30s male usa, seeking nice cute lady
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hehe... something to *not* say during sex...
ahem...
well i can't say it if you just staring at me. ahem, yes....
whoopsaydaisey
yep, that's it. whoopsaydaisey is forbidden during the act of sex in any form. it's just not allowed. cause i said so. 
ahem...
well i can't say it if you just staring at me.
ahem, yes....whoopsaydaisey
yep, that's it. whoopsaydaisey is forbidden during the act of sex in any form. it's just not allowed.
cause i said so. whoopsaydaisey.
see? you know what i'm not doing right now don't you?
an have you ever heard of anyone having sex who said it? *raises eyebrow in a sexy, sexy manner, yet still in an intriguing way which makes you think hanon is just being overly verbose and maybe he has big verbs!*
i got big verbs ladies....
*dangles a modifying just for the heck of it* won't be dangling tomorrow morning. i know that. might turn into a hard truth by morning. or maybe a conjunction? ooo hehe... *say it again... s l o w l y . . .* conjunction.... ooo.....
damn i gotta get laid. it's late and i'm getting turned on by the parts of speech....
see? you know what i'm not doing right now don't you?
an have you ever heard of anyone having sex who said it? *raises eyebrow in a sexy, sexy manner, yet still in an intriguing way which makes you think hanon is just being overly verbose and maybe he has big verbs!*
i got big verbs ladies....
*dangles a modifying just for the heck of it* won't be dangling tomorrow morning. i know that. might turn into a hard truth by morning. or maybe a conjunction? ooo hehe... *say it again... s l o w l y . . .* conjunction.... ooo..... damn i gotta get laid. it's late and i'm getting turned on by the parts of speech....
WinterBlueAbby
Literotica Guru
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Someone call 911! Herman hasn't been sighted in over 2 days!
Did you mix up the superglue in the lube? PLEASE get back to us soon!
You are missed
Did you mix up the superglue in the lube? PLEASE get back to us soon!
You are missed
hehe...
*walks out*
hello ladies...
*whips out my stimulus package*
impressive ain't it?
i could, like, help out any ladies who need bailing out with my stimulus package. *wonders if you can bale ladies*
any ladies need some stimulus package help? need some assistance from my stimulus package?
*nods* laaaaadies....
*walk back in* (because i walked out before)
*stimulus package drags along behind* (cause it's bigger than we expected right?)
*walks out*
hello ladies...
*whips out my stimulus package*
impressive ain't it?
i could, like, help out any ladies who need bailing out with my stimulus package. *wonders if you can bale ladies*
any ladies need some stimulus package help?
need some assistance from my stimulus package?*nods* laaaaadies....
*walk back in* (because i walked out before)
*stimulus package drags along behind* (cause it's bigger than we expected right?)
aw... it's late. i have to power wank. i almost don't want to. how the hell does wanking become a chore?
i could go to sle... what the hell am i saying? i'm so tired...
*hopes i don't wake myself up tomorrow with a fart while i'm sleeping* yeah, it's true. five minutes before the alarm went off too. zzzz, peaceful sleep. . . baaaarip! wha!
*sniffsniffsniff* i sure hope that's the fish i ate....
i could go to sle...
what the hell am i saying? i'm so tired...*hopes i don't wake myself up tomorrow with a fart while i'm sleeping* yeah, it's true. five minutes before the alarm went off too. zzzz, peaceful sleep. . . baaaarip!
wha!*sniffsniffsniff* i sure hope that's the fish i ate....
still working tonight. gotta get my work done so i can get my wanking done so i can get my sleeping done so i can go back to work. it's all about wanking deadlines.
*checks watch* (did you ever do that while wanking?)
i gotta get busier so i can get busier....
*checks watch* (did you ever do that while wanking?)
i gotta get busier so i can get busier....
*hangs out a sign* do not disturb. power wanking.
"power wanking... commence!"
power wanking commenced.
*freaks out, wondering who the hell responded to that command*
hanon: all right cock. you got 15 minutes. make it quick. ...what the hell am i doing? you don't have ears... an you'll take as much damn time as you want anyway.
cock: fuck you.
yuck. still smells like fish. what the hell did i eat? ... yeah fish but what else did i eat?
