A Friendly (Fun) Debate: Who Comes Better?

[Miss_Misaki]

While reading one of the threads in here, I was reminded of a story from Greek Mythology about Tiresias, the famous soothsayer (known most for advising Oedipus). In legend, Tiresias was out for a walk one day when he came upon two snakes mating. He watched them for a while, and they noticed him and attacked. He killed the female, and upon doing so, transformed into a woman.

As a woman, he became a prostitute for some seven years. Afterward, he/she found him/herself in the same situation as before, with two snakes mating, which then attacked him/her when they were interrupted. After killing the male snake this time, Tiresias then transformed back into a man.

Zeus and Hera had an argument one day about whether men or women enjoyed sex more. Deciding that the best person to get to solve their argument was the only man who had also BEEN a woman, they asked Tiresias to resolve it for them. Knowing that no matter which he chose, he'd be doomed by them, Tiresias finally admitted to them that, in his experience, if you were to rate the amount of sexual pleasure had by either partner on a scale from one to ten, a man would rate a one, and a woman would rate a nine.

It just makes one wonder... do you suppose the myth has any truth to it? No person can say, naturally, but I'll bet it'll be fun to talk about! What do you guys think? Who has the most pleasure during an orgasm?

 

[Jack_Samuel]

Good question that im sure will stir some mas debate. Sorry bad pun.

I agree with Tiresias it has to be the woman dosent it. Besides the fact you can have mulitples a woman's orgasm does also seem to last longer and be more intense.

I know that after seeing my wife climax i am left thinking i wish i could have some of that

 

[fifty5]

Who has the most pleasure during an orgasm?

Dunno, but there's an old joke...

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God is coming to the end of a hard week's work and turns to Adam and Eve. "Well," God says, that's almost everything, just a couple of details to tie up."

"Who wants to be able to pee standing up and, you know, write their name in the snow?"

"Me! Me!" shouts Adam.

"OK, it shall be so."

And Adam runs off laughing and capering.

God turns to Eve, "Well, that only leaves the multiple orgasms..."
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Of course that neglects the serious social issue of whether Adam's sons take the trouble, but I'm sure the story pages here will lay that concern to rest.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I know that after seeing my wife climax i am left thinking i wish i could have some of that

Reason #5,429,649 For being a Lesbian: I know that after seeing my wife climax i am going to have some of that!

 

[fifty5]

Reason #5,429,649 For being a Lesbian: I know that after seeing my wife climax i am going to have some of that!

Right on - and I suppose to at least some extent the same is true for male gays - but I speak as an outsider from both groups. I only feel competent to hold forth on the group to which I belong: vanilla, male heterosexuals.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Right on - and I suppose to at least some extent the same is true for male gays - but I speak as an outsider from both groups. I only feel competent to hold forth on the group to which I belong: vanilla, male heterosexuals.

Gay guys don't both get to have lots of multiple orgasms

 

[fifty5]

Gay guys don't both get to have lots of multiple orgasms

See joke above.

Writing your name in the snow - or putting a shamrock on the head of a pint of Guiness - is fun, but multiple orgasms puts both WELL in the shade.

I'm jealous!

 

[fieryjen]

See joke above.

Writing your name in the snow - or putting a shamrock on the head of a pint of Guiness - is fun, but multiple orgasms puts both WELL in the shade.

I'm jealous!

Okay, what?

 

[fifty5]

Okay, what?

Some bar tenders finish off drawing a pint of Guinness by trickling the beer into the head in the shape of a shamrock, leaving a mark in the head. That resonated, for me, with a track in the snow to write a name.

Sorry if the relationship triggers your gag reflex. It isn't the media that are related, just the technique.

 

[fieryjen]

Some bar tenders finish off drawing a pint of Guinness by trickling the beer into the head in the shape of a shamrock, leaving a mark in the head. That resonated, for me, with a track in the snow to write a name.

Sorry if the relationship triggers your gag reflex. It isn't the media that are related, just the technique.

Oh, okay. For a moment there I thought it was something about men peeing in their beer.

One thing I like the most about being a woman is how many different types of orgasms I can have. Some are easier to achieve than others, but they're all very different, which I find really fun. Variety is key.

 

[Miss_Misaki]

Oh, okay. For a moment there I thought it was something about men peeing in their beer.

One thing I like the most about being a woman is how many different types of orgasms I can have. Some are easier to achieve than others, but they're all very different, which I find really fun. Variety is key.

One thing I envy of the boys though, is how easy cleanup is after they "pop one off." All they have to do is go pee and they're fresh and tidy. xD

I dunno how much worse it is with a man contributing his portion to the mix, but I know that even by myself, I wanna scrub in a shower after even one, lol.

 

[Jack_Samuel]

One thing I envy of the boys though, is how easy cleanup is after they "pop one off." All they have to do is go pee and they're fresh and tidy. xD

I dunno how much worse it is with a man contributing his portion to the mix, but I know that even by myself, I wanna scrub in a shower after even one, lol.

