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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

RedHairedandFriendly said:
I've gotten the "hey" too... usually I PM "hey" back. It never goes anywhere after that. But I'd rather get a simple "hey" then some of the garbage I have gotten and will probably get in the future.
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I sent back a long one and she replied with

"oh yeah"

and poor honeybee what an odd stalker she has.................
 
Donkeepuncher said:
I sent back a long one and she replied with

"oh yeah"

and poor honeybee what an odd stalker she has.................
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Yes, the best advice for you ms. honeybee is to place the individual on ignore and do just that... ignore him. I've got about 13 folks on that list. I love the ignore feature.
 
The things that annoy me most are people with no bios or photos. When I ask them to tell me more about themselves - which only happens if I'm in a generous mood, mind :p - they say something like "well, I'm Stavros from New England." Oh great, well, I feel better for knowing that!

That said, I could use a little extra cash right now so if the ping pong business is still flourishing...
 
GoldenGams said:
Messages that say only "Hi." People at BP are the worst!
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I usually answer back. . . "Hi" Then I get back, "How are you?" I answer. . . "Fine."


Firebrain said:
The things that annoy me most are people with no bios or photos. When I ask them to tell me more about themselves - which only happens if I'm in a generous mood, mind :p - they say something like "well, I'm Stavros from New England." Oh great, well, I feel better for knowing that!

That said, I could use a little extra cash right now so if the ping pong business is still flourishing...
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Another winning PM. :rolleyes:


Tastester said:
Remind me not to get on "THAT" list.
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Like I said, it takes a lot. I'm sure you're fine. Especially since I'm hardly here anymore.
 
I once got a "Come check out my pics" PM with a link to a guy's nude pic thread. Must have just been a scattershot deal since the most cursory examination of my profile or my posts will quickly reveal that I'm a straight male.

I just laughed it off and put the sender on "ignore".
 
I think the most visually graphic one I got was actually a spam PM that was sent to a lot of folks. It was an "invitation" to check out this guy's website and it included a very exposed Asian man who had no qualms displaying himself spread eagle in all his god-given glory. . .the spam was immediately sent to the admin. who handle "spamers" with a title that apologized for the graphic image they were about to open. Those folks usually don't get ignored, but their membership is revoked. :D I don't think the admin. takes kindly to spamers. :D
 
I'd say my best line is probably, "So, I hear you have a vagina..."

Then I just sit back and let the wild horny fucking ensue. :rolleyes:
 
i very recently had been asked to check out this guys page and he stated how old he was and that he had pics (naughty ones) he wanted to show me...and he was my mothers age...

and i told him so! EW!

i've also been asked to send guys face shots so they can cum on them....lovely. if i want cum on my face i'll fucking take it there, myself.

bastards!
 
"Hello how is your day going?"

got that in the last couple of days, from some guy (or gal, who the fuck knows) with one post to his/her name.

Anyone sniff alt?
 
I once PM'ed this gal with 'Hey, what's your favorite postion?'

Man that did not go over well at all.
 
goodgirl79 said:
i very recently had been asked to check out this guys page and he stated how old he was and that he had pics (naughty ones) he wanted to show me...and he was my mothers age...

and i told him so! EW!

i've also been asked to send guys face shots so they can cum on them....lovely. if i want cum on my face i'll fucking take it there, myself.

bastards!
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I had a guy tell me he'd done that with a pic too... it's really not all that flattering. It's kinda icky if one thinks about it. And another guy said he had done it too, but my pic was on his computer screen... Wouldn't come all over the computer keyboard be a bad idea? :rolleyes:

misfortunex said:
"Hello how is your day going?"

got that in the last couple of days, from some guy (or gal, who the fuck knows) with one post to his/her name.

Anyone sniff alt?
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Yes, I do. I'll admit usually the guys that PM me that I respond politely too, and sadly it takes about 4 PMs or 8 to get them to actually get to the point of what they really wanted out of me.

sultan_sd said:
I once PM'ed this gal with 'Hey, what's your favorite postion?'

Man that did not go over well at all.
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*snickers* Mine is 69. :D
 
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