Bostonfictionwriter killed in fiery car crash

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It's true. I'm dead. I was driving my new Ferrari in Italy when I toed instead of heeled and went off the mountain.

"Mama Mia! Arrivederci!"

The sound of the car rocketing down the mountain was deafening and then there was the explosion and flames.

Suddenly, I saw St. Peter.

"Come Freddie, we must go, now."

Freddie? Oh, he's calling me by one of my Literotica alt names. Now, that funny.

"Actually, Pete, I go by a multitude of names. I have several dozen alts. Mostly I write under Stella or Zeb. You can call me Zeb, which is where I've earned most of my green E's."

(Brazen aren't I? Even though I name one of my alts, I know it is safe because the morons who read this won't believe it. Right Zeb?)

"Okay, Zeb," said St. Peter. "We must go, now."

"I can't go yet, Peter, I have business to take care of first."

"What could you possibly have left to do that you haven't done on earth, Freddie, er, I mean, Zeb?"

"I need to post this on Literotica. All my friends (sniff), my family at Literotica would want to know what happened to me."

"Okay, but make it fast. I know how long winded you tend to be with your writing."

Suddenly, a laptop appeared in my hands from out of nowhere. Only, instead of it being a Dell, it was a Hell. I looked at St. Peter.

"Is this where I'm going?"

"Certainly not, you are too good of a person."

(You heard it here. St. Peter himself said that I was too good of a person to go to Hell. Now, if that's not testimonal enough, than I don't know what is.)

"Thank you, St. Peter."

"Who are you writing to, if I may ask," he said.

"Literotica. Any time anyone experiences a tragedy they post to Literotica first before they do anything else. I've heard of people crawling out of their hospital bed still bleeding to post their condition."

"I'm still bleeding," they said

"Candles are lit for you," the AH regulars respond in unison.

"It doesn't matter than I'm dead and on my way to eternal peace in Heaven, Heaven can wait. Posting a thread on Literotica is much more important."

"Listen," said St. Peter. "I see you have unfinished business and are hated, er I mean, beloved on Literotica. What if we worked something out here?"

"What do you have in mind, Pete?"

"So long as I return with a soul, I can take another instead of you."

"Great."

"Can you think of anyone that I can have to bring back with me?"

"Yeah, sure, you can take Selena's fictious baby. That would be a fair trade."

I guess he believed that she was pregnant and had a real baby, too.

So...as it turns out, I'm not dead after all. Isn't that great? I'll be here for years posting all kinds of wonderful stories. I just love this site and all the wonderful people of Literotica.

Zeb Carter

 

[Safe_Bet]

Stop it BFW. Just fucking stop it!

 

[bsergi1]

Hi Freddie/Zeb

Good to know you are alive and kicking.

Overnight, everyone has put me on their ignore list because I have an opinion. Its pretty sad when people can't see the bad in themselves. Even the ones who go to church, and say, "Thank God", and "bless you", can't see the bad side of them. I'm truely disgusted. I'm not saying I'm better, I'm just saying that I'm right. If you would like to add me to your ignore list as well, go right ahead.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Stop it BFW. Just fucking stop it!

Where was your idignation when the "nice AH" people killed my babies, more than 600 of them.

My stories are my babies and they were all voted down and bashed. No one here was ever treated that way.

When I arrived, I just wanted to write stories. Yet, when they saw my output, when they saw I earned a green E, when they saw all the red H's, they were determined to sabotage everything that I write.

Boo the fuck hoo, Safe_Bet. What goes around comes around.

Apparently, Selena wasn't protected. She was open for a load of shit to be dumped on her head.

I'm a good man. I'm protected. Nothing bad will ever happen to me, so long as I'm stronger than all of you "nice AH" people.

 

[ChilledVodkaIV]

too good of a person

smiles at St Peter's patronage

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

smiles at St Peter's patronage

Normally, I only write fiction, but the above was all a true story.

 

[3113]

Good to know you are alive and kicking.

