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[sr71plt]

I either do them myself or Selena does them. Of course, you'll toss in a cheap shot about how crappy the cover(s) turned out, but you know, that's okay. I know my work and Selena's work is still leaps and bounds above yours....and LEGAL to use.

That and the fact that yours are on actual books and not just more ScouriesWorld whatiffing.

 

[michchick98]

And if you click on the paperback you will note (at least as of one minute ago) it does not state "Also Available in: Kindle Edition" like it does on his queen's books. It does not state "Start reading____________in under a minute" but instead states "I'd like to read this book on Kindle" and if you click that, there is another blurb about sending a request to the publisher.

Tell me why oh why I'm still replying to you.

Okay, the paperback version has the "I wanna read this on Kindle" link, I get that, but on the search results, it lists the KINDLE version below the paperback. Did you miss that?

And your argument was that the Kindle Store is not part of Amazon. So now you're rescinding that argument, too? And really, why the fuck does it matter to you anyway? What are you trying to prove exactly? That you're a dim-witted fucktard? We already know that.

Are there lots of blinking lights in your world, butch?

 

[bsergi1]

This is Educational

And besides the people who aren't you and Queen Freddie and Queen Scouries, what are you demonstrating exactly?

Are you demonstrating it's okay to take an image from any site and use it for a book cover? Because that's what it looks like your little demonstration implies. If you're using that image for a book cover which will eventually generate monetary gain, then it's commercial use, not educational you dimwit and therefore, according to the Terms of Use for that site, you're not allowed to use it.

And I don't pay a professional big bucks for my book covers. About $20 gets me credits at a stock photo site and I can get 10 - 15 images with that $20, sometimes more, depending on how much each image costs in credits.

I either do them myself or Selena does them. Of course, you'll toss in a cheap shot about how crappy the cover(s) turned out, but you know, that's okay. I know my work and Selena's work is still leaps and bounds above yours....and LEGAL to use.

So you keep up your new argument about "I'm demonstrating" and keep spouting off about how much you (don't) know about cover art and I'll sit back and laugh at your obvious ignorance.

Have a nice day, sunshine.

NOT!

Sarahhh, here's the educational part you've been looking for. The chick from Michigan just explained to everyone how to make a book cover.

Since this is posted on Scouries World and Sarahhh has permission from Scouries to be posting here, and the chick from Michigan is playing the part the of teacher today, instead of SR71plt, then I would classify this as education.

Its all legal, girl. Put your little c in the corner and run with it. If you really want to CYA, add the word pending. Now, see if you can snag a couple of dolphins to add a wave and call it your own.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I think that I can claify some of Drone's mystery books. You see, as a gay, I mean, as a bi-sexual man, a member of the Air Force, I mean, as a member of his imaginary Air Force, as a pilot, I mean, as a make believe pilot, Drone subscribes to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

He carries that motto with him in regards to his literature, too, I mean, pornography.

If you'd like to know where his books are, "Don't ask because he won't tell."

Now, here is the part where he chastises me asking me where my books are published and this is the part where I tell him that I don't have any books published, except for those 2 E-books that I pulled.

And this is the part where I tell him again that I don't need the few dollars that he earns writing E-books every 3 weeks. (Wow, they must really be good books to spend 3 weeks writing them.)

He did say that he was contracted to write 20 E-books in the course of a year. If my math is correct, that's less than 3 weeks a book. Either the man is gifted or the books are...shit. If you ask me, I don't think he's gifted.

Are we clear?

Yep, as clear as a London Fog.

"Don't ask anything because he won't tell."

 

[michchick98]

blah, blah, blah, blah

*yawn*

 

[michchick98]

He did say that he was contracted to write 20 E-books in the course of a year. If my math is correct, that's less than 3 weeks a book. Either the man is gifted or the books are...shit. If you ask me, I don't think he's gifted.

