom Hey Hp

oh, Barbie is a puker entitled to extra bags.

I put in a small plot of land in Oz.

Sorry guys. The phone rang--the lawyer. I'll catch up in a minute.

The getaway vacation package includes an all expenses paid, three day and two night stay at a lovely B & B in Munchkinland, just off the yellow brick road.

I put in a couple of tickets on Wicked Air, to get everyone there, and a plane with a large broomstick painted down the side.

(Hey Austin)

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

The getaway vacation package includes an all expenses paid, three day and two night stay at a lovely B & B in Munchkinland, just off the yellow brick road.

I put in a couple of tickets on Wicked Air, to get everyone there, and a plane with a large broomstick painted down the side.

(Hey Austin)

and it sounds like the kind of plane I would actually fly on.

I put in Dorothy's red glittery high heels..

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it sounds like the kind of plane I would actually fly on.

I put in Dorothy's red glittery high heels..

and, I extend the heels by another three inches of solid red rubies.

I put in a ride in the bubble.

 

[Austin8]

and it sounds like the kind of plane I would actually fly on.

I put in Dorothy's red glittery high heels..

and I oogle them sitting there beyond the glass

I put in a cinnamon stick

 

[Zom_Dom]

and I oogle them sitting there beyond the glass

I put in a cinnamon stick

And you get a tall mug of Chai Tea, which fills the room with smells of cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, and other spicy, delicious, earthy aromas.

I put in a plate of assorted cookies to go with it.

 

[Austin8]

And you get a tall mug of Chai Tea, which fills the room with smells of cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, and other spicy, delicious, earthy aromas.

I put in a plate of assorted cookies to go with it.

nice zom

and quiet murmurs of people enjoying themslves are heard, until Bar enters the room

I put in a force meat terrine, and assorted chocolates

 

[Zom_Dom]

nice zom

and quiet murmurs of people enjoying themslves are heard, until Bar enters the room

I put in a force meat terrine, and assorted chocolates

(Thanks Austin. Yours is good too )

The chocolates are quickly devoured, while the terrine is served up on toast, with fresh mustard.

I put in a steaming bowl of wonton soup, because a soup course should always follow the appetizers.

 

[Austin8]

(Thanks Austin. Yours is good too )

The chocolates are quickly devoured, while the terrine is served up on toast, with fresh mustard.

I put in a steaming bowl of wonton soup, because a soup course should always follow the appetizers.

I honestly dont know how someone gets through a 5 course meal, 3 courses are perfect for me

I put in a fishing trip for eel on the Thames

 

[Zom_Dom]

I honestly dont know how someone gets through a 5 course meal, 3 courses are perfect for me

I put in a fishing trip for eel on the Thames

And you're rewarded with some fresh sashimi

I put in an extra large mug full of hot, black coffee

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And you're rewarded with some fresh sashimi

I put in an extra large mug full of hot, black coffee

and I add a little cream, a little sugar and a cinnamon stick.

I put in a lime and a coconut..

 

[Zom_Dom]

And ya stir it all up... Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning... hehehe

I put in a long moaning refrain from Everybody's Talkin'

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And ya stir it all up... Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning... hehehe

I put in a long moaning refrain from Everybody's Talkin'

and I haven't heard that in forever yet still can sing the entire song.

I put in a Karaoke machine..

 

[Zom_Dom]

And that's the first song on the playlist, followed by some Meatloaf, Cher, and that old karaoke standby, Journey...

I put in a large pitcher of margaritas to reinforce courage in potential performers

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And that's the first song on the playlist, followed by some Meatloaf, Cher, and that old karaoke standby, Journey...

I put in a large pitcher of margaritas to reinforce courage in potential performers

and I skip the Margarita and go straight for the Tequila before belting out a little Led Zepplin "Black Dog".

I put in a Stairway to Heaven..

 

[Zom_Dom]

The entire crowd sings along as the chorus comes up, and I play along with Jimmy Page on air guitar during the mind-blowing solo.

I put in a harmonica for When The Levee Breaks

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

The entire crowd sings along as the chorus comes up, and I play along with Jimmy Page on air guitar during the mind-blowing solo.

I put in a harmonica for When The Levee Breaks

and we hope the rain stops so we don't have to worry about it.

I put in a Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey good bye..

(cellphones dying ttys lol )