Overnight, everyone has put me on their ignore list because I have an opinion. Its pretty sad when people can't see the bad in themselves. Even the ones who go to church, and say, "Thank God", and "bless you", can't see the bad side of them. I'm truely disgusted. I'm not saying I'm better, I'm just saying that I'm right. If you would like to add me to your ignore list as well, go right ahead.

No. You're wrong. And I don't go to church, so I can see the bad in me and feel perfectly fine about it. Luckily for you, I'm sure you don't care if you're on my ignore list. Ignore means, by the way, not that I'm ignoring you because you have an opinion, but because I don't want to hear your opinion because you're an asshole and your opinion is really, really, really stupid.

That's what it means.

 

[3113]

Where was your idignation when the "nice AH" people killed my babies, more than 600 of them.

My stories are my babies and they were all voted down and bashed. No one here was ever treated that way.

Sounds like you're the one who's "boo-hooing." If vote are what matter to you, then you really don't understand what it is to be a writer. The real writers on this forum never look at votes. And I've ended up being told, much to my surprise, when I've gotten an "E" or a "W." I never bother to find out, not unless there's a cash prize. It doesn't matter. Awards never matter, because there are so many out there. You can always find a way to win something.

All that matters to real writers is that you put it out there and it gets read.

If more matters to you, then your stories aren't your babies. They're you're way to be a big fish in a very, very small pond.

I'm a good man.

No. You're not. You're a cartoon villain. A vindictive, spoilt brat. And your actions have undermined entirely any justification you had for being the wounded party. You aren't anyone worth listening to or knowing.

I'm glad you died in that fiery crash. I hope that means that we can bury you and go on with our lives.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Sounds like you're the one who's "boo-hooing." If vote are what matter to you, then you really don't understand what it is to be a writer. The real writers on this forum never look at votes. And I've ended up being told, much to my surprise, when I've gotten an "E" or a "W." I never bother to find out, not unless there's a cash prize. It doesn't matter. Awards never matter, because there are so many out there. You can always find a way to win something.

All that matters to real writers is that you put it out there and it gets read.

If more matters to you, then your stories aren't your babies. They're you're way to be a big fish in a very, very small pond.


No. You're not. You're a cartoon villain. A vindictive, spoilt brat. And your actions have undermined entirely any justification you had for being the wounded party. You aren't anyone worth listening to or knowing.

I'm glad you died in that fiery crash. I hope that means that we can bury you and go on with our lives.

Votes, hits, and scores aren't why I write. I write because I must. I write because I enjoy writing. Only, to have gone to all the hard work to write a story and to have one of your fellow nitwit AH regulars bash it under "anonymous", that's what pisses me off.

"We've all been bashed," is what I receive in supportive comments.

Only, not like I have. Has anyone gone through every one of your stories and written shit, shit, shit? Has anyone erased every one of your red H's seven times?

I've never had a fair chance at winning a W. The AH regulars won't allow me that.

I can write that I've never bashed anyone on this board first. I've been bashed first and when I defend myself, I'm the one at fault. I'm the one put on ignore. I'm the one that the nice AH regulars gang up against.

Tell me, have I ever bashed you? No, then, why are you bashing me? You just wished that I was dead. Who's the asshole?

Go dig up the history of all the motherfuckers who have harassed and that's why I wrote what I wrote about Selena. Selena's been the Queen bitch. She's not a kind person.

I only wanted to write stories, but I wasn't allowed to do that here.

Now, fuck off!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I've never voted on your stories one way or the other. I doubt very much that most of the people you're accusing ever have. The fact is, BFW, you're a hack, and your stories suck. You just have no idea of what makes for a quality story and therefore you don't understand why yours are so inferior, but they are. You don't win contests because you write swill.

It doesn't matter how you rant and fulminate about it. Swill is swill and it's apparent to every decent writer on this site, and acting like an asshole won't change that fact. It only shows that you're a reprehensible hack asshole.

