Can we just... talk about porn?

[slyc_willie]

I know, right?

Hmmm... another plotbunny.

How exactly WOULD a starving artist like Bel convince the attractive lady editor to give his first major novel a shot?



Not that I think in terms of smut about Litizens.

That would just be... well, deviant.

Incredibly so.

And appropriate.

 

[FallingToFly]

Well, yes...

 

[Darkniciad]

So much for talking about porn. The young one picked up hunt-n-peck typing in school, and he's in that mood tonight. I've been doing font->color on letters, numbers, shapes, and colors he's typed out for the last couple of hours. He can't quite get the hang of that, and he's not in the mood to learn it tonight.

Off in the bathroom, giving me just long enough to post *laugh*

 

[Belegon]

Please think about me in all sorts of deviant manners...

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh I will

And since I am extremely ridiculously hopelessly addicted.

It's up!!!! Click the link in my signature line, hurry! This is the FIRST thing I've written in 2 years!!!!

 

[FallingToFly]

I blame you guys-

I had disturbing dreams. The cast of Shrek was having an orgy on my big left toe.

I woke up shaking my head and giggling.

Thank you!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I know I've been gone for, well, forever. But would anyone be kind enough to sit around and toss snippets of porn ideas back and forth with me for a few hours?

I am desperately wanting to have a coffee night with my smut-writing friends, but none of them live less than 10 hours away anymore.

I have plotbunnies spawning, and want to kick them around.

Ggrrrreat to see you back. You need to know in the more equality driven lit that the sheep can be black, white or disabled - any reference to age or gender is disapproved of - and ... some of them are Muslim.

Give us a few of those fantasy erotica tales.

Yippee!

Elle

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ggrrrreat to see you back. You need to know in the more equality driven lit that the sheep can be black, white or disabled - any reference to age or gender is disapproved of - and ... some of them are Muslim.

Give us a few of those fantasy erotica tales.

Yippee!

Elle

However, the pigs are still only Protestant, Catholic or Agnostic/Atheist. Please keep that in mind to avoid giving offense and fatwahs.

 

[FallingToFly]

Politically....

correct...

porn?


Oh hellfuckcheezwhiz no.

Get ready to be offended.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Politically....

correct...

porn?


Oh hellfuckcheezwhiz no.

Get ready to be offended.

MistressLynn is editing my PC porn novel and Stella thinks it rocks. Admittedly, there are a few well-aimed digs in it . . .

 

[Stella_Omega]

Politically....

correct...

porn?


Oh hellfuckcheezwhiz no.

Get ready to be offended.

I prefer to call it; "Not being an asshole" porn.

 

[FallingToFly]

I prefer to call it; "Not being an asshole" porn.

Oh, well I generally get considered as an asshole, lol.

 

[FallingToFly]

*sigh*

I have fallen into the trap that I always fall into when I hit my writing stride.

Other than the plotbunny holes, that is.

I am having withdrawal from feedback. I've probably checked my stats 20 times today. My email is scorched from the speed of refreshes. I'm pathetic.

I'm wearing out my keyboard, and my mouse, at record speed.

*headdesk*

Someone give me a literary Valium.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, well I generally get considered as an asshole, lol.

Depends on who considers you so, IMO. Some people are important to you, you hope they don't.

 

[FallingToFly]

Depends on who considers you so, IMO. Some people are important to you, you hope they don't.

I keep forgetting sarcasm doesn't travel over DSL.

I was kidding, darling. I'm generally pretty boring as a writer, I think.

Need to work on that.

 

[xssve]

If you must do bestiality, I've come up with a few premises that skirt the rules; a Witch or a warlock can turn a man or a woman into anything, right?

Instead of the boring old mouse or hawk that's the staple, it could be a dog, a horse, a pig, a deer, a Bull, etc. - even Jesus could do that - in order to become human again, the transformed person would have to achieve some goal, have kiss or have sex with their true love, etc. Leda and the Swan type stuff. Whether the transanimal could talk or not would be up to you.

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.

Being so caught up,

So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?

--Yeats.

Although how much fun Swan fucking would be in anybodies guess, chicks all dig horses though.

Then there are mythical beasts, Centaurs, Unicorns, Fauns, Satyrs, Nymphs and Dryads, Mermaids, etc.