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[driphoney]

His adam's apple is far sexier than his penis. If there's a contest, he should submit that. I'm going to vote for it.

I have trouble getting folks to visit my threads except when I make 'em mad, so I need to get my timing right. When do you think the most men are around? Maybe I should post someone's gorgeous tits first in my AV just to pull them in?

Now, I need good marketing and I suck at that. And should I let all the women (or everyone) vote, or should it just be me in private, so more might enter? I'm pretty sympathetic when it comes to cocks, and I'd let any body part(s) enter, even Adam's apples. So much to ponder.

I'm wanting a heavy (thick, throbbing) turn out.

Maybe I'll post my Cock AV Contest thread tomorrow when I should be studying. Should prove a lovely distraction.

 

[sr71plt]

I have trouble getting folks to visit my threads except when I make 'em mad, so I need to get my timing right. When do you think the most men are around? Maybe I should post someone's gorgeous tits first in my AV just to pull them in?

To attract the attention of most of the men on this Web site, you could run a free givaway for Geritol.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

To attract the attention of most of the men on this Web site, you could run a free givaway for Geritol.

Or Cialis . . .

 

[driphoney]

To attract the attention of most of the men on this Web site, you could run a free givaway for Geritol.

You've arrived to take your thread back!! He's back!!

And I burst out in laughter over this comment. Now. Do NOT burst my bubble! I have a great mental image going on here, and if he can get it up, then elderly cocks are more than welcome.

 

[damppanties]

I have trouble getting folks to visit my threads except when I make 'em mad, so I need to get my timing right. When do you think the most men are around? Maybe I should post someone's gorgeous tits first in my AV just to pull them in?

Now, I need good marketing and I suck at that. And should I let all the women (or everyone) vote, or should it just be me in private, so more might enter? I'm pretty sympathetic when it comes to cocks, and I'd let any body part(s) enter, even Adam's apples. So much to ponder.

I'm wanting a heavy (thick, throbbing) turn out.

Maybe I'll post my Cock AV Contest thread tomorrow when I should be studying. Should prove a lovely distraction.

Excuse me... what? You don't need to ask men to submit pictures of their cocks. Most Lit-women receive them by the PM inbox-full. At least most Lit-women with a name that hints of any kind of sexual activity.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Excuse me... what? You don't need to ask men to submit pictures of their cocks. Most Lit-women receive them by the PM inbox-full. At least most Lit-women with a name that hints of any kind of sexual activity.

I don't.... Wonder why???

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I don't.... Wonder why???

Can't figure it out, really . . .

 

[driphoney]

Excuse me... what? You don't need to ask men to submit pictures of their cocks. Most Lit-women receive them by the PM inbox-full. At least most Lit-women with a name that hints of any kind of sexual activity.

I'm jealous! My name generates comments and activitity, but I did leave my sex blank, so the first question I get is, "Are you male or female?"

And I never get any penis pics.

So sad.

 

[damppanties]

I'm jealous! My name generates comments and activitity, but I did leave my sex blank, so the first question I get is, "Are you male or female?"

And I never get any penis pics.

So sad.

Hmmm. How about you fill in 'female or gay male' in there? That'll keep them guessing while supplying you with penis pics. Yes?

God, I'm full of brilliant ideas today.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I never get any pix of any kind. I hardly ever even get comments!

 

[driphoney]

God, I'm full of brilliant ideas today.

Yes! You are! And I've enjoyed them all night long. I'll have to see if I can change my sex to be two. It's an idea and keeps me from needing to post any tits. And as for location, I could put in 'sucking your cock' or some such thing.

 

[Guest]

I never get any pix of any kind. I hardly ever even get comments!

Haven't I offered to bring the sheep shears?

More than once?

 

[jomar]

Um, you wouldn't happen to be a guy, would you?

Perhaps you could be my first entrant? Oh, pleeease? Just send it private, I won't tell anyone it's you.

With or without the decorative, yet functional, cock ring set?

His adam's apple is far sexier than his penis. If there's a contest, he should submit that. I'm going to vote for it.

1. LOL!

2.

3. Feel free to withhold judgment until evidence is submitted, if ever.

4. I just discovered there is a limit of 10 images in a post.

 

[damppanties]

3. Feel free to withhold judgment until evidence is submitted, if ever.

Oh.

Feel free to submit evidence.

With and without the decoration.

4. I just discovered there is a limit of 10 images in a post.

Late bloomer.

 

[jomar]

Oh. Feel free to submit evidence. With and without the decoration.

You wouldn't consider it sexual harassment?

Late bloomer.

Perhaps, but I don't feel bad about this one.

 

[damppanties]

You wouldn't consider it sexual harassment?

Of course not. It's consensual submission.

 

[driphoney]

With or without the decorative, yet functional, cock ring set?

One of each. Please!

 

[jomar]

Of course not. It's consensual submission.

That's a nice phrase, consensual submission.

One of each. Please!

My camera is on sabbatical, would a representative substitute be acceptable?

 

[sr71plt]

Speaking of sheep shears, I think this thread needs a bit of pruning.

 

[freshface]

Speaking of sheep shears, I think this thread needs a bit of pruning.

Hmm, I was just thinking that it was going in all sorts of fascinating directions. We may have a het version of Safe_Bet on our hands, with DripHoney soliciting nekkid pictures of the gents.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hmm, I was just thinking that it was going in all sorts of fascinating directions. We may have a het version of Safe_Bet on our hands, with DripHoney soliciting nekkid pictures of the gents.

Well, wouldn't that be fair?

 

[sr71plt]

Well, wouldn't that be fair?

What, you think all hunks are blonds?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What, you think all hunks are blonds?

Oh, Right! You have a thing for polysyllables. Then I shall rephrase, to wit: Well wouldn't that be equitable?



Primates! Sheesh . . .

 

[driphoney]

Speaking of sheep shears, I think this thread needs a bit of pruning.

Just what are you suggesting?

(And promise, your pic would be shared anonymously by me, I'd never tell. Promise. You know it'd look good right there under my name. Uh-huh. )

 

[driphoney]

My camera is on sabbatical, would a representative substitute be acceptable?

Spoilsport!