You've amply demonstrated these last few days that you don't even have the tools to be a writer. You don't have the empathy, the understanding, the wit or the intelligence to pull off a decent piece of writing, and you obviously never will. You're like a child at the adult's table, wondering what the conversation is about, pouting because no one will listen to you, and so you throw these embarrassing tantrums that only draw attention to your immaturity, ignorance, and incompetence as a human being.

No one really gives a shit about the crap you put out, whether it wins or loses a contest or not. We really don't. The stuff you call fiction is laughable, and crap is crap, red W or not. That's something we know and you apparently don't. You'd think that being a talentless hack would be enough for you, but no, you've had to go and show that you're a disgusting excuse for a human being as well.

Congratulations.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I've never voted on your stories one way or the other. I doubt very much that most of the people you're accusing ever have. The fact is, BFW, you're a hack, and your stories suck. You just have no idea of what makes for a quality story and therefore you don't understand why yours are so inferior, but they are. You don't win contests because you write swill.

It doesn't matter how you rant and fulminate about it. Swill is swill and it's apparent to every decent writer on this site, and acting like an asshole won't change that fact. It only shows that you're a reprehensible hack asshole.

You've amply demonstrated these last few days that you don't even have the tools to be a writer. You don't have the empathy, the understanding, the wit or the intelligence to pull off a decent piece of writing, and you obviously never will. You're like a child at the adult's table, wondering what the conversation is about, pouting because no one will listen to you, and so you throw these embarrassing tantrums that only draw attention to your immaturity, ignorance, and incompetence as a human being.

No one really gives a shit about the crap you put out, whether it wins or loses a contest or not. We really don't. The stuff you call fiction is laughable, and crap is crap, red W or not. That's something we know and you apparently don't. You'd think that being a talentless hack would be enough for you, but no, you've had to go and show that you're a disgusting excuse for a human being as well.

Congratulations.

Interesting Doctor how I've never commented on anything that you've written but you are free with your words to call my writing shit and then go on about how you don't read anything that I write and, further you go on to write that you and your cohorts never bash any of my stories.

Yet, here you are bashing me.

Tell me, Doctor, what are you a doctor of, besides being an asshole. Because I have a pain in my ass from "nitwits" such as you certainly are, sir.

I hear from Ace, Drone, 006, and Selena that you are a great and talented writer. I believe them, certainly. They are good judges of writing talent, no doubt. Yet, what you write here, I'd never write to another writer, that is, unless that writer bashed me, as you have done...again.

You are the one who is not charitable. You are the one with severe mental problems and not me. You are the one who has sought me out and singled me out. You are the attacker and not me. I just write stories.

Now, I happen to believe that I'm a good writer. Certainly, I don't believe about my abilities as you do about your abilities that I am the best writer, but I'm not the worst writer. I'm just a guy who loves to write.

It is unfortunate that you don't like what I write, even though you claim you have not read what I have written. It is unfortunate that you feel that you must build your ego by bashing me. I never felt that need.

What you write is unimportant to me, Doctor. All that I know is that I've grown as a writer. My writing in 2007 is better than it was in 2006 and my writing in 2008 is better than it was in 2007.

Now, if you have a problem with me personally, I suggest you e-mail me and we can discuss this further privately. Otherwise...go fuck yourself you miserable bastard. Your mother must be proud of you, you fucking pervert.

 

[Guest]

Zoot is a chemistry professor, BFW - has a true doctorate in chemistry. You're on ignore but I noticed he posted so I checked this out.

He did not say he hadn't read your stories - read his post again. He said he had never voted on your stories. Neither have I, neither have most of us.

Just couldn't be arsed, really. Don't care.

But the good doctor is quite correct about how reprehensible your behavior has been, especially these last few days.

Why all of a sudden do you wish for PMs to discuss anything? That certainly is not your style. You prefer widespread attention for your tantrums.

