Imagine my surprise this morning when my latest submission appeared in the New category with the coveted green E (my first! -- thank you, editor). Then, looking at the first votes in the 4.80s and a really positive comment, I thought: I've finally hit on a winning formula. Not being as self-assured as some writers on Lit, I checked the numbers throughout the day (perhaps a little obsessively) and noticed a steady downtrend to the 4.30s. What the hell? I thought. Have the trolls conspired to piss on my cornflakes? Is this a common phenomenon?