This coming from the person who pumped out...what...around 350 stories here in a year? If my math is correct, that's almost a story a day. Either you're gifted or the stories were...shit. If you ask me...well, pretty much anyone, we don't think you're gifted.

 

[bsergi1]

I think that I can claify some of Drone's mystery books. You see, as a gay, I mean, as a bi-sexual man, a member of the Air Force, I mean, as a member of his imaginary Air Force, as a pilot, I mean, as a make believe pilot, Drone subscribes to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

He carries that motto with him in regards to his literature, too, I mean, pornography.

If you'd like to know where his books are, "Don't ask because he won't tell."

Now, here is the part where he chastises me asking me where my books are published and this is the part where I tell him that I don't have any books published, except for those 2 E-books that I pulled.

And this is the part where I tell him again that I don't need the few dollars that he earns writing E-books every 3 weeks. (Wow, they must really be good books to spend 3 weeks writing them.)

He did say that he was contracted to write 20 E-books in the course of a year. If my math is correct, that's less than 3 weeks a book. Either the man is gifted or the books are...shit. If you ask me, I don't think he's gifted.

Are we clear?

Yep, as clear as a London Fog.

"Don't ask anything because he won't tell."

Freddie,

How do you think a person who claims to be a pilot would have time to write 20 books and fly a plane? Of course, if he has the summer off, he might have time.

Get your calculator out again. I want to see if this is a more realistic time schedule to complete his mission/task.

 

[bsergi1]

This coming from the person who pumped out...what...around 350 stories here in a year? If my math is correct, that's almost a story a day. Either you're gifted or the stories were...shit. If you ask me...well, pretty much anyone, we don't think you're gifted.

Well, no one asked you, but you always seem to be stepping in to defend the pilot.

 

[michchick98]

yammer, drool, snort, drivel, fart

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[michchick98]

blather, stutter, drool, burp, fart.

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[michchick98]

Well, no one asked you, but you always seem to be stepping in to defend the pilot.

And bserg/scouraah/freddie, FYI...I'm not defending him, I'm merely pointing out the obvious to Queen for a day. S/he tries to insult someone by accusing them of doing the exact same thing s/he's done.

By the way, have you visited the doctor for your problem? You know the blithering idiot problem?

 

[bsergi1]

And bserg/scouraah/freddie, FYI...I'm not defending him, I'm merely pointing out the obvious to Queen for a day. S/he tries to insult someone by accusing them of doing the exact same thing s/he's done.

By the way, have you visited the doctor for your problem? You know the blithering idiot problem?

I see you can turn that ignore button on and off at your whim. That's a very convenient feature. There should be only one choice--it's either on, or it's off.

You shouldn't be so quick to call me Queen. It might stick. I can already see there are more subjects who could probably carry the title better than I.

Who do you think I'm defending? I'm not butting in here to help anyone. I came here to complain about the pilot's/teacher's need to correct everyone for innocent mistakes. You came marching behind him like a parade of fools. He/she seems to have changed his ways, but you continue to defend he/she and now Selena, all because Sarahhh can't find her glasses and can't probably give two shits about the law because she's probably out beyond the legal limits.

Talk about beating this horse to death. It died two pages ago. Maybe its time to go to the funeral and pay your last respects. Oh, sorry, you probably don't know what respect is. Maybe SR71plt will just lead us all into a prayer.

 

[sr71plt]

IHe did say that he was contracted to write 20 E-books in the course of a year. If my math is correct, that's less than 3 weeks a book. Either the man is gifted or the books are...shit. If you ask me, I don't think he's gifted.

Are we clear?

No we're not clear. I have never posted that I was contracted to write 20 E-books a year. Methinks the pink Chihuahua doesn't know what "contracted" means (like we've discovered that Scouries doesn't understand what "royalities" means).

I am contracted to write two mainstream novels this year (one of which is already at the publishers). But I've never posted that, because I keep my erotica writing world separate from my mainstream one.