"power wanking... commence!"
power wanking commenced.
*freaks out, wondering who the hell responded to that command*hanon: all right cock. you got 15 minutes. make it quick. ...what the hell am i doing? you don't have ears... an you'll take as much damn time as you want anyway.
cock: fuck you.
yuck. still smells like fish. what the hell did i eat? ... yeah fish but what else did i eat?
dammit cock! you took 20 minutes.
fun things to say duirng sex, while she rides, saying yes yes yes!:
really?
are you sure?
positive?
did you say yes?
absolutely sure?
was that a yes?
wabbit season!
so you agree with me?
can i borrow five bucks?
can i... have five bucks?
can i not pay you back?
are you listening to me?
are you trying to break my cock?
do you have five dollars in there?
what letter comes after n?
are we in church? i thought i heard the lord's name.
no! no! no! *starts arguing*
what's dog backwards? no, you said dogho.
are you aware i'm trying to type on lit while you're bouncing away?
fun things to say duirng sex, while she rides, saying yes yes yes!:
really?
are you sure?
positive?
did you say yes?
absolutely sure?
was that a yes?
wabbit season!
so you agree with me?
can i borrow five bucks?
can i... have five bucks?
can i not pay you back?
are you listening to me?
are you trying to break my cock?
do you have five dollars in there?
what letter comes after n?
are we in church? i thought i heard the lord's name.
no! no! no! *starts arguing*
what's dog backwards? no, you said dogho.
are you aware i'm trying to type on lit while you're bouncing away?
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krackheadkathy
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i hate to interrupt ur conversation with urself... but i fit the description ... cute by looks.. naughty by nature..other than that..its me
kathy..pict on profile.. feel free to peruse
kathy..pict on profile.. feel free to peruse
oh really? *raises eyebrows*
*doesn't know what to say now*
*gets a harder erection*
oh come on. you knew that was coming. (and will be, feel free to join in ladies)
this is what i was writing while i was waiting for pages to load.
*rambles back into thread*
*shasays a little, in a manly shasaying kind of way*
hehe
*blinks*
yeah... i got nothing... in the way of jokes that is.
*moseys away, again in a manly moseying kind of way*
dammit.. i gotta go power wank... again...
*grumbles about having to power wank, harems, having women power wank for me, even having ladies have the orgasms for me.... wtf...*
*cock drags along behind on the way out*
*examines cock*
this would make a good table leg or something.
...except it's bent.
*goes to check out... krackheadkathy's stuff*
krackhead? *covers cock*
*doesn't know what to say now*
*gets a harder erection*
oh come on. you knew that was coming. (and will be, feel free to join in ladies)
this is what i was writing while i was waiting for pages to load.
*rambles back into thread*
*shasays a little, in a manly shasaying kind of way*
hehe
*blinks*
yeah... i got nothing... in the way of jokes that is.
*moseys away, again in a manly moseying kind of way*
dammit.. i gotta go power wank... again...
*grumbles about having to power wank, harems, having women power wank for me, even having ladies have the orgasms for me.... wtf...*
*cock drags along behind on the way out*
*examines cock*
this would make a good table leg or something.
...except it's bent.
*goes to check out... krackheadkathy's stuff*
krackhead?
*covers cock**whistles and mops up* i spilled something. pay no attention.
damn. weird night. an i hate those creepy overgrown elves who give commentary during videos. leave those ladies alone creepy elf guys!
did you ever think about how dumb sex is? it's the same motion. over and over. in and out, in and out. over and over and over... well, i guess it is kind of interesting.
i also thought it was kind of rude when the guy had the girl hold the camera too. lol
damn. weird night. an i hate those creepy overgrown elves who give commentary during videos. leave those ladies alone creepy elf guys!
did you ever think about how dumb sex is? it's the same motion. over and over. in and out, in and out. over and over and over... well, i guess it is kind of interesting.
i also thought it was kind of rude when the guy had the girl hold the camera too. lol
