The Nude Day Contest Support Thread

[SEVERUSMAX]

I have a rather different idea for a Nude Day story....wondering what Ogg will think of it, though. It's an American inheriting an inn from an English relative and meeting his cousin....a nudist.

 

[kromen]

I've written, rewrote, deleted, cursed, and had a beer before rewritting and cursing somemore. I'll probably submit something by the end of the week and hope I don't repeat a next to last place like the xmas contest.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

The contest has begun? I'm so lost and confused and so damn busy I can't keep track of things. I guess I will need to finish up my story.
School is done on Wednesday so I can start reading the entries then.

I understand your confusion when it's hard to tell if you are coming or going because your cleavage looks like your ass crack.

No wonder you are so confused.

Maybe if you just wore a long dress that covered your fat, stub of a body from head to toe, you'd be less confused.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I love my second comment:

1Inspired by excrement
06/21/09 by Anonymous
"With a deep sigh, I chuckled"...over this pompous piece of manure. Truly, I'm astonished that you turned this story in under your name. You're a better writer than this. Did you write this while you were sitting on the toilet taking a crap? Was that your inspiration, your excrement? If it was, then you suceeded.

By posting this beneath my name, your implication that I wrote this is taken. However, unlike you and your fellow cohorts, I sign my name to everything that I post. I never post anything as anonymous. I want credit for all that I write, good, bad or indifferent.

I'm not afraid to call that cocksucker or soxlicker a pedophile to his face and you a phony baloney. Hey, I like that, it rhymes. No wonder I was voted the unofficial Most Influential Poet for 2008.

Apparently, by your anonymous poster, I'm not the only one who believes that you suck as a writer.

By the way, i've had many more negative and undeserved "anonymous" posts in one story than you'll receive in all your stories combined, so suck it up and quit your whining, you pussy. Oh, wait, you are a pussy. That's kind of like calling a pussy a cat, huh?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I have a rather different idea for a Nude Day story....wondering what Ogg will think of it, though. It's an American inheriting an inn from an English relative and meeting his cousin....a nudist.

Actually, I rather like your idea. I think it would be a great story with both relatives bridging more than one gap.

 

[TxRad]

Ah, day 3 is the BFW bash, I see.

 

[TxRad]

A good bump before Ogg returns.

 

[oggbashan]

A good bump before Ogg returns.

I'm back from rural Wales but still haven't written a word of my entry.

Real life gets in the way.

Og

 

[TxRad]

I'm back from rural Wales but still haven't written a word of my entry.

Real life gets in the way.

Og

If you think RL is bad, try having the flu for ten days.

Fever does make for some strange writing though.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

If you think RL is bad, try having the flu for ten days.

Fever does make for some strange writing though.

So, that's your excuse for your poor writing of a sucky story, a fever?

I don't think you should be allowed to write anymore.

Unplug your keyboard. You're done.

 

[TxRad]

So, that's your excuse for your poor writing of a sucky story, a fever?

I don't think you should be allowed to write anymore.

Unplug your keyboard. You're done.

You're so cute

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You're so cute

Actually, to be honest, I voted for you story and gave you a 5. I think you're a Hell of a writer, very talented.

Get better soon.

I didn't write those negative comments to your story. It wasn't me. I just thought I'd have a bit of fun with you when you implied that I wrote that.

Good luck in the contest.

 

[TxRad]

Actually, to be honest, I voted for you story and gave you a 5. I think you're a Hell of a writer, very talented.

Get better soon.

I didn't write those negative comments to your story. It wasn't me. I just thought I'd have a bit of fun with you when you implied that I wrote that.

Good luck in the contest.

I didn't mean to imply that you did write that comment. I thought you would appreciate the humor of it. I know who wrote it. ISP's don't lie.

And thank you for the read and vote.

Good luck to you also.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Actually, I rather like your idea. I think it would be a great story with both relatives bridging more than one gap.

Thanks. Glad to see that it isn't so shocking. What is potentially jolting is the family heritage of the American and his English kinfolk: they are related by blood to Henry Ireton and Oliver Cromwell, so they have the negative Puritan influence to shake off dramatically.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I think I'll bump this, although both my stories are competing for the last place (tm) prize.

 

[TxRad]

I think I'll bump this, although both my stories are competing for the last place (tm) prize.

Morning Box

I'll add a grind for good measure.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm reviewing my draft stories to see whether any of them are suitable for the Nude Day contest.

So far, none of them are suitable for anything without major rewriting. Sigh.

Og

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well I was able to finish my story today. I'm going to have someone edit it/read it before I post it but since I've been working on it since April there isn't much I can do about it.

Can we please ignore the idiot that posts here trying to stir up shit. I know I was very bad at doing that all last year but if I can ignore him can't everyone else?

Erin, you have never been one to stir up shit. Sometimes you would get nettled by the asshole of whom you speak, which is fully understandable, and respond. That is not unreasonable.

 

[TxRad]

Is voting slow or is it just me?

It's probably me

 

[TE999]

Is voting slow or is it just me?

It's probably me

Oh it's not you. This contest's voting is like a Ford Tri-Motor...low and slow. Low as in 1 & 2-Bombs.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Oh it's not you. This contest's voting is like a Ford Tri-Motor...low and slow. Low as in 1 & 2-Bombs.

Speaking strictly of my entries, I would call it low but not slow. At least, it's not as slow as the voting on some of my contest entries have been. There have been a couple of mine that were posted early during the contest and didn't even garner enough votes to be eligible.

 

[TE999]

Speaking strictly of my entries, I would call it low but not slow. At least, it's not as slow as the voting on some of my contest entries have been. There have been a couple of mine that were posted early during the contest and didn't even garner enough votes to be eligible.

Roger that. I've always made the cut...but never came close to winning even once. These contests have become, using the entertainer expression, 'a tough room'. The change in scoring hasn't helped either.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well I was able to finish my story today. I'm going to have someone edit it/read it before I post it but since I've been working on it since April there isn't much I can do about it.

Can we please ignore the idiot that posts here trying to stir up shit. I know I was very bad at doing that all last year but if I can ignore him can't everyone else?

You're just mad that your cleavage looks too much like your ass crack. Understandably, I'd be mad too if I had a short, fat body, as you do. Hey, we all can't be good looking.

By the way, thank you for calling me an idiot. Someone with your low IQ would certainly believe that everyone else is an idiot, sort of like crazy people believing that everyone else is crazy.

You do well in aligning yourself with the pedophile Soxlicker. Only, I'd keep him away from your children.

I shall look forward to your contest entry.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well I was able to finish my story today. I'm going to have someone edit it/read it before I post it but since I've been working on it since April there isn't much I can do about it.

Can we please ignore the idiot that posts here trying to stir up shit. I know I was very bad at doing that all last year but if I can ignore him can't everyone else?

By the way and typical of the behavior that I have expected from you since your fat ass joined this site, you are the one trying to stir up shit with your statement.

I wasn't bothering your big, bloated body.

Apparently your pretend job as a teaher and your real job as lunch mother to the pre-school children has ended for the summer and now we are stuck with the likes of you.

Is it any wonder that Soxlicker hangs around you? The pedophile Soxlicker is hoping hoping you'll introduce him to his prey and now that Michael Jackson is out of the picture, there's less competition for him.