I have given eXcessica a schedule of 14 e-books to publish this year. But they are not in any sense contracted. In addition to those, however (and three of them have now been published and seven more manuscripts have already been submitted to eXcessica for publishing later in the year). I have another one ready to submit for October release that isn't in the schedule worked out with eXcessica and I already have three e-books mostly together to start off the 2010 publishing year.

Where the little pink Chihuahua has really gone off the rails, however, is in assuming that all of these are written in the year in which they are published. I only went into e-book publishing in April of last year; I'd been writing erotica for three years. I'm just packaging material already written into books.

I believe it's Freddie who has tried for the past two years to cram in enough writing of short (very short) stories here at Lit. to come in second place in the survivor's contest. He certainly shouldn't mix up his writing efforts with mine.

Oh by the way, Freddie, my M/F Romance book, released last week, Blue Roses Tattoo is currently sitting in eXcessica best-selling spot #5 of the 151 eXcessica releases at Fictionwise. I really do recommend it to you.

No mystery here folks. Just the pink Chihuahua's brain rot (as usual).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

This coming from the person who pumped out...what...around 350 stories here in a year? If my math is correct, that's almost a story a day. Either you're gifted or the stories were...shit. If you ask me...well, pretty much anyone, we don't think you're gifted.

Actually, my fat, unemployed, mean and miserable friend, and I use the term friend loosely, as is your morals, writing a story a day is a far cry from writing a "quasi" novel in 3 weeks.

...and yes, I am gifted, if I say so myself. There aren't very many writers here who can match my output and if my hits were sales, I'd have more than 10 million of them. How's that...toots?

I'll match my stories with your stories any day. Please don't go on about how many red H's you have. That's as arbitrary as green E's, which you don't have any of those, do you? Matter of fact, I have more green E's than you, Selena, and Dani combined.

Hey, I have to give Drone credit, he has six, I think. Now, I never said that Drone wasn't a good writer. I just said that he needs to take his head out of his ass and out of every guys ass and write stories other than gay stories. He needs to broaden his horizon, so to speak.

The thing is Michchick is that you know that I'm a way wicked better writer than you and all of your little friends, who, actually aren't so little.

Selena makes off that she's pregnant, but she's just as fat as you.

"Step away from the Cheese Doodles, Honey."

 

[sr71plt]

Also, I see no need to explain being a better, faster writer than you are, Freddie (or can imagine, apparently). My books get very nice reviews by objective reviewers who don't have your ax to grind. You can readily find them--just go to the listings at eXcessica for the individual books, where teasers are given that trace back to the full review.

In the face of bluster, reality will win out every time, Freddie (and others). My books are really, really there. They can be ordered and their reviews can be checked. What you guys have is . . . nothin. (Well Freddie has two covers that don't belong to him with no book behind them you can order, and Sarahh has a four-year-old self-published book only available in print-on-demand at Amazon.com. And bsergi1? Well, that alt just has a mouth, apparently. Scouries at least has a thread--although he's lost control of it to his alter egos. )

 

[sr71plt]

...and yes, I am gifted, if I say so myself. There aren't very many writers here who can match my output and if my hits were sales, I'd have more than 10 million of them. How's that...toots?

With Freddie and friends, it always seems to be about the "if."

Welcome to ScouriesWorld, the home of the "I could . . . if."

 

[scouries]

QUOTE sarahhh Of course it's educational use. I used it to demonstrate to scouries and anyone else who wants to publish a book how easy it is to create a cover themselves in a few minutes. Or they could pay a "professional" big bucks.

And it’s a wonderful cover my dear. These clearly identified MENTALLY CHALLENGED posters have trouble understanding even the simplest thing. It’s sad really.