But - back on ignore you go. Your response to this will be insulting, I'm certain, and yet have nothing to do with the topic. I won't post here again. Have fun.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I still dont get why any serious writer posts to LITEROTICA or any venue where a clicque can create mischief with votes. Its the same crap that happens anytime the peasants with pitchforks get a say that doesnt cost them money.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Zoot is a chemistry professor, BFW - has a true doctorate in chemistry. You're on ignore but I noticed he posted so I checked this out.

He did not say he hadn't read your stories - read his post again. He said he had never voted on your stories. Neither have I, neither have most of us.

Just couldn't be arsed, really. Don't care.

But the good doctor is quite correct about how reprehensible your behavior has been, especially these last few days.

Why all of a sudden do you wish for PMs to discuss anything? That certainly is not your style. You prefer widespread attention for your tantrums.

But - back on ignore you go. Your response to this will be insulting, I'm certain, and yet have nothing to do with the topic. I won't post here again. Have fun.

I prefer widespread attention? Yes, I can see that when in more than 3 years I only have 1,600 posts and you have 35,000 since the time you joined the site.

I imagine you think all my posts have to do with me wanting attention, when instead the bulk of my posts have to do with participating in the Survivor contests.

Since "Zoot" is a doctor chemistry, because he could develop a magic formula to cure him of his nasty need to attack other writers who have never attacked him. Perhaps, there is a chemical imbalance in him that makes him crazy in that regard.

Maybe, at the same time, he can make you a formula that will help refrain you from sticking your nose in other people's business and stop you from bashing others who write stories.

For the record, SSS, how many stories have you written? Of is posting shit on the boards the only contribution you make to this site? Surely, you must be good for something.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

SARAH & STELLA have everyone on ignore but always know whats going on.

Reminds me of the story Bill Cosby told about the bullet in the furnance.

When Cosy was a kid, he and classmates dropped bullets into the furnance during shop class. When the bullets popped, the teacher got pissed off and raised hell with everyone.

So one day Bill's friend Larry dropped a bullet in the furnace, and when it exploded the teacher got excited.

ALL RIGHT! WHO PUT THE BULLET IN THE FURNACE?

Silence.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU DO STUFF LIKE THAT IT REFLECTS ON YOUR PARENTS.

And he kept up the lecture until Larry got pissed off and shouted,

I DIDNT PUT THE BULLET IN THE FURNACE, AND YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER!

Thats SARAH. She didnt trash your story, and you stop talking about her!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I still dont get why any serious writer posts to LITEROTICA or any venue where a clicque can create mischief with votes. Its the same crap that happens anytime the peasants with pitchforks get a say that doesnt cost them money.

Well, that certainly sums me up in a nutshell. I'm not a serious writer. I'm just a guy who loves to write. I'd direct your question to Dr. Zoot?

If you are as good of a writer as you profess you are, Dr. Zoot, why are you wasting your time writing here?

Yes, for public exposure for someone to buy one of your E-books no doubt or something that Amazon printed for you and that is languishing and not really selling.

I can't imagine Stephen King posting here and having to defend his writing from the likes of you, Dr. Zoot.

You made a good point, JBJ. Thank you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

SARAH & STELLA have everyone on ignore but always know whats going on.

Reminds me of the story Bill Cosby told about the bullet in the furnance.

I suspect no one is on their ignore list. I suspect both are too much the busy body to run the chance of missing anything. If anything, they enjoy stirring up shit, running away, and then pointing fingers after calling Laurel.

 

[R. Richard]

It seems to me that details of your death have been greatly exaggerated.

 

[WmForrester]

It seems to me that details of your death have been greatly exaggerated.

He's still here.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It seems to me that details of your death have been greatly exaggerated.

Alas, Richard, I'm here until Laurel drags me out kicking and screaming, which may be later today (lol).

 

[scouries]

the good doctor...

QUOTE Dr M …The fact is, BFW, you're a hack, and your stories suck. You just have no idea of what makes for a quality story and therefore you don't understand why yours are so inferior, but they are. You don't win contests because you write swill.

