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[michchick98]

snipe, yammer, drool, gurgle, fart, stammer, snort.

No, dipstick, I was only referring to you by all three of your alts. YOU re-read my reply. I was calling Freddie Queen for the day.

Moron.

 

[michchick98]

I may have to find another one of those small things for her...

Grab a magnifying glass and look between your legs, I think you'll find a (very) small thing there scourahh.

 

[bsergi1]

No, dipstick, I was only referring to you by all three of your alts. YOU re-read my reply. I was calling Freddie Queen for the day.

Moron.

Now, why the hell would you call Freddie, Queen for the day? He's a straight guy. Sarahhh probably would abuse the title and I'm the one who wants it.

There aren't three alts in that line. There are three people. One is nice, one is nicer, and one is right. Believe me chick from Michigan. I don't lie.

It was me who accused you of defending the pilot, not Freddie. I think your head must be spinning. I'll wait while you go back and find the post........... And, then you can call Queen Right for the day.

 

[sr71plt]

Now, why the hell would you call Freddie, Queen for the day? He's a straight guy.

Well, we don't really know that, do we? He posts just like a closet queen. Consider all those congressmen with their page fetishes and all of the things they do to smoke screen. Freddie's posts are classic closet queen material. And he claims to be single. Bet he lives with his momma. Just saying. You wouldn't know either way, of course . . . unless, of course, you are Freddie.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

And bserg/scouraah/freddie, FYI...I'm not defending him, I'm merely pointing out the obvious to Queen for a day. S/he tries to insult someone by accusing them of doing the exact same thing s/he's done.

By the way, have you visited the doctor for your problem? You know the blithering idiot problem?

Did you just call Drone...Queen for a day? I knew he liked wearing silk. Now, that explains the pink parachute he's never without. He's a pain in the ass getting in an elevator behind him while he's wearing that pink parachute.

Queen for a day, huh? And all this time I thought you defended this light in the loafers guy. I like it, Michchick, Queen for a day.

Only, I suspect that Drone is queen...every day.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Wish upon a star

I'm really, really good at multitasking.

The point is that I do--and I still turn out all those books that get good reviews and go up to top best-seller lists. That's reality that offsets the ScouriesWorld fantasy group. Doesn't it just fry your gourd?

Best sellers list? How many books must you sell to make the best sellers list...100? We are talking about E-books here, correct?

The fact that you must write so many denotes that they are not a very profitable endeavor. The fact that you are here posting to this thread on this board tells me that you are not very successful.

It must suck to be you, to pretend you're a pilot, and now to further pretend to be a "best selling" author who spends his time posting to this thread instead of living the high life that other successful authors do.

Tell me, when do you make your trip down the red carpet? When do you make your appearance at the Oscars? Will I be reading about you and all your "best selling" books in People's magazine? Which celebrities have you been linked with or made a scandal?

Yes, I think you are very big...in your mind. Keep believing it, Drone. Wish upon that star and one day, after you had one too many drinks, it will come true in your personal rubber room.

"Who's the bum they brought in last night?"

"He thinks he's an ex-pilot, "best selling" author."

"He looks like another bum to me."

"Poor guy. Imagine being that crazy?"

Yeah, I can Drone. How does it feel to be delusional?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yikes, did everyone catch the QUEENS new av? Is

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*L*A*U*R*E*L*

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going Hollywood on us?

Tres chic madame... Is the smiling cat out? I may have to find another one of those small things for her...

I’m james r scouries and I know the QUEEN is definitely improving…

[size=+2]Dolphins like the new QUEEN …[/size]

Yes, I did and I like it so much better than the fat, flurry cat. By the way, did you notice how she was looking at...me? There was a twinkle in her eye every time she gaze upon my...magnificence.

Gees, I must get away from this thread. It's contagious. I'm acting too much like scouries. Before you know it, I'll be thinking that all my hits are...sales.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, dipstick, I was only referring to you by all three of your alts. YOU re-read my reply. I was calling Freddie Queen for the day.

Moron.

Actually, my dear, as a Leo, that is, Leo the Lion, if anything, I am...King for every day. If there is a Queen here, the title belongs to...Drone. Had his mother survived his child birth, she would have been very proud that her son is...a Queen.

There's something catchy about a Queer being a Queen. Hey, Drone, I think I stumbled upon a new title for one of your E coloring books. The Queer Queen. What do you think? It has a ring to it, doesn't it?

