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*wanders into thread, moaning* hehe... ok ok....
(ahem, moaning in a zombie monster kind of way)
*continues moaning, in a zombie monster kind of way, now that your mind is out of the gutter. gutter thinking... on this site... who would have..*
anyway
*wanders into thread, moanaing*
errrrrrrrr
errrrrrrrr!
errrrrrr
must wank!...
must wank!...
errrr, errrr!...
must wank, must wank....
errr
*wanks, expressionless*
errrr....
*wanks like a zombie... however zombies would wank... which is gross in the first place but stay with the joke here please*
errrrr... mmm.. hehe... i mean, eerr.....
that's right ladies..
it's...
Wankenstein! zombie masturbator!
yeah.... that was kind of stupid. hehe
wait! wait! hehe...
behold! wankenstein's monster! hehe
*giggling* it's alive! it's alive! the monshtah!
madness... it's all madness i say!... wanking madness....
*thinks getting zapped by lightning in the penis, erect or not, must really hurt. resolves to not go out in a lightning storm with an erection.*
sorry to krackheadkathy.
morning wank quota... met.
hehe *slinks in again*
something i should not say during an argument with a lady...
"you're right. you're right. you have a vagina. you're right."
yeah. that would be bad. maybe i should leave the part out about her being right... cause i'd probably be right anyway. then again she does have a vagina...