Im also glad nobody pissed in the beer. What a waste.

And i think who is cleaner is a whole other debate

Once you add our portion to the mix its a whole let messier down there and can take hours to come out

 

[TE999]

IMO the reason that women have multiple orgasms and a variety thereof, is natures consolation prize for enduring 9 months of child bearing and the birth process.

 

[fieryjen]

One thing I envy of the boys though, is how easy cleanup is after they "pop one off." All they have to do is go pee and they're fresh and tidy. xD

I dunno how much worse it is with a man contributing his portion to the mix, but I know that even by myself, I wanna scrub in a shower after even one, lol.

Yeah, very true.

Female cleanup? Worse than male cleanup, definitely,and I do find it rather annoying, but nothing compared to my wrath when he's careless and gets it all over the sheets, commenting "whoops!" while knowing exactly that I'm the one who'll be washing them.

Im also glad nobody pissed in the beer. What a waste.

And i think who is cleaner is a whole other debate

Once you add our portion to the mix its a whole let messier down there and can take hours to come out

I really hate that! After a quicky, getting the clothes back on and then I start walking and doing stuff and I get about thirty feet before feeling something seep into my panties ever so slowly. It's a fucking disgusting feeling that lasts for like an hour and a half and then I have sperm-soaked panties. Bleargh!

IMO the reason that women have multiple orgasms and a variety thereof, is natures consolation prize for enduring 9 months of child bearing and the birth process.

I don't feel qualified to speak to that until I've actually been pregnant, but it seems a pretty good take.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Wife: 2 minutes. Twice.
Me: 15 seconds. And I have particularly drawn-out, spasmodic orgasms for a guy.

Women win.

The best part about women and their long orgasms is it makes it easy to time yours to them. When her face tightens up and her claws start digging into my back, I still have plenty of time to get myself there as well.

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

One thing I envy of the boys though, is how easy cleanup is after they "pop one off." All they have to do is go pee and they're fresh and tidy. xD

I dunno how much worse it is with a man contributing his portion to the mix, but I know that even by myself, I wanna scrub in a shower after even one, lol.

I don't have that much of a problem. I make the guy wear a condom and he usually wants to clean me off with his tongue. That's more fun for both of us than taking a shower.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I really hate that! After a quicky, getting the clothes back on and then I start walking and doing stuff and I get about thirty feet before feeling something seep into my panties ever so slowly. It's a fucking disgusting feeling that lasts for like an hour and a half and then I have sperm-soaked panties. Bleargh!

Reason #5,429,650 For being a Lesbian: Never having to say "Bleargh!"

 

[fieryjen]

I don't have that much of a problem. I make the guy wear a condom and he usually wants to clean me off with his tongue. That's more fun for both of us than taking a shower.

But showers can be fuuuuun!

It's been better since I came off birth control and the husband has had to wear a condom as well. However, we nearly always misplace them (good opening for reason # whatever to be a lesbian here, I suppose)

 

[DesertPirate]

Reason #5,429,650 For being a Lesbian: Never having to say "Bleargh!"

*coffee spew*
That is an interesting reason
Damn y'all are funny

 

[gauchecritic]

As a bloke that gets 'aftershock' orgasmic feelings lasting for minutes afterwards I can't really comment on duration.

But I do know one thing. I've never heard women comment that peeing can be orgasmic.

 

[fieryjen]

As a bloke that gets 'aftershock' orgasmic feelings lasting for minutes afterwards I can't really comment on duration.

But I do know one thing. I've never heard women comment that peeing can be orgasmic.

Peeing, no. Non-peeing, however, can be awesome.

 

[slyc_willie]

The build-up to an orgasm can result in a stronger one. I should know, since it takes me damn near forever.

As far as multiple orgasms, the contributions of the partner should never be overruled.

Me: "Honey, did you have multiple orgasms before me?"

SO: "Not unless I did it. And they weren't as good."

 

[Jack_Samuel]

Reason #5,429,650 For being a Lesbian: Never having to say "Bleargh!"

lol thats almost as long as my list of reasons i love being a man

 

[Katyusha]

As a bloke that gets 'aftershock' orgasmic feelings lasting for minutes afterwards I can't really comment on duration.

But I do know one thing. I've never heard women comment that peeing can be orgasmic.

I have. Just the one time though, and I couldn't figure it out.

 

[Gizzmotick]

I really hate that! After a quicky, getting the clothes back on and then I start walking and doing stuff and I get about thirty feet before feeling something seep into my panties ever so slowly. It's a fucking disgusting feeling that lasts for like an hour and a half and then I have sperm-soaked panties. Bleargh!

There are some... who are incredibly turned on by the feeling of cum leaking out of them... it's a reminder of what just transpired... for hours. And, as my wife has put it, a reminder of something she did.. that the person who is standing in front of her pissing her off probably didn't do.