It doesn't matter how you rant and fulminate about it. Swill is swill and it's apparent to every decent writer on this site, and acting like an asshole won't change that fact. It only shows that you're a reprehensible hack asshole.

You've amply demonstrated these last few days that you don't even have the tools to be a writer. You don't have the empathy, the understanding, the wit or the intelligence to pull off a decent piece of writing, and you obviously never will... The stuff you call fiction is laughable, and crap is crap, red W or not. That's something we know and you apparently don't. You'd think that being a talent less hack would be enough for you, but no, you've had to go and show that you're a disgusting excuse for a human being as well.

Congratulations.

Good for you Doc! Another one who joined the queue. Everyone in the “clique” has to kick poor freddie to prove they’re not going soft. To draw some blood. This closing of the elitist circle.

I love the line “every decent writer on the site”. Its one I hear repeatedly from the likes of you, the pilot, stella, miss o, etc., etc.

In your closed world, in your mocking superiority, you use it to mean two things, one, that you’re “decent” human beings, and two, that you’re “decent” writers. Of course the background code is that you really believe you’re “superior” human beings and writers compared to the rest of us.

And you people have to believe this to live with yourselves! How else can you justify being here? On a porn site? Spending your days pontificating while somewhere deep in your brain, kept buried as long as possible, is the knowledge of where you are.

Its why of course even those of you who’ve been hiding in this AH cocoon so long every once in a while break down. The camouflage disappears for a minute and you see the truth. And then immediately announce to the circle that you’re leaving. That this is not where you belong (even if it took you five years to figure it out).

In the last little while it’s happened again and again (eg DK, Mr Tex, Stella, Cloudy and now apparently graham666 to name just a few). “I’m gone, I’m out of here,” they announce. “I’m off to conquer the writing world.” And then weeks (or days) later they slink back, their tail between their legs. And immediately are slathered with love from their AH cronies. “You’re wonderful,” they coo, “and remember we’re so much better than all the other authors here.”

No you’re not! You’re not a great writer sir! No matter how often you tell yourself you are. No matter how often your little clique mates whisper their adulation. If you were you wouldn’t be here!

But you enjoy it here don’t you? Sitting on top of the Ah mountain like some omnipotent Buddha. Enlightening us with your wisdom.

Congratulations to you!

[size=+2]freddie [/size] is not a “great” writer. He’s simply a writer who loves exercising his craft. Who like all of us enjoys, yes even loves, seeing it published on LITEROTICA. Who enjoys the fact that people are reading his work.

He’s not perfect. But neither are you…

He is not a hack sir! He’s a man! He’s a writer!

I’m james r scouries …

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer good stories to good writers…[/size]

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

QUOTE Dr M …The fact is, BFW, you're a hack, and your stories suck. You just have no idea of what makes for a quality story and therefore you don't understand why yours are so inferior, but they are. You don't win contests because you write swill.

It doesn't matter how you rant and fulminate about it. Swill is swill and it's apparent to every decent writer on this site, and acting like an asshole won't change that fact. It only shows that you're a reprehensible hack asshole.

You've amply demonstrated these last few days that you don't even have the tools to be a writer. You don't have the empathy, the understanding, the wit or the intelligence to pull off a decent piece of writing, and you obviously never will... The stuff you call fiction is laughable, and crap is crap, red W or not. That's something we know and you apparently don't. You'd think that being a talent less hack would be enough for you, but no, you've had to go and show that you're a disgusting excuse for a human being as well.

Congratulations.

Good for you Doc! Another one who joined the queue. Everyone in the “clique” has to kick poor freddie to prove they’re not going soft. To draw some blood. This closing of the elitist circle.

I love the line “every decent writer on the site”. Its one I hear repeatedly from the likes of you, the pilot, stella, miss o, etc., etc.

In your closed world, in your mocking superiority, you use it to mean two things, one, that you’re “decent” human beings, and two, that you’re “decent” writers. Of course the background code is that you really believe you’re “superior” human beings and writers compared to the rest of us.