As to yours truly I’ve been out doing research for future best sellers the last few days – just as the Swallows return to Capistrano so too do the beautiful, horny, drunk coeds return to Miami Beach every year. So during the day I’ve be out on the beach observing them in all their bikinied finery… and in the clubs along Washington every night…

I must say they’re an inspiration. One I met last night is going to figure prominently in one of my next blockbusters … a milky skinned farmgirl from Iowa…

I’m james r scouries and I believe the American University system should extend Spring Break so it goes from January to June each year…

[size=+2]Dolphins think “mentally challenged” members have no numbers... no mas…[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

As to yours truly I’ve been out doing research for future best sellers the last few days

Need I say more about the if of the fantasy world known as ScouriesWorld?

 

[michchick98]

You shouldn't be so quick to call me Queen. It might stick. I can already see there are more subjects who could probably carry the title better than I.

Thanks for another confirmation of who you are, Freddie. I didn't call bserg Queen, I called you Queen and I called scouries Queen.

Good day to you, Queenie. There, I officially called your BSERG ID Queen now, too. Go cry to your mommy now, Freddie. I'm sure she'd give a shit....but probably not.

 

[michchick98]

yammer, yammer, drool, snort, blather, fart

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I really have Drone's panties in a bunch, huh, Drone?

I have nothing? Yeah, I guess you're right, that is, if you mean, having to pump out a novel every 3 weeks is having something then I guess you are right, I have nothing.

How do you find the time to waste posting to the board in the way you do?

When you have as much as I have, Drone, then you can say that you have something.

Let me remind you, I don't work. I don't have to leave my house if I don't want to leave it. If I want something, I order it online. I don't give a care what it cost. I put in on my credit or debit card and pay the balance as soon as it arrives.

Recession? Depression? It doesn't effect me, Drone.

Now, what you have is you must dance your publisher's dance. You must pump out a "masterpiece" of a novel every three weeks. Yeah, how do you do it? Wow! Stephen King and J. K. must wonder how you do it, only, they don't know who the fuck you are. No one does. You're a nobody and a no one.

Tell you what, Drone, let me know when you're on Oprah hawking your book. I'll be impressed then. Until then, you're a dime novelist. That's fine if that's what you want, but it's not what I want.

I'm free. I write what I want when I want to write it. I can write whatever I want. I'm not stuck writing the same book with different titles. That gets old real fast.

Good luck to you. I hope you sell a million, er, a hundred thousand, er ten thousand, er a thousand, er a hundred. Yeah, you'd be lucky to sell a hundred of those "masterpieces", which is why you must write so many. They are all so...forgetable.

 

[sr71plt]

Chihuhauyapyapyapyap

How do you find the time to waste posting to the board in the way you do?

Chihuahuayapyapyap

I'm really, really good at multitasking.

The point is that I do--and I still turn out all those books that get good reviews and go up to top best-seller lists. That's reality that offsets the ScouriesWorld fantasy group. Doesn't it just fry your gourd?

 

[bsergi1]

And bserg/scouraah/freddie, FYI...I'm not defending him, I'm merely pointing out the obvious to Queen for a day. S/he tries to insult someone by accusing them of doing the exact same thing s/he's done.

By the way, have you visited the doctor for your problem? You know the blithering idiot problem?

You don't have a fucking clue who you are talking to, do you chick from Michigan? There are three separate people here that you strung along with a slash mark. Reread your sentence and realize who your post is replying to. I assumed you were calling me Queen for a day, and I WANT the title.

 

[scouries]

Omg!

Yikes, did everyone catch the QUEENS new av? Is

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*L*A*U*R*E*L*

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going Hollywood on us?

Tres chic madame... Is the smiling cat out? I may have to find another one of those small things for her...

I’m james r scouries and I know the QUEEN is definitely improving…

[size=+2]Dolphins like the new QUEEN …[/size]

 

[bsergi1]

Yikes, did everyone catch the QUEENS new av? Is

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*L*A*U*R*E*L*

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[/size]

going Hollywood on us?

Tres chic madame... Is the smiling cat out? I may have to find another one of those small things for her...

I’m james r scouries and I know the QUEEN is definitely improving…

[size=+2]Dolphins like the new QUEEN …[/size]

Are dolphins good to the Queen?