Drone, the Queer Queen. You can write about how no one knew you were a Queer Queen in the Air Force, that is, until you parachuted down and opened your pink parachute.

"Hey, what's with the pink parachute, manly man, super sonic pilot?"

"Oh, I must have washed my chute with my red socks."

"Washed your chute? Do you actually wash your parachute?"

"Yeah, don't you?"

"Nah, man, that's just too gay."

"Gay? Oh, yeah, well, it gets dirty when it drags all over the ground. Besides, I like a clean chute."

"Get away from me man and stop staring at my ass."

 

[sarahhh]

and Sarahh has a four-year-old self-published book only available in print-on-demand at Amazon.com.

I corrected you on this yesterday, but there you go saying it again. You keep on saying the same things over and over (on a plethora of subjects) that have been proven to be untrue. But that doesn't stop you from saying them over and over again.

YOUR print books like Cruising Through History are only available at Amazon.com. Because your books have an ISBN furnished by CreateSpace/Amazon. You can find my print book at many other places, including other big sellers like Barnes and Noble and Books A Million.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I corrected you on this yesterday, but there you go saying it again. You keep on saying the same things over and over (on a plethora of subjects) that have been proven to be untrue. But that doesn't stop you from saying them over and over again.

YOUR print books like Cruising Through History are only available at Amazon.com. Because your books have an ISBN furnished by CreateSpace/Amazon. You can find my print book at many other places, including other big sellers like Barnes and Noble and Books A Million.

Are gay imaginary pilot follows by the rules, "Don't ask, don't tell."

Obviously, he has nothing to tell, but plays the game to make people think that he's...somebody.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, I see the "just talkers" (including the closet queen pink Chihuhua) are out in force again today--trying to make their words do since they can't/don't actually do.


Reality sucks, don't it, Sarahh and Freddie G?

 

[sr71plt]

IYOUR print books like Cruising Through History are only available at Amazon.com. Because your books have an ISBN furnished by CreateSpace/Amazon. You can find my print book at many other places, including other big sellers like Barnes and Noble and Books A Million.

One of the things I keep saying is that print books are pretty much irrelevant to the world of erotica. The market for erotica is e-books.

It's nice you can get your four-year-old self-published book at B&N and BooksAMillion--assuming you'd want it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

One of the things I keep saying is that print books are pretty much irrelevant to the world of erotica. The market for erotica is e-books.

It's nice you can get your four-year-old self-published book at B&N and BooksAMillion--assuming you'd want it.

Hey, Buddy, what are you doing here? Didn't you see the thread that 3113 started? She has some questions to ask you about being gayola.

 

[sr71plt]

Hey, Buddy, what are you doing here? Didn't you see the thread that 3113 started? She has some questions to ask you about being gayola.

As usual, you are out to lunch--3113 didn't start the thread.

But, I think Vermillion wanted an effeminate closet boy, Freddie. So, I was looking for you to respond to her.

 

[sarahhh]

What part of "Kindle is AMAZON" do you not understand? No one else makes the KINDLE reader besides Amazon. It's not a "manner of speaking", KINDLE IS PRODUCED AND DISTRIBUTED BY AMAZON, plain and simple.

You were so obsessed with my pretty book cover yesterday, I thought it best to wait until your psychotic mind cleared before I got back to this.

Of course, you took what I said out of context and babbled on and on, as usual. I was referring to buying books and not the Kindle device. But you knew that.

I was referring to the fact that you can buy books at the Kindle Store (e-books) and the CreateSpace Store (print books) that are not listed on Amazon.com.

 

[sr71plt]

You were so obsessed with my pretty book cover yesterday, I thought it best toI was referring to buying books and not the Kindle device. But you knew that.

What books? A cover design does not make a book. (even stolen ones like Freddie has posted here). Where's the beef? Where's the book?

I was referring to the fact that you can buy books at the Kindle Store (e-books) and the CreateSpace Store (print books) that are not listed on Amazon.com.

Still a little thickheaded, hon? The Kindle Store and CreateSpace are Amazon.com. When you shop there you are shopping on Amazon.com.

 

[sarahhh]

One of the things I keep saying is that print books are pretty much irrelevant to the world of erotica. The market for erotica is e-books.

Yes, you do keep saying that, over and over and over and again and again and again.

