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[R. Richard]

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Sex party swingers in mini riot over clothed guest at nudist colony

A TOURIST who refused to take his clothes off at a swinger sex party has been blamed for "a mini-riot" at a north Queensland nudist colony.

Police were called amid threats of violence and lewd behaviour and ordered the Brisbane man and his wife from the adults-only "anything goes" sex party.

The White Cockatoo resort at Mossman, near Port Douglas, is promoting swingers and sex parties in a month of hedonism for March in a bid to boost sagging tourism figures.

Once billed as the nation's top group-sex hotspot for swingers, the resort made international headlines last year when The Courier-Mail first reported plans to lift a self-imposed swinger ban.

Owner Tony Fox said the "mini-riot" erupted when four naked female guests protested when confronted by the fully-clothed man.

"They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them off and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off," said the nudist colony manager.

"He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."

 

[KarennaC]

Ooh, plot bunny!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

So much for "anything goes"...

 

[R. Richard]

So much for "anything goes"...

As usual, they meant 'anything goes,' as long as it fits in.

 

[Guest]

Well, if this is how they were staring at the revelers, I'm not surprised that folks objected vehemently. (Sheesh!)

 

[R. Richard]

Well, if this is how they were staring at the revelers, I'm not surprised that folks objected vehemently. (Sheesh!)

If you look at the pictures of the couple, refusing to take their clothes off was a godsend!

 

[Jack_Samuel]

I thought clothes were... Optional?

 

[Guest]

Not for the orgy.

Dress code was no white tie, lots of tails.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If you look at the pictures of the couple, refusing to take their clothes off was a godsend!

To be perfectly honest (and just a bit rude) more clothes were called for! I'd have required double-breasted topcoat, muffler wrapped up to the bottom of the nose, very large sunglasses and a broadbrimmed hat.

 

[R. Richard]

To be perfectly honest (and just a bit rude) more clothes were called for! I'd have required double-breasted topcoat, muffler wrapped up to the bottom of the nose, very large sunglasses and a broadbrimmed hat.

A bourqa for the lady should do it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

A bourqa for the lady should do it.

Just for the lady? Hell, put one on the guy, too!

 

[DeeZire]

..there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."..

argy-bargy? Is that a term specific to guys who look like Rodney Dangerfield?

 

[R. Richard]

argy-bargy? Is that a term specific to guys who look like Rodney Dangerfield?

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