Can we just... talk about porn?

Plot bunny Alert! :D

Go ahead and take it. Lesbian fantasies don't do it for me. But the play on words would be amusing.

Of course I could make it hetero and name him "Merry" like in "LotR" or something.

:cattail:
 
This is why I love you guys.

And Zeb- I would hug your neck if I could.

That was brilliant.

I'm currently having to put things in order for a police report, but I still have plotbunnies.

Has anyone else seen Repo! The Genetic Opera? I have the biggest obsession with GraveRobber- and I want to rape Amber Sweet just for her clothes.

I feel like I should... I dunno. Write really awful smut that involves lesbian sex and graveyard fence bondage, with avoyeur aspect of having someone watch and wank.
 
Go ahead and take it. Lesbian fantasies don't do it for me. But the play on words would be amusing.

Of course I could make it hetero and name him "Merry" like in "LotR" or something.

:cattail:

Heh! That it would. Also 'Baa Baa Black Sheep'. ;)
 
Think of all the phrases: "Like a lamb to the slaughter"
"Innocent as a lamb"
"An unblemished lamb for sacrifice"
"My little lamb"
and then the curly white hair...uh fleece...

Boy am I splashing around in thought puddles. :eek:
 
Has anyone else seen Repo! The Genetic Opera? I have the biggest obsession with GraveRobber- and I want to rape Amber Sweet just for her clothes.

I feel like I should... I dunno. Write really awful smut that involves lesbian sex and graveyard fence bondage, with avoyeur aspect of having someone watch and wank.

Repo is just pure genius. Who knew Anthony Head had such a voice? And I really dug Sarah Brightmann as Blind Meg. :D
 
Really? Sheep? Really?

At least Ogg's unwritten piece about unclean-caste armpit-sex in India keeps it within the species. :rolleyes:
 
Repo is just pure genius. Who knew Anthony Head had such a voice? And I really dug Sarah Brightmann as Blind Meg. :D

Blind Mag is smut-worthy.

And I want all the clothes from everyone.

And anyone who saw the sing-a-long Buffy episode knew he could sing, lol.

Oh hells....

I have plot bunnies- a REALLY dirty one. Someone take it off my hands, please?

(It's blasphemous and foul and just, just, just....*explodes*)
 
Really? Sheep? Really?

At least Ogg's unwritten piece about unclean-caste armpit-sex in India keeps it within the species. :rolleyes:

Hey. It was Tom's idea. I was just running with it. Plus....
I like being baaaaaad.

Okay. I'm gonna stop now. I swear!
 
But aren't we all God's little lambs?

I'm sorry, but I have a God/Archangel Michael smutfest in my head. And now Michael has this curly white hair, and God is fondling it and digging his fingers into it calling him "my little lamb."

*waiting for lightning bolt*
 
Blind Mag is smut-worthy.

And I want all the clothes from everyone.

And anyone who saw the sing-a-long Buffy episode knew he could sing, lol.

Oh hells....

I have plot bunnies- a REALLY dirty one. Someone take it off my hands, please?

(It's blasphemous and foul and just, just, just....*explodes*)

I never did see that particular Buffy episode. I already knew Gellar's voice was atrocious.

The costumes did a lot for Repo, as did the sets. It was like a cross between Blade Runner and Sweeney Todd. :p

Share with me your plot bunnies. I have a very warped mind. :devil:
 
Actually, I was just thinking of a "summer memories" story about young parishioner Michael (of legal age, of course) and his encounters at Bible Summer School with Father "Joe Yova" . . . . :devil:
 
LOL!!!!

I can always trust the Litizens to help along my plotbunnies.

And speaking of which... tomorrow needs to hurry up and get here. There is Repo! porn in the offing!
 
I should be writing limo sex... have to finish this one, damn it. I'm posting in here to say hello to my friend FTF and to bump the thread so it can help crowd out the "noise."

:D
 
I should be writing limo sex... have to finish this one, damn it. I'm posting in here to say hello to my friend FTF and to bump the thread so it can help crowd out the "noise."

:D

One of these days, I need to find someone like you to help me write porn for profit.

I have... oh, maybe 50? really good starts to really really close finishes on smutty erotica novels- but I can't seem to finish ANYTHING lately.
 
One of these days, I need to find someone like you to help me write porn for profit.

I have... oh, maybe 50? really good starts to really really close finishes on smutty erotica novels- but I can't seem to finish ANYTHING lately.

I understand this very well... Luckily, I occasionally finish a thing or two. Just had a story published at Oysters and Chocolate and my next Phaze release is end of next month.

Thinking about submitting something to a new publisher soon though, to see if I can increase my visibility.
 
I understand this very well... Luckily, I occasionally finish a thing or two. Just had a story published at Oysters and Chocolate and my next Phaze release is end of next month.

Thinking about submitting something to a new publisher soon though, to see if I can increase my visibility.

I know, right?

Hmmm... another plotbunny.

How exactly WOULD a starving artist like Bel convince the attractive lady editor to give his first major novel a shot?

:D

Not that I think in terms of smut about Litizens.

That would just be... well, deviant.
 
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