Since e-books are less than 2% of the total book market, I would be reluctant to so glibly dismiss print books. When you teach those professors (professors of what, bullshit, like you?) the Bible, do you use an e-book Bible or a print Bible? Is the Bible erotica?

Over at Amazon.com, there is no main Category (click Books, the list on the left) for Erotica, but there is for Romance and Gay & Lesbian, among others. So Gay & Lesbian is your Category, I guess. Now what makes your books erotica? The sex? Because you say so? BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, do you think Ace’s books are erotic?

Are the multi-chapter epics on Literotica that start a chapter with “There is little or no sex in this chapter” truly erotica?

You in essence are trying to separate erotica from everything else. I don’t think that is possible.

 

[sr71plt]

Well, no one asked you, but you always seem to be stepping in to defend the pilot.

Could it be because you really, really suck at this game you are trying to play?

Why are you defending Sarahh and Freddie? (Could that provide the answer to your question? Ya think?)

I wonder why trolls are always such strangers to simple logic.

 

[sr71plt]

Yes, you do keep saying that, over and over and over and again and again and again.

Yes, and you are so dumb about it over and over and over again.

Reality is never going to fit your fantasy, Sarahh.

Since e-books are less than 2% of the total book market, I would be reluctant to so glibly dismiss print books. When you teach those professors (professors of what, bullshit, like you?) the Bible, do you use an e-book Bible or a print Bible? Is the Bible erotica?

We're talking the erotica submarket, not the total market.

You certainly are clueless.

But, it doesn't bother me if you want to continue to be clueless. Doesn't affect me in the slightest.

Over at Amazon.com, there is no main Category (click Books, the list on the left) for Erotica, but there is for Romance and Gay & Lesbian, among others. So Gay & Lesbian is your Category, I guess. Now what makes your books erotica? The sex? Because you say so? BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, do you think Ace’s books are erotic?

Yes, we've all seen how Amazon.com-challenged you are.

Are the multi-chapter epics on Literotica that start a chapter with “There is little or no sex in this chapter” truly erotica?

Now your mind is completely wandering to the irrelevant. What does that have to do with me?

You in essence are trying to separate erotica from everything else. I don’t think that is possible.

Yes, we've all gotten a good taste of your logic.

 

[sarahhh]

As is I’m sure our lovely friend (though badly misinformed on hockey matters) miss sarahhh is too.

Its amazing to me that someone so informed about football knows so little about hockey…

Tell Jim to get his crying towel out again.

Panthers @ Pens tonite.

Don't expect the results to be any different than last week.

 

[sarahhh]

Still a little thickheaded, hon? The Kindle Store and CreateSpace are Amazon.com. When you shop there you are shopping on Amazon.com.

Actually, CreateSpace is a company that belongs to a subsidiary of Amazon last I heard. But that's beside the point here.

No, shopping for books from the Kindle Store or CreateSpace Store is not the same as shopping for books at Amazon.com.

There are books that are listed at the Kindle Store (e-books) or the CreateSpace Store (print books) that are not listed on Amazon.com. That means, in case you still haven't figured out this mystery, you can not buy them at Amazon.com.

 

[sr71plt]

Tell you what, Sarahh. You continue what you're doing in erotica publishing (bluster with no show), and I'll continue what I'm doing (publishing with eXcessica in real books that actually exist and get good reviews and do well on the lists)--and we'll all be happy. All of your bluster means nothing in terms of reality. All it does for my books is give them publicity.

And you certainly can continue "worrying" about how books can be packaged and ordered all you want. I'm happy going with reality.

Who do you think you're fooling?

 

[sr71plt]

There are books that are listed at the Kindle Store (e-books) or the CreateSpace Store (print books) that are not listed on Amazon.com. That means, in case you still haven't figured out this mystery, you can not buy them at Amazon.com.

You have a URL for the Kindle store that doesn't go through Amazon.com? You have a URL for CreateSpace that doesn't associate itself with Amazon.com? Cite them.

You are such a dope. And I don't mind letting you show everyone you are.

Who do you think you are fooling?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

What books? A cover design does not make a book. (even stolen ones like Freddie has posted here). Where's the beef? Where's the book?



Still a little thickheaded, hon? The Kindle Store and CreateSpace are Amazon.com. When you shop there you are shopping on Amazon.com.

You know, Drone, there is nothing that you can possibly write that can bother me. Do you know why that is? I'll tell you. I'm rich. I have so much friggin money that I can't spend it if I tried and trust me I tried.

