Sex

[TE999]

Francois De La Rochefoucald once said "Love is the contact of two skins."

This applies equally to sex in the sense that revealing yourself to another is incredibly sensual, then contact further enhances it. The act itself, whether vaginal, anal, oral or masturbation is yet another pleasurable adjunct of continuing intimacy.

As was said in the 60's: "If it feels good, do it."

 

[redpaint]

I NEVER want to understand sex


i just want to have it...lots of it...and all of it on my terms.

its my body, my rules.


granted, i dont have many.

I don't have a problem with that.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sex is a multiverse.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing--Woody Allen

Actually, sex is nothing like laughing fun. It's more like a dangerous obsession, like a mountain climbing or sky-diving, visceral, accelerational, intense and threatening.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing--Woody Allen

Actually, sex is nothing like laughing fun. It's more like a dangerous obsession, like a mountain climbing or sky-diving, visceral, accelerational, intense and threatening.

Damn dude! You don't laugh and play when you're having sex? You are missing a BIG chuck of the good stuff then.

Come on admit it: Pussy farts are funny!

 

[ZoGoZo]

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Sex is the champion of all sports

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Damn dude! You don't laugh and play when you're having sex? You are missing a BIG chuck of the good stuff then.

Come on admit it: Pussy farts are funny!

No, I think that's a big difference between men and women. Women see the humor in sex. Men take it very seriously when they're engaged in it. Nothing kills an erection faster than laughter.

There's been a long standing challenge here on Lit to write a story that's both funny and hot. It can't be done. Humor destroys sexual tension.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing--Woody Allen

Actually, sex is nothing like laughing fun. It's more like a dangerous obsession, like a mountain climbing or sky-diving, visceral, accelerational, intense and threatening.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Damn dude! You don't laugh and play when you're having sex? You are missing a BIG chuck of the good stuff then.

Come on admit it: Pussy farts are funny!

No, I think that's a big difference between men and women. Women see the humor in sex. Men take it very seriously when they're engaged in it. Nothing kills an erection faster than laughter.

There's been a long standing challenge here on Lit to write a story that's both funny and hot. It can't be done. Humor destroys sexual tension.

I have said many times that I have heard (no, I don't really know much about sex) that laughing heightens orgasms.

 

[JackLuis]

I have said many times that I have heard (no, I don't really know much about sex) that laughing heightens orgasms.

That depends upon what she's laughing AT!

 

[Liar]

No, I think that's a big difference between men and women. Women see the humor in sex. Men take it very seriously when they're engaged in it. Nothing kills an erection faster than laughter.

I'm a woman then. Awesome.

Sex is not a Harlequin novel or a Greek drama. When it's done right, it's fun, silly, relaxed - the ultimate unwinder and prestige-less intimizer between two (or more) people.

Taking it serious to the point of constipation, is what slays erections. It's when the pressure is off to not be a fuck-god and have and deliver transcendent experiences all the bloody time, that it gets enjoyable.

 

[tickledkitty]

No, I think that's a big difference between men and women. Women see the humor in sex. Men take it very seriously when they're engaged in it. Nothing kills an erection faster than laughter.

Really? I haven't found that to be true in my experience at all. I love to laugh during sex. Sometimes it's just funny. Sometimes you both start to giggle about something, and it's like this punch in the gut that reminds you why you adore this person. And then you get serious again.

God, I miss that.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Okay, I need an answer, so it's time for an unofficial poll:

You just got done hammering the hell out of each other and had a matching set of screaming orgasm. You flop down on the bed/floor/kitchen table/car hood/neighbors front lawn and suddenly - Pffffft! Pussy fart!


Choices are:

You BOTH crack up and laugh till you cry, then do it all over again while giggling the whole time.

or

You act like it didn't happen and maintain the seriousness of the act, so as to maintain the sexual tension.

 

[cloudy]

Okay, I need an answer, so it's time for an unofficial poll:

You just got done hammering the hell out of each other and had a matching set of screaming orgasm. You flop down on the bed/floor/kitchen table/car hood/neighbors front lawn and suddenly - Pffffft! Pussy fart!


Choices are:

You BOTH crack up and laugh till you cry, then do it all over again while giggling the whole time.

This.

One time - I swear this happened - we broke the bed, and slammed to the ground on top of the mattress. We were in college, and the furniture was less than new.

We laughed like hell, then picked right up where we left off...fixed the bed later.

 

[Elianna]

ummm... can't answer that one SB.

However, I have a question. Can you have sex just for sex? I mean personally, I can't. I find that even if my initial thoughts of going into it for "just sex", it ends up becoming more. Sex seems to always have an emotional investment for me. I can't just seem to have sex for the sake of it. Somehow that emotional connection just makes the sex better for me. Is anyone else that way, too?

 

[tickledkitty]

This.

