Where are you?

[Primalex]

I'm looking for a sub.

I'm looking for a sub without issues that grew up like in a female version of "The Truman Show''. Normal.

You disqualify f.e. if
- you were raped, molested or sexually abused (non-consensual)(in your adolescence)
- you grew up with a bipolar parent or sibling
- you had a serious traumatic experience in your past
- you were sentenced for a crime
- you suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder
...

Do you exist?

(No need to worry, I'm not looking for a date.)

 

[Adakgirl]

The Truman show? Never heard of it.
Seriously Primalex aren't you always overbooked with anxiously waiting submissives?

 

[Primalex]

Not really, I'm easily bored and dump them as fast as new ones apply. Usually. There are a few exceptions.

 

[Adakgirl]

So if they are not entertaining you dump them? Or could it possibly be that you don't have the patience, the imagination and the skills it takes to keep things interesting in a D/s relationship? I suppose that some submissives could get boring quickly, but I can't imagine intelligent, creative, interesting ones causing you to become bored.

 

[the_pet]

So if they are not entertaining you dump them? Or could it possibly be that you don't have the patience, the imagination and the skills it takes to keep things interesting in a D/s relationship?

Ouch! (snicker)

....sorry, i'll shut up now

 

[Primalex]

So if they are not entertaining you dump them? Or could it possibly be that you don't have the patience, the imagination and the skills it takes to keep things interesting in a D/s relationship? I suppose that some submissives could get boring quickly, but I can't imagine intelligent, creative, interesting ones causing you to become bored.

Unfortunately there are way more submissives who believe they are intelligent, creative and interesting than there are who are intelligent, creative and interesting.

 

[sinnocence]

Not really, I'm easily bored and dump them as fast as new ones apply. Usually. There are a few exceptions.

So, you're looking for some jerk off material before yet another one comes along? Gotcha.

 

[Primalex]

So, you're looking for some jerk off material before yet another one comes along? Gotcha.

I just think every (good looking) girl out there has the right to be used as my wanking material once in her life. I believe in equal opportunity.

 

[Keroin]

I'm looking for a sub.

I'm looking for a sub without issues that grew up like in a female version of "The Truman Show''. Normal.

You disqualify f.e. if
- you were raped, molested or sexually abused (non-consensual)(in your adolescence)Paul Stanard punched me in the boob when I was twelve.
- you grew up with a bipolar parent or sibling Does it count if my imaginary sister was bipolar?
- you had a serious traumatic experience in your pastI never got that pony I asked for every Xmas.
- you were sentenced for a crimeSome say I'm so sexy it's criminal but I've never been technically tried for that crime. I did shoot a man in Reno...just to watch him die. Now when I hear that lonesome whistle, I hang my head and cry...
- you suffer from obsessive compulsive disorderI think I've firmly established my chronic overachieverness.
...

Do you exist? I think, therefore I am.

(No need to worry, I'm not looking for a date.)Whew!

Well, looks like I'm out of the running. Shoot. Anyone else?

 

[Adakgirl]

Unfortunately there are way more submissives who believe they are intelligent, creative and interesting than there are who are intelligent, creative and interesting.

I have to agree with that.

 

[graceanne]

I wasn't raped, molested, or sexually abused, but I was abused.

My sister is bipolar, but I didn't grow up with her.

I might have had a traumatic experience, but I can't recall it. (Very few memories before the age of ten.)

Never been sentenced for a crime. I did get a speeding ticket.

I'm not OCD, I'm anal-retentive. The difference? I don't' get twitchy if things aren't perfect, and I can live with things being disorderly. I just don't like it.

And don't worry, I'm not looking for a date, either.

 

[Adakgirl]

as far as being used as wanking material...that is an equal opportunity available almost anywhere.

 

[myinnerslut]

wow, i fail on 4 out of 5 of those. though technically, i dont have a sister (im the bipolar one, diagnosed at 11) so mabye i only fail on 3 of 5????

 

[honeybites]

I exist.

But you sound strange.

 

[CutieMouse]

*raises eyebrow*

 

[00Syd]

I qualify but, unfortunately for you, I'm already taken and you seem boring anyway.

Better luck next time!

 

[katt_g]

But you sound strange.

LMAO! i second that one...

 

[myinnerslut]

BDSM personals are down the hall to the left

 

[intothewoods]

Define serious traumatic experience.

I think I'm too boring. Probably not creative enough. Only so-so on the smarts.

 

[Etoile]

BDSM personals are down the hall to the left

Dammit, you took mine!

 

[graceanne]

Dammit, you took mine!

She had it first. You shouldn't have left it out if you don't want to share.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

4 out of 5 voices in my head tell me I am the type he is looking for.

 

[graceanne]

4 out of 5 voices in my head tell me I am the type he is looking for.

Run. Run far, run fast. Don't look back.

*hugs*

We'll pray for you.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Run. Run far, run fast. Don't look back.

*hugs*

We'll pray for you.

::barely restrains myself from throwing myself at him::

 

[Primalex]

I qualify but, unfortunately for you, I'm already taken

I would prefer someone who didn't dropout from high school anyway. Dating someone who didn't learn to read would be too much pain for me.