I've made some dumb investments. I've loaned money to friends. Yet, everything I've done financially has grown. I have more money now, then when I won the lottery.

I feel bad for all those people who invested with people like Madoff. Not me. I prefer controlling which stocks that I buy. I'm making a killing now, picking bargains.

I'm thinking about taking a trip to Germany in September. I miss driving my Porsche. I'm sorry that I sold it to buy the Ferrari. I'm not impressed with the Ferrari. The Porsche was a better car. It just felt better, you know. How would you know? Anyway, they've made some improvements with the 911's, my preferred choice and some of the colors are like candy, especially the blue, green, and orange. I haven't decided on a color.

What's nice about the Porsche, unlike the Ferrari, is that you can customize the car from wheels to suspension to the interior. Ferrari's are a snobby car. I do enjoy my Bentley, though.

So, why am I telling you all this? Because when you have all that I have, when you can constantly and continally buy toys, from TV's to stereos to homes trips to cars to jewelry, you're just a nuisance. You're just a little gay man who writes books that no one buys and no one reads. If they did buy them and read them, you wouldn't have to write so many. That's obvious.

Frank McCort only had to write one book, Angela's Ashes. J K didn't have to write more than one Harry Potter book to be rich. ...and here you are destined to litter the E-book market with 2 dozen of your little gay offerings. Good luck to you.

So, tell me, which color Porsche would you buy...blue, green or orange. I'm thinking about the green, but I do like the orange. My Ferrari was yellow and my Bentley is blue. I think that if I buy the green Porsche it may clash with the Bentley. Maybe, I'll buy the orange one and with all the custom upgrades, it will nearly cost as much as my Bentley.

It's so nice to have money. Don't you wish you had some, Drone? If you did you wouldn't have to write all those nasty little books that you can't sell and that no one reads. It's so futile, isn't it? I feel bad for you. Yet, you don't deserve any better.

Okay, I have to go now. Ta ta.

 

[sr71plt]

You know, Drone, there is nothing that you can possibly write that can bother me. Do you know why that is? I'll tell you. I'm rich. I have so much friggin money that I can't spend it if I tried and trust me I tried.

I've made some dumb investments. I've loaned money to friends. Yet, everything I've done financially has grown. I have more money now, then when I won the lottery.

I feel bad for all those people who invested with people like Madoff. Not me. I prefer controlling which stocks that I buy. I'm making a killing now, picking bargains.

I'm thinking about taking a trip to Germany in September. I miss driving my Porsche. I'm sorry that I sold it to buy the Ferrari. I'm not impressed with the Ferrari. The Porsche was a better guy. It just felt better, you know. How would you know? Anyway, they've made some improvements with the 911's, my preferred choice and some of the colors are like candy, especially the blue, green, and orange. I haven't decided on a color.

What's nice about the Porsche, unlike the Ferrari, is that you can customize the car from wheels to suspension to the interior. Ferrari's are a snobby car. I do enjoy my Bentley, though.

So, why am I telling you all this? Because when you have all that I have, when you can constantly and continally buy toys, from TV's to stereos to homes trips to cars to jewelry, you're just a nuisance. You're just a little gay man who writes books that no one buys and no one reads. If they did buy them and read them, you wouldn't have to write so many. That's obvious.

Frank McCort only had to write one book, Angela's Ashes. J K didn't have to write more than one Harry Potter book to be rich. ...and here you are destined to litter the E-book market with 2 dozen of your little gay offerings. Good luck to you.

So, tell me, which color Porsche would you buy...blue, green or orange. I'm thinking about the green, but I do like the orange. My Ferrari was yellow and my Bentley is blue. I think that if I buy the green Porsche it may clash with the Bentley. Maybe, I'll buy the orange one and with all the custom upgrades, it will nearly cost as much as my Bentley.

It's so nice to have money. Don't you wish you had some, Drone? If you did you wouldn't have to write all those nasty little books that you can't sell and that no one reads. It's so futile, isn't it? I feel bad for you. Yet, you don't deserve any better.

Okay, I have to go now. Ta ta.

I knew that would flush you out of your closet, pinkie. I can just envision the effeminate little chihuahua foaming at the mouth and yap yapping away. Such a classic closet boy.

I didn't bother to read your nervous little diatribe, by the way. I've read the Senator Larry Craig transcripts. I know what you closet boys blubber about to try to deflect light from your closets.