And you people have to believe this to live with yourselves! How else can you justify being here? On a porn site? Spending your days pontificating while somewhere deep in your brain, kept buried as long as possible, is the knowledge of where you are.

Its why of course even those of you who’ve been hiding in this AH cocoon so long every once in a while break down. The camouflage disappears for a minute and you see the truth. And then immediately announce to the circle that you’re leaving. That this is not where you belong (even if it took you five years to figure it out).

In the last little while it’s happened again and again (eg DK, Mr Tex, Stella, Cloudy and now apparently graham666 to name just a few). “I’m gone, I’m out of here,” they announce. “I’m off to conquer the writing world.” And then weeks (or days) later they slink back, their tail between their legs. And immediately are slathered with love from their AH cronies. “You’re wonderful,” they coo, “and remember we’re so much better than all the other authors here.”

No you’re not! You’re not a great writer sir! No matter how often you tell yourself you are. No matter how often your little clique mates whisper their adulation. If you were you wouldn’t be here!

But you enjoy it here don’t you? Sitting on top of the Ah mountain like some omnipotent Buddha. Enlightening us with your wisdom.

Congratulations to you!

[size=+2]freddie [/size] is not a “great” writer. He’s simply a writer who loves exercising his craft. Who like all of us enjoys, yes even loves, seeing it published on LITEROTICA. Who enjoys the fact that people are reading his work.

He’s not perfect. But neither are you…

He is not a hack sir! He’s a man! He’s a writer!

I’m james r scouries …

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer good stories to good writers…[/size]

Thank you, Jim, for the support of your kind words in coming to my defense of the Doctor.

The doctor doesn't understand that I may not be up to his imagined standards but that I am a better writer than many on this site. Therefore, in bashing my writing, he bashes all of those writers who work so hard to write their stories.

He's not a kind man and certainly, I don't believe he is a doctor of chemistry or of any science. Unless he is a mad scientist, he would know enough not to behave in the foul manner that he has against fellow writers.

I respect everyone who writes a story here. I've never bashed another writer's work, that is, unless they bashed mine. Tit for tat, an eye for an eye.

I suggested to the Doctor who so bravely and publically posted his opinion to write me in private so that we can discuss his concerns for my writing like gentlemen. Only, his mother tells me that he's still sitting on the toilet. She said he shit his pants when I responded back to him. He didn't think that his tirade would evoke a response from me.

It's okay Doctor, there's no need to fear me. Just because I'm big and muscular, an ex-bodybuilder and an ex-boxer (both true) doesn't mean that I will pound you into the ground. I'm an educated man, an enlightened man, and know that someone like you loves to pontificate and then run away and hide. I understand that about you.

I think if I ever took a swing at you and held my punch an inch from your face, your fat body would faint from the force of the wind energy that my punch exerted.

Few people realize the devastation that someone who has fought in the ring can wreck. I've never met a fighter who was a normal man. The power they have in their shoulders are enough to break every bone in your face. Yet, this isn't about fighting. This is about a sick doctor being mean spirited and nasty to all those who write stories here and who are not up to his standards.

Now, I know for a fact, Doctor, that you have in the past bashed many of my stories with your foul comments about excrement. Yes, I know that was you. I have proof.

You forget, Doctor, that I'm a wealthy man and have access to things that you believe are only science fiction. Moreover, I can pay people for information and I rather know much about you and your miserable life.

Now, go back to Mommy. I think she's calling you, you bearded sissy.

 

[xssve]

Uh, hello? I think you've gotten the wrong directions - the ghetto is over here.

Pick up all those empty beer bottles on your way out will you?

And pull up your pants.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

For Those Who Dont Know, Rob Was Unanimously Elected To The Mama's Boy Hall Of Fame, And Went There To Sell Autographed Pics.

 

[sr71plt]

Congratulations on your 2009 Eppie win for A Good Student, Dr. M.

Now, that's something real to point to.