One time - I swear this happened - we broke the bed, and slammed to the ground on top of the mattress. We were in college, and the furniture was less than new.

We laughed like hell, then picked right up where we left off...fixed the bed later.

I had the same thing happen in my last apartment. We broke the bed, and then it was on a slant. I was crying, I was laughing so hard. We rolled onto the floor and kept going. Fixed the bed later.

 

[tickledkitty]

ummm... can't answer that one SB.

However, I have a question. Can you have sex just for sex? I mean personally, I can't. I find that even if my initial thoughts of going into it for "just sex", it ends up becoming more. Sex seems to always have an emotional investment for me. I can't just seem to have sex for the sake of it. Somehow that emotional connection just makes the sex better for me. Is anyone else that way, too?

Yes.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Okay, I need an answer, so it's time for an unofficial poll:

You just got done hammering the hell out of each other and had a matching set of screaming orgasm. You flop down on the bed/floor/kitchen table/car hood/neighbors front lawn and suddenly - Pffffft! Pussy fart!


Choices are:

You BOTH crack up and laugh till you cry, then do it all over again while giggling the whole time.

or

You act like it didn't happen and maintain the seriousness of the act, so as to maintain the sexual tension.

Oh, of course you start laughing when something silly happens, and afterwards the whole things a scream and you can even laugh at your own seriousness. Let's face it, sex itself is comically absurd, and the reason why it's so important not to start laughing in the middle of it is that you'll probably never stop.

But I say, show me people who are laughing while they're screwing and I'll show you a couple of pretty bum fucks. Show me a man who can laugh while he orgasms and I'll show a man who's doing neither very well. Concentrate on one or the other. You can't do both at the same time.

 

[lisa123414]

There may be an element of age here also? Thirty years ago, my orgasms did more resemble the playful gift of a laughing sprite, arriving often and sometimes unexpectedly in the midst of youthful play, the result of a bit of passionate exertion.

Now, my orgasms are like an animal lurking in the dark. They must be stalked, hunted and then driven, like the Minotaur through the maze. The journey is sometimes long before arriving at my goal, panting, sweating, even screaming out in release. They are exquisite and precious but more likely to bring tears than laughter during the moment.

While I can certainly look back at myself and laugh at the lengths, or perhaps depths, to which my imagination will go on the journey, and I can imagine laughing at some points along the way. I cannot imagine laughter in those last moments preceding orgasm, it would break the intensity.

 

[Safe_Bet]

ummm... can't answer that one SB.

However, I have a question. Can you have sex just for sex? I mean personally, I can't. I find that even if my initial thoughts of going into it for "just sex", it ends up becoming more. Sex seems to always have an emotional investment for me. I can't just seem to have sex for the sake of it. Somehow that emotional connection just makes the sex better for me. Is anyone else that way, too?

For me the emotional involvement HAS to have come first. That is where the trust comes from. Once I have trust I can have confidence enough to let go and let myself laugh, giggle and snort my way through some really great sex.

Bottom line is that great sex makes me happy. When I’m happy I laugh, giggle, hoot and holler. Great sex comes from trusting your partner and yourself enough so that you can ALLOW yourself to laugh and have fun during sex.

 

[Munachi]

bad sex is better than great golf...

or fishing.

you can never have had truely bad sex. really bad sex is much more disappointing than bad golf or bad fishing (not that i ever played golf).

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I personally believe that bad golf is the only kind there is but I'm jaundiced on the subject. Bad fishing, I've had and it's about as good as bad sex. Good sex, on the other hand, beats the best fishing hands down.

 

[vella_ms]

ummm... can't answer that one SB.

However, I have a question. Can you have sex just for sex? I mean personally, I can't. I find that even if my initial thoughts of going into it for "just sex", it ends up becoming more. Sex seems to always have an emotional investment for me. I can't just seem to have sex for the sake of it. Somehow that emotional connection just makes the sex better for me. Is anyone else that way, too?

i sometimes see my emotions kinda like a sliding scale of insulin for diabetics.

i give as much as i need. selfish me.

yes, i can have sex without strings...to a certain extent.
when i am with someone, that someone *some people* are the focus of the moment, until i leave. i'll replay the events and think fondly of them but ... thats where it usually ends on the emotion scale.

this is new territory for me so i could be talking out of my ass. (that takes talent)

 

[OLDERNWISER]

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[impressive]

There's been a long standing challenge here on Lit to write a story that's both funny and hot. It can't be done. Humor destroys sexual tension.

Disagree.

 

[Darkniciad]

Disagree.

Agree with the disagreement. *laugh*

Granted, I don't think you can manage scorching, heavy breathing heat, and rolling-on-the-floor funny at the same time. One or the other will dominate, or it will come off as choppy.

Hot -- as in gives you a rise -- and funny -- as in gives you a chuckle -- can coexist in my opinion. I've read stories that pulled it off, and tried it a few times with things